DexMSR said:

MsLegs said:

Need me to cut your grass...done!

Need something hung up...done!

Need me to move something....done!

Want to go shopping ....no problem!

Wash the car.....done!

Just handle the aforementioned shit and I WILL DO YOUR BIDDING!!

I am glad to be simple!!!

Statuesqque said:

Whap....yes it is!

All that talking shit....you got girlfriends for all that shit!

I mean...I like a conversation...but I am not a TALKER!!

I will be your handyman, gardner, mover, painter, utility man.....just do the simple shit for me!!

Whap!

DexMSR said:

Okay, I better start cookin' - I need shit hung & dude has yet to lift a finger up in this mf!!!



But then, how do I deal w/ the fact that I can probably do a better job @ it than this guy?? That's worth a thread too - MEN, why aren't you so handy & helpful anymore???



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CalhounSq said:

CalhounSq said:

I don't like your edit. Take your foolishness off my thread, you.

ThreadBare said:

I'm not sure I like it either - maybe it's just THAT guy Hanging pics is so easy, but dammit I would love it if he'd just pick up one of them & get to it already

CalhounSq said:

Just like I mentally referenced THAT girlfriend who only seemed to eat pizza and cereal, when I started this thread. I know she's not representative of most women...

CalhounSq said:

Men done fell off the being handy game, FO REAL! When I had a man and the toilet was running he didn't know how to fix it. You know the world's coming to an end when a woman has to tell her man, "Honey, please get my tools outta the garage." Shit ain't right!
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OK, mods... Lock it up....

ThreadBare said:

Ohhhh, I see. It's okay to charge women up for not fulfilling antiquated stereotypes of what's expected of them but ya'll men aren't supposed to live up to your duties????
Must be hitting close to home

sammij said:

co-

DexMSR said:

yep, that's ALL I'VE EVER asked for but some reason I could never seem to get it so I'm over it.

SCNDLS said:

MODS, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, LOCK THIS THREAD!!!




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SCNDLS said:

No, I agree, we oughta be handy. Absolutely.


mods?

ThreadBare said:

Awwwww, too late partna I saw your original post.

So what's da matta Thready, you can cook but can't fix a running toilet???? I'm sure there's SOME kind of handyman function you can perform in a manly manner. Riiiiight???

ThreadBare said:

SCNDLS said:

Check again. I edited it for camp. it's still there.
But, a bare edit post is hilarious.

Nope, I got my tools, too, lady. I've had my house for about 3 years, and I've yet to call anything beyond a plumber. And, that one time was for something that turned out to have been a badly installed disposal.

ThreadBare said:

Okay, then. I'ma let you make it, THIS time, but I reserve the right to request pics of you ACTUALLY cooking and/or using tools.

Ottensen said:

.. food processor .. gotta get a food processor to cut stuff up.. all the onions, bell peppers, celery, carrots we would do up during the holidays in my family, was very time consuming with choppin n cuttin .. food processor did all the cuttin' for us lol hop n skip n it was cut up.. we'd start cookin' 2 days in advance for Thanksgiving lol (starting with desserts).. and SCNDLS, u're right about that dishwasher thing.. we did the same.. cooking for 30 in my family and we too had a dishwasher, but we still had to wash by hand..cause it was much .. and also when you have those restaurant size pots, a dishwasher isnt enough lol .. dang u had 80, that's rough lol

Flowerz said:

You're absolutely right about chopping all that stuff up. My aunt chops and dices all her veggies and keeps it in a ziploc back and uses it as needed. I learned this trick when she made the dressing.

SCNDLS said:

SCNDLS said:

Wow....this has never changed over the years...if you truly see this as being antiquated stereotype....prepare to be alone for quite some time....unless your blowjobs are off the hook!!

CalhounSq said:[quote]

DexMSR said:

Okay, I better start cookin' - I need shit hung & dude has yet to lift a finger up in this mf!!!



But then, how do I deal w/ the fact that I can probably do a better job @ it than this guy?? That's worth a thread too - MEN, why aren't you so handy & helpful anymore???



We ain't doin jack if we are not getting fed....in so many more ways than one....Whap!

So , several days into the LA invasion I was persecuted for allowing the men to build the tent in the backyard for the LA invasion when I COULD HAVE DONE IT MYSELF.

Ok, I am a contractors daughter but I'd also rather cook and make pleasant. I also knew how to respect their territory. () I remember one conflict between said male and I about location of tent... One male said we are doing what we know is right and if at the end you disagree we will move it. (note: said males were right! ) I fed them beers and One male threatened me if I played Seal one more time it wasn't the only thing out the 2nd story. So I decided to depart with veryyyyy heavy furniture that said male thought id do well in the tent. They drag it to the curb... I serve dinner at the remaining table in the backyard whilst I have this epiphany that the men were right! So, I announce it as said male lifts his chicken to his mouth. Without a word he drops it to his plate and raises with the other male in question, my father, and restores said furniture to my backyard.




Anywho, dinner was good and I was forgiven and the fantastic males in question along with my parents and friends had a fantastic night christening the tent
and playing Vegas games.

Muse2NOPharaoh said: