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How many creationists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Lightbulbs don't 'change', they've always been that way. | |
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a lightbulb? None... lightbulbs and electricity are evil creations of the devil... if god meant for us to have lights he would have provided us with them. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said:
How many fundamentalists does it take to change a lightbulb? None... lightbulbs and electricity are evil creations of the devil... if god meant for us to have lights he would have provided us with them. 
If god wanted us to have instant light he would have burnt a bush in every home. | |
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Hey, that joke's no sweat. Folks have been making jokes about God for eons, probably. And, He doesn't need a man to stick up for Him, so I won't waste my breath or my fingers.
But, I will hip you: The Bible (be it Psalm 2 or Revelation) makes it clear that He laughs, too. | |
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ThreadBare said: Hey, that joke's no sweat. Folks have been making jokes about God for eons, probably. And, He doesn't need a man to stick up for Him, so I won't waste my breath or my fingers.
But, I will hip you: The Bible (be it Psalm 2 or Revelation) makes it clear that He laughs, too. Wait a minute... you already did stick up for him. Your sticking up for him is implicit in your stating that he doesn't need man to stick up for him. The very act of making that statement was sticking up for him.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: ThreadBare said: Hey, that joke's no sweat. Folks have been making jokes about God for eons, probably. And, He doesn't need a man to stick up for Him, so I won't waste my breath or my fingers.
But, I will hip you: The Bible (be it Psalm 2 or Revelation) makes it clear that He laughs, too. Wait a minute... you already did stick up for him. Your sticking up for him is implicit in your stating that he doesn't need man to stick up for him. The very act of making that statement was sticking up for him. Hmmm, OK. | |
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