If U could have some last words to be remembered by...what do u think ure's would be?



Mine would probably be something like.....

" I was a blonde in a former life"

I really don't know ...

but back in the day, I was working with a guy who went sailing every year for
a long trip to the north. One time he told me this story about another guy
on the ship that had fallen off and drowned. Just before he fell he was holding
on to some thing and said "that thing looks like a dick" ... then he fell, and died

When his wife asked what his last words were, they made something up ...

"Oh Christ. I just soiled myself."

Spookymuffin said:

What? For a second there I thought u meant right now

One4All4Ever said:

This reminded me of how, in Private Benjamin, Goldie Hawn has to relate to her deceased husband's mother that his last words were, "I'm cumming!".

One4All4Ever said:

Thats funny and sad at the same time....actually If that was my husband I would have wanted to know that for some reason

I think I would like my last words to be, "Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering. Save string!"

IveRepliedLikeAnMFerToday said:

Save string

Spookymuffin said:

if you uttered those words in a government sponsored nursing
home they might very well be your last words indeed

"Corn nuts."

JuliePurplehead said:

people might mishear and say
"her last word was 'corners'".

IstenSzek said:

Or "coroners", which would be quite fitting.

JuliePurplehead said:

"take me to the coroners"

I've always liked Spike Milligan's "I told you I was ill"

stevenpottle said:

How 'bout Eugene O'Neill ("Born in a hotel and, goddamnit, died in one.")?

chillichocaholic said:

wtf ??? i always love ur threads Chilli

'I just wanted the world to know my name. It's FO-EEE you fucks!!!'

"damn you Bill Clinton."

I'm sure this reflects my personal bias, and it's also something kind of neat, like Billy Bob just ordered me dead and now it's coming to me.

foxyflawedhands said:

Then your parents will be like,
"Clearly he was a delusional schoziphrenic. We told him God knows how many time he would always be 'Nick' to us, but did he listen? Did he ever listen?"

Spookymuffin said:

Then after the funeral they'd be putting my affairs in order and would come across the org and my myspace and say 'Wow! We never knew he was gay'.

foxyflawedhands said:

wow.

i'd like to die laughing

it'd be even better if i died laughing while saying I'M GONG DIE

babooshleeky said:

ty

foxyflawedhands said:

Or they'd receive creepy voicemails from Americans (including some wailing ones from a mysterious "Dan" character). It'll be a shame to have your parents' perception of you ruined due to one stupid fucking website.

foxyflawedhands said:

"I love my dead, gay son!" :Heathers:

Spookymuffin said:

This is actually a very real fear of mine.

foxyflawedhands said:

Try having to wait for the right time to break to your parents how you REALLY met your girlfriend. They think we met at work.

Spookymuffin said:

Oh dear. So I take it from that you still haven't told them? Just keep the lie going.

Spookymuffin said:

I can relate: I'm still trying to find the right time to tell my folks that my last girlfriend liked to be tied up, spanked and fucked in the ass.

I'm thinking Mother's Day.

foxyflawedhands said:

Basically I would have straight away but they sprung the question on me at about 11pm at night, driving back from a family meal at the pub with all my brothers sat next to me, etc, etc, etc. Caught me off-guard, I bummed out, said "Oh, in LA."
"Okay, where?"
"Oh she was just a casting PA in the place."

IveRepliedLikeAnMFerToday said:

Christmas, for sure.