Imagine this, it's a dark and rainy night, possibly the worst rain storm you have ever seen, and you are driving your very expensive 2 seater around town.

You come to a bus stop, at the bus stop 3 people are waiting. Your very best friend in the world who once saved your life, an old lady who is about to die and your soul mate. You know that this third person is the love of your life, your ideal in every way. You only can fit one other person in your car.

Who do you pick up?

You people suck.

My soul mate. I can fit my best friend in the trunk, and the old lady is going to die soon anyways, so she can stay there.

ArielB said:

the old lady who is about to die

The best friend and "soul mate" would totally understand my reasoning

i'm thinking the old lady...
my best friend would understand my wanting to keep good karma going from when they saved my life
and my soul mate - well... if fate brought them to me once, i'm sure it will again...

sammij said:

Mach said:

sammij said:

I like both your answers!

The old lady. My best friend is young and healthy and hopefully, my soul mate would be too. They could probably survive the storm, while the old woman wouldn't. I'd feel guilty if I left the old woman outside to die.
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Good answers so far, but how do you meet everyone's needs in this senerio?

There is an answer, I promise.

Sweeny79 said:

Call a cab for all of them?

veronikka said:

I like that one! But that's not the answer I'm looking for.

Sweeny79 said:

Can we make multiple trips to pick each of them up?

Sweeny79 said:

This is going to bug me til you give us the answer

i'll have my best friend take the old lady home.

me and my soul mate would walk

Wait! they dont need rides the bus is coming for them!!!

Right???

DanceWme said:

And we have a winner!

Give your car keys to your friend have him/her take the lady to the hospital. You wait there with your soulmate.

Riddle Number 2

This one is a bit easier.


A man lives alone, he never leaves his home and the only time he sees others is when someone brings him food and supplies. One rainy night the man is very depressed and drinks too much. He goes upstairs turns out the lights and goes to bed. The next morning, he realizes his actions the night before cost hundreds their lives.

How is this possible?

Sweeny79 said:

He works at a lighthouse

ArielB said:

you beat me to it.

Stymie said:

ArielB said:

Stymie said:

ArielB said:

Typical.

I can never figure these fucking things out.

JustErin said:

Well, at least you're still young and beautiful....oh wait...no, you're old!

ArielB said:

At least I have a bigger penis than you do.

JustErin said:

And a bigger ass, too!

ArielB said:

Go ahead... him.

ArielB said:

I sure hope so. Hank Hill has a bigger ass than you.