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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None... they just form a corporation and farm the work out to underpaid refugees or illegal immigrants who work for pennies a day putting in lightbulbs for Republican party members. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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How many posts can Ice9 make about lightblubs in 10 minutes ?
TOO BLOODY MANY ! | |
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Damn! why do you try to bring liberals, republicans and who knows to screw in your lightbulb?
call up an electrician :Lol: [This message was edited Thu Oct 31 20:02:03 PST 2002 by Heavenly] | |
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FunkyStrange said: How many posts can Ice9 make about lightblubs in 10 minutes ?
TOO BLOODY MANY ! How many FunkyStranges does it take to screw in a lightbulb? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: FunkyStrange said: How many posts can Ice9 make about lightblubs in 10 minutes ?
TOO BLOODY MANY ! How many FunkyStranges does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to whine to Ben about the lack of light; one to bitch about how everybody who has light is a drama queen; and one to report the burnt out lightbulb to the moderator. | |
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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IceNine said: Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None... they just form a corporation and farm the work out to underpaid refugees or illegal immigrants who work for pennies a day putting in lightbulbs for Republican party members. You're right -- none, they don't know how to SCREW anything. If only they could just learn how to screw right everythang would be aight! "Use this tool to control the masses w/guaranteed success: Divide/Conquer =>No Communication cuz we are Divided =>Misunderstanding cuz we don't Communicate =>We can't Agree we only Misunderstand =>Chaos cuz we can't Agree. Chaos-an evil tool indeed!" | |
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Two: one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. | |
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6:
1 to change it... 1 to blame Clinton, cuz had he been a better president it wouldn't have gone out in the first place... 1 to swear it was already burning out when he arrived... 1 to somehow connect the bulb burning out to "declining family values in America"... 1 to claim the resulting darkness was the party's attempt to reach out to the black community... 1 to suggest a tax cut so that more Americans can afford to by more bulbs... | |
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