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Man claims to have been raped by wombat and now speaks Australian! From Fox News:
Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat
Thursday, March 27, 2008 SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian". Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported. The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know." Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work. Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life. http://www.foxnews.com/st...99,00.html | |
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Those damn Wombats can get away with murder nowadays!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Protege said:  | |
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Are you bored, Sean or did you think this is worth a thread  .
But at least you are not banning yourself anymore from GD  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: Are you bored, Sean or did you think this is worth a thread .
But at least you are not banning yourself anymore from GD .A man gets raped by a wombat and is "pretty all right." If that isn't newsworthy, I don't know what is. The fact that he mysteriously learned how to speak 'Australian' from the experience is icing on the cake. | |
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i didnt know Australian was a language  | |
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InsatiableCream said: i didnt know Australian was a language
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Protege said: InsatiableCream said: i didnt know Australian was a language
omg wtf u still have that | |
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InsatiableCream said: Protege said: omg wtf u still have that i couldn't get rid of it  i figured i'd find a use for it somewhere HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Anxiety said: OH SNAP!!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: Anxiety said: OH SNAP!!! if i ever have to go to court, i want that dude to be my lawyer. "EVERYONE WHO THINKS ANXIETY IS INNOCENT, SAY HELL YEAH!!!!" then 
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Anxiety said: KidaDynamite said: OH SNAP!!! if i ever have to go to court, i want that dude to be my lawyer. "EVERYONE WHO THINKS ANXIETY IS INNOCENT, SAY HELL YEAH!!!!" then
and i'm off scot free
While he walks off into the sunset with the leprechaun he found that night!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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theodore said:
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this is more  then the actual topic it'self | |
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emilia1 said: theodore said: this is more then the actual topic it'self it is?
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Protege said: emilia1 said: this is more then the actual topic it'self it is?
yes dear...yes | |
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emilia1 said: Protege said: it is?
yes dear...yes
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theodore said:
 knock that danny fool out!! | |
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emilia1 said: theodore said:
knock that danny fool out!! i love the gif 
and danny 
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Protege said: emilia1 said: knock that danny fool out!! i love the gif
and danny
Danny is amessing | |
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theodore said: Protege said: i love the gif
and danny
Danny is amessing 4 us HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Protege said: theodore said: Danny is amessing 4 us And for all the wacky ass people on that site | |
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theodore said: Protege said: 4 us And for all the wacky ass people on that site they are SO familiar ya know? HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Protege said: theodore said: And for all the wacky ass people on that site they are SO familiar ya know?
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Looking at the direction this thread has taken, I'm guessing no one believes the man in the report was really raped by a wombat.  | |
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sextonseven said: Looking at the direction this thread has taken, I'm guessing no one believes the man in the report was really raped by a wombat.
 At least your thread is still alive, I wouldn't have expected that .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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