As night 3 descended on the gang, Prince was starting to regret his camping trip to Maryland with Larry Graham, Sheila E and all the members of the Org.
The camp-fire had started to burn out and once more the darkness became totally claustrophobic.
From beyond the trees, just out of their vision came a blood-curdling scream. Suddenly...

(please continue)

...from the woods came a stream of people yelling "Help! Help! We've just had to sit through 50 listens of The Rainbow Children back to back, once was bad enough and it's killing us, please save us, we can't take no more!" So then Prince said...

Haystack said:

a deep, slowed down voice boomed from the skies..."and the banished ones wer never allowed back into the kingdom..."

Sheila looked at Prince and said "Alright, now's our chance!"

Sheila pulled the fire prod from the blazing pit and held it to Larry's throat, "This is for turning my man into a zombie, you tall, non-funky, spooky-ass, can't sing deserter!"

Then... (to be continued)

..a deep, slowed down voice boomed from the skies..."and the banished ones wer never allowed back into the kingdom..."

Sheila looked at Prince and said "Alright, now's our chance!"

Sheila pulled the fire prod from the blazing pit and held it to Larry's throat, "This is for turning my man into a zombie, you tall, non-funky, spooky-ass, can't sing deserter!"

Then... (to be continued)


... Larry took off his shoes, then tore up his bass for about 30 seconds to remind Sheila of how UNBELIEVABLE a bass player he is. Sheila, still dazed from that funky bass playing, was now unable to move & had to sit through a lecture on the virtues of being in the Jehova's Witness. Prince, meanwhile, called Londell to sue the state of Maryland for getting them lost in the woods. That settled, Prince set off to gather the ingredients for his famous "grass & bark soup"..

while wondering through the underbrush, Prince..
(to be continued)

Cloudbuster said:

"Shut up, already. Damn!"

mltijchr said:

Prince came across a Poster nail to a north side of a tree

on it was a picture of a headless man hanging on a cross, with eyes where his hands should be with red tears coming out of the right eye.

Across the top of the poster was written...

"Make Love not War... Erotic City come alive"

and on the lower left hand side of the poster was written

"Fuck God"

and across the bottom was written

"DownLoad while U are Still Free"

http://mfdoom.online.fr/e_city.mp3

Prince tears down the poster and puts it into his pocket and then scurries back to the others
(to be continued...)
[This message was edited Thu Oct 31 14:47:42 PST 2002 by HRHthesmellofJazmin]

HRHthesmellofJazmin said:

Prince was about to show the others the poster when it suddenly dawned on him that maybe Larry WAS the legendary Prince Witch. Prince decided that he had to find a way to be rid of Larry once and for all...