In the wake of Sarah Jessica Parker landing on Maxim's list as the "Unsexiest Celebrity", I'd like to know how and why Angelina Jolie became such a media darling and the supposed sexiest woman alive.



Granted, she's nice to look at and has gorgeous lips, but I don't see the value of all of the hype thrown about her. Her body is nice but not that spectacular, and there are women who ooze more sex appeal than she does that don't get as much press. Is she really that hot or is it her association with Brad Pitt that is making her such a sex symbol. Remember that this is the same woman who once gave brother a deep tonguedown kiss on the Oscars red carpet and also carried a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood as a love charm.

I don't see it either. Good body, weird face I've seen better loking girls at the mall.

Like I said in the SJP thread, she's crackish.

I don't think she has a great body but I think her face (when she's not skin and bones) is stunning.

I think she's friggin'hot!





also the fact that she has brains does not really hurt...

abierman said:

On what planet?

I think you mean she gives brains...to everyone

Something effed up was happening in her house growing up.

Dance said:

the fact that she's edgy does not mean that she doesn't have any brains....anyhow, she doesn't come accross like some stupid Hollywood-bimbo is what I'm saying!

abierman said:

You mean slutty



That opinion has nothing to do with how slutty she is



okay Angelina

Dance said:

I guess you're saying she's slutty because she started with Pitt while he was still involved with Aniston? Shit like that happens to the best of us.....please elaborate her sluttiness since I don't see it!

Don't you mean Danny Jolie?

I don't get it, either. While I find those kinda bee-stung lips nasty, she's certainly a good-looking woman. But I just read her as phony-as-the-day-is-long and fucked-up. It's her personality that turns me off. And her lips.

Ace said:

Your penis on her lips
Your penis on her lips
Your penis on her lips
Your penis.....
Your penis.....
Your penis on her lips

Jolie is the daughter of two actors, Jon Voight and the recently deceased Marcheline Bertrand. As with the children of most Hollywood stars, if she pursued acting, she was destined to be a big deal.

And, early in her movie career, she chose a lot of roles in movies that involved gratuitous nudity. Landing the Lara Croft role didn't hurt, either. If anything, it played up the fact that teenage boys have a lot in common with Hollywood directors, apparently.

Jolie has a dark vibe about her. She's smart. And, her public persona is broad enough to involve everything from sophisticated indie movies tied to tragedy ("A Mighty Heart") to adopting non-white children from around the world to allegedly stealing away media darling Brad Pitt from his then-wife Jennifer Anniston.

Her whole life screams "superstar."

But, that's just my take on it.

ThreadBare said:

you would almost forget that she won an Oscar before that!

abierman said:

Oh, I get that this is the turn-on for a lotta dudes, I'm just sayin' I never found getting my cock sucked with big lips any better than getting my cock sucked with little lips. It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean (I'd also much rather have my cock in a pussy or an ass, but that's a topic for a whole other thread). As I said, I just think that kinda kisser's visually unappealing. I associate it with bad tans, overly-aggreesive breast augmentation and lucite heels.

I think that's enough talk about my cock for now.

ThreadBare said:

Totally disagree. But I suppose I have a different definition of that word.

Ace said:

Admit it, you enjoyed talking about your cock here, now....

abierman said:

Ever notice how they love to give trophies to people who play crazy people? It's like they equate over-emoting with acting skill (not that I think acting skill is worth a hoot, but - again - that's a whole other thread ).

abierman said:

Like Norm MacDonald, I just enjoy saying the word "cock" in polite company.

Ace said:

Well, her persona suggests more intelligence than those of most other "Hollywood starlets" who would be considered her contemporaries. I don't know her, so I don't know how smart she is(n't).

say wha ?

ThreadBare said:

I would say that she's shrewd (for example, in the way she managed the spin of her homewrecking ways). But since she cannot conceal her psychosis from me, I cannot say she's smart.

Ace said:

Has she stopped taking your calls, since marrying Pitt? 'Fess up: You're an ex of hers, aren't you?

abierman said:

Don't you mean the worst of us? And do you really think it happens to us? Wouldn't you say it happens because of us?

Ace said:

yes.....and because of our cocks!

ThreadBare said:

No, she just gets on my tits.

abierman said:

Boy, you need Cock Control! Are ya ready?

Dance said:

personally....I think she's beautiful.

Dewrede said:

Exactly. I'd fuck the shit out that broad.