ok, my one surviving cat (actually belongs to my sister but I wont go into that shit), is really really needy lately.


My sister had him declawed, so in order to protect himself, he punches people. (He has a tremendous and fierce right hand punch--a good left hook too).

But when I'm working from home, it's so fucking annoying.

He jumps up on my lap and smacks the shit out of my face to get my attention.

I'm starting to get really annoyed.




What stupid things does your animal do?

My pink skunk clown fish and bicolor blenny have been missing for over a week. I think the brittle starfish ate them.




EVIL


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If somebody declawed me I'd be pissed off too. Good thing cats can't file torture claims.

JerseyKRS said:

The look on g dubs face are

Teacher said:

We just need to start with delousing you!

Imago said:

Funny how most pets don't have lice here... pets plus claws minus fleas or lice equals happier pets. Boo

My new puppy Eli, has chewed on everything that he finds within reach, and he is getting taller everyday! Please someone tell me, dogs out grow this phase!?

Teacher said:

There ARE no happy pets in Europe!

JerseyKRS said:

oh my god

JerseyKRS said:

JerseyKRS said:

Probably.

clown fish are territorial and a bit aggressive, so it's unlikely when you sprinkle food in that they don't jump out and rear their heads.


Sorry to hear that. I love clown fish.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

They do.

Just make sure they have lots of things of their own that they are allowed to chew.

Imago said:

You know many?

I know YOU didn't declaw the cat but try this on for size: Pull all your fingernails out and then try to do something with your hands. Or actually, the physical equivalent is amputating your fingers at the first knuckle. Like living like that?

JustErin said:

He has a ton of his own toys, an assortment actually. But he loves shoes, slippers, my daughters favorite pink blanky, the bath mat, the end of the couch....

Imago said:

He was well over 6 years old, but I got the blenny about a month ago!!


stupid echinoderm.

Teacher said:

erm.

Are your descriptive comments aimed at me? I'm sorry I even mentioned it as would never declaw a cat, nor crate train a dog.

You're preaching to the choir. I only mentioned that fact to explain he punches so hard, and why my face is taking a beating right now.

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Imago said:

I'm sorry, I got carried away. I just feel strongly about those things is all

My holy birman who passed away a few years ago used to punch me too, he was big and had really heavy paws...and a holier-than-thou attitude. If I disturbed the holy birman he'd let me know, including having my own his space in bed.
Why did you agree to take care of him for your sister again? Wait a minute: Weren't you supposed to take him to her last year?

Teacher said:

I agreed to take them so they didn't have to sit in a boarding kennel in the UK for six weeks.

Well over a year later, my sister has done nothing to get them over to her, and one of them passed away two weeks ago.




wow. I'm loving my life now

Imago said:

I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe the cat's that left is blaming you for the other cat being gone and that's why he's punching you. You're gonna end up getting a kitten to keep him company

yay cat!!

I know what that cat is thinking..."Give back the chains, motherfucker..."

omg, I love it. A kitty after my own heart.

It pprobably saw your movie mashup thread.

CarrieMpls said:

Imago said:

HA! Getting Pussy SLapped. LOVES IT!

My cat likes to play "Sentry" by laying right in your path and then swiping and hissing as you pass!

my cat likes to play hard to get.

superspaceboy said:

One of my cats do this, minus the hissing and swiping. He's just trying to make you trip over him so he can look all offended. Fatso.

Teacher said:

my fat ass cat does that too. he'll actually meow at me until i at least nudge him with my foot or something. sooooo creepy.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

This is Eli with my daughters pinky blanket! He is so secure of his masculinity he doesn't mind covering in a pink blanket.

Protege said:

Any attention is good attention, huh? Guess he learned from his owner