Ok, I'll make this short. I tried using some condoms (Trojan) for the first time....no complaints (unlike what people have told me, "you can't feel anything" ) except they're to big widthwise. Length is all good, but it's loose, and it slips. So I'm not asking for any dick jokes or anything, or even a thread, just link me up to some other brands that make tighter (wrong word?) rubs.

Thanks

PS: Don't be dicks

Volitan said:

I have no advice my man...never had a problem with any brand... fuck it....just don't wear one...use the rythym method.... one one-thousand, two one-thousand, three....ummmm was that..uhhhh.....uhhhhh....ohhhhh damn.....

pardonme4livin said:

VASECTOMY!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

Leave it to a woman to throw that in there .... had my vasectomy March 3, 2000....let us pray...

pardonme4livin said:

but seriosuly folks.....

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Reminds me of Duece Biggalow....."ITS NOT SMALL ITS THIN

i think lifestyles are thinner than trojan, i'm not really positive though seeing as i don't have a dick. they're generally better i think though. japanese brands are best, but hard to find in stores here.

Spookymuffin said:

This review is funny !


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I lost my virginity using one of those Purple Rain Coat condoms you used to be able to order from 1-800-NEW FUNK.

here ya go:

I fucking hate them.

ufoclub said:

I read the reviews for those and they said it wasn't very thin...but it can't hurt to try I reckon.....

Volitan said:

i joked on my own spit when i read this

look at it this way... at least you're getting some. i cannot say the same. wear those condoms with great pride and may i say how sexy confidence and self acceptance are! i suggest picking up a few various brands and testing them out. hard work, but somebodies gotta do it

LittleWing said:

Well they bunch up and it's uncomfortable...

Kimono Condoms is a Japanese brand that is super thin (concerning the rubber), super strong, and don't seem as wide as Trojans. Then again, I'm a girl so I couldn't tell you first hand.

What kind of Trojans are you using? They have the snugger ones, I think.

Volitan said:

Seriously - the link I put above: Crown Skinless - AMAZING.

Spookymuffin said:

according to the description, those condoms are wider than most, only the latex is thin. I think this guy is having a problem with too much space in the condom.

JasmineFire said:

si. But these aren't as wide as what I WAS using, according to that site.....

Volitan said:

were you using Magnums or soemthing?

Volitan said:

It depends on the latex tbh. Like all durex are the same size here, but some are super sensitive, some aren't, etc, etc, and unless I get the thinnest, lightest ones I can't come. Can't feel a thing. I fucking hate rubbers.

Spookymuffin said:

Yep...these are the bomb. I was a devoted user of Trojan Magnums for years untill I got hip to Crowns. I hate rubbers with a passion, but being single, u gotta wear em'. That's the way of the world today.

blackguitaristz said:

JasmineFire said:

I'd always heard that Kimonos ran smaller

JasmineFire said:

No they were these
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Volitan said:

omg, those SUCK.

evenstar3 said:

You're telling me. They were too big, and they smell terrible. Like I said, I'm new to the whole condom game, so I don't know nothin'. I just went to the gas station and picked them up because of the name, and they said her pleasure...but yeah, I ain't using those no more.
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Spookymuffin said:

but it says those are wider than normal..

Volitan said:

the ribbed ones are terrible too.

just double wrap an elastic band around it, dont feel asleep though, as your dick may have fallen off when you wake up