That's right folks Truck Nutz.



Please choose from Flesh Toned Truck Nuts, Blue Balls, Black, Nuts,
Kawasaki-Like Green Nuts, Orange Nuts, Hot Pink Nuts, Limited Baby Blue Balls, Purple Passion Balls,
Apple Red Nuts, White Balls, and Lemon Lazer Yellow Balls.



http://www.nutsfortrucks.com/

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The greatest nation in the world

This is taking compensating too far.

i don't get it. are they scented nuttz?

i want to get all the colors of the rainbow flag and hang all them nuttz across the bumper. i can display the pride of my people that way.

They're everywhere here.



I was just talking about how irritating these things where to someone the other night.

Anxiety said:

Scented nuttz.

depends on what you've been doing with them, Anx.

you might be safe hanging the colors of the rainbow across on the west coast, but i'd think twice about taking a road trip through the south.

Imago said:

you're in Florida, right?

Imago said:

fess up. how many boxes of them do you own?

magnificentsynthesizer said:

Yeah


Sorry about that whole George Bush/Al Gore switcharoo.

Imago said:

thank's for reminding me, i owe the state of Florida an ass whuppin'!

magnificentsynthesizer said:

Now Rhonda Storms is a senator. Sorry I'm jacking this thread, but on some level it does tie into the whole redneck/stinky balls theme. If you think Rick Santorum is an asshole wait until Rhonda eyeballs the Presidency.


I'm moving to England.

Imago said:

she'd never be considered as a candidate with at last name like that. Oh, btw, FUCK THIS THREAD!

I see them here..but look where I live.

MoniGram said:

where's that? i just heard about these things today?

there was a great squidbillies about truck nuttz,

grandma had the biggest set on her walker

These have been around for a while.

Pre-fabricated truck nuts are for douches.

They're not that hard to make yourself, and that's part of the whole "I'm a real man with a real man's truck" image.

magnificentsynthesizer said:

OKLAHOMA!!!!

magnificentsynthesizer said:

What!!!


I see them all over S. Cali too

I have NEVER seen these in S. Cali.

I bet I'm gonna start noticing them all over now

magnificentsynthesizer said:

I'm sorry

They may be new to some folks, but god damnit I've been putting up with them for years.

One guy even had (and I am totally not making this up), a rebel flag bumper sticker below his license plate just above the Truck Nutz, and another bumper sticker above his rear window that read (and I quote) " Women want me. Fish fear me! "



Trust me ladies of the org, you wouldn't have wanted him. TRUST. ME.

ToraToraDreams said:

They're like my balls on myspace. Ubiquitous.

WTF?

I'm going to start praying now those things never make it far enough north to hit Canada.