Would a joke help? If so:

Prince, Justin Timberlake and Paris Hilton are riding in a train. It goes through a tunnel and everything is pitch black. Suddenly, you hear the sound of a kiss, followed immediately by a slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel, Justin Timberlake is rubbing his cheek.

"Justin must have tried to kiss me and kissed Prince by mistake, and he slapped Justin!" thinks Paris Hilton.

"Prince must have kissed Paris and she thought it was me, so she slapped me!" thinks Justin Timberlake.

"This is great! Every time we go through a tunnel, I'm going to make a kissing sound and then slap that punkass Timberlake silly!" thinks Prince.
[Edited 4/28/08 9:37am]