What do you want to come back as?


I've also posted this on 9's forum but thats looking like watching a david lynch film when you've got a headache.

Deffintely Wanna Come Back As An Eagle

I want to come back as this...

Cougar...grrrrr

I wanna comeback as a guy

thekidsgirl said:

A dolphin

PEJ said:

Awesome!

Imago...

...as a vagina biting dog

A cat here as well, or any animal in the cat family. I love their arrogant attitudes.

Michael Henderson's swimsuit.

roodboi said:

A straight white male.

Easiest life ever.

thekidsgirl said:

Why, it sucks. Your penis controls everything you do, whether you want it to or not. Plus, puberty sucks. You smell bad, acne, wet dreams can be incredibly embarrassing wen mom washes you sheets, plus erections in the middle of classes. Though I wouldn't trade any of that for bleeding from my crotch, cramping, and being a bitch once a month. Or childbirth. Good thing I'm ot a chick though, I'd be the biggest whore ever.....

Volitan said:

nobody said Princes bath water?

I want to come back as Imago so I can see how it feels to be the biggest whore on the org.


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hokie said:

Volitan said:

While you might get those few minorly embarassing things...you also get :

* a BETTER reputation the MORE chicks you sleep with

* the sports coverage us "weak" women could only dream of

* there's more to male musicians than how sexy they are

* you NEVER have to worry about double standards or being second best because you're top of the food chain in every respect

* you'll always be paid more

* there's no derogatory terms for a straight white male

* you'll never have to worry about getting old...you'll just inherit a new trait called : "character".

* you'll always get movie roles no matter what age you are.

* you'll never have to worry about giving birth or being pregnant.

You lot have it easy!

I would rather give birth than have to shave everyday or have a hairy back.

ZombieKitten said:

....honestly?

ZombieKitten said:

oh, ur comparing "our lot" to "their lot"

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prb said:

and having those testosterone outbursts - I've seen a guy get one at a house auction, he just HAD to outbid some other guy - he was crying in the end cause he won, and I bet his wife was gonna divorce him - what an IDIOT

ZombieKitten said:

at least we can blame our outbursts on PMS- AND then eat chocolate

prb said:

I don't even do that, I go to bed early and sleep 10 hours straight how boring is my PMS.

ZombieKitten said:

maybe thats half my problem, i cant remember the last time i slept 4hrs straight- let alone 10
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prb said:

that would do it
I always think "why am I SOOOOO tired and forgetful?" someone will inevitably ask me if I am pregnant, which I then worry about for about half a day and then I realise and go no wonder!

I am a cat