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Maxim's unsexiest women Oh my gosh! After reading the Angelina Jolie thread about Sarah Jessica Parker landing the number one spot as unsexiest woman on the planet by Maxim magazine I looked into what they said. So here it is:
1 Sarah Jessica Parker "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth." 2 Amy Winehouse "When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, "Nooo, nooo, nooo!" 3 Sandra Oh "The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible." 4 Madonna "After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes." 5 Britney Spears "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge." The only thing confusing is Madonna being Jewish. I thought she was Catholic. America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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greenpixies said: Oh my gosh! After reading the Angelina Jolie thread about Sarah Jessica Parker landing the number one spot as unsexiest woman on the planet by Maxim magazine I looked into what they said. So here it is:
1 Sarah Jessica Parker "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth." 2 Amy Winehouse "When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, "Nooo, nooo, nooo!" 3 Sandra Oh "The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible." 4 Madonna "After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes." 5 Britney Spears "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge." The only thing confusing is Madonna being Jewish. I thought she was Catholic. She converted  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: greenpixies said: Oh my gosh! After reading the Angelina Jolie thread about Sarah Jessica Parker landing the number one spot as unsexiest woman on the planet by Maxim magazine I looked into what they said. So here it is:
1 Sarah Jessica Parker "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth." 2 Amy Winehouse "When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, "Nooo, nooo, nooo!" 3 Sandra Oh "The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible." 4 Madonna "After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes." 5 Britney Spears "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge." The only thing confusing is Madonna being Jewish. I thought she was Catholic. She converted  That's right. The Kabbalah stuff. I forgot.America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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greenpixies said: Oh my gosh! After reading the Angelina Jolie thread about Sarah Jessica Parker landing the number one spot as unsexiest woman on the planet by Maxim magazine I looked into what they said. So here it is:
1 Sarah Jessica Parker "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth." 2 Amy Winehouse "When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, "Nooo, nooo, nooo!" 3 Sandra Oh "The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible." 4 Madonna "After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes." 5 Britney Spears "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge." The only thing confusing is Madonna being Jewish. I thought she was Catholic.  
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The guy who wrote that is either freshly jilted or gay  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: The guy who wrote that is either freshly jilted or gay
I'm guessin both.... you guys can be so funny and brutal at the same time... | |
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pardonme4livin said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: The guy who wrote that is either freshly jilted or gay
I'm guessin both.... you guys can be so funny and brutal at the same time... Well I'm never that evil unless a bitch deserves it 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: pardonme4livin said: I'm guessin both.... you guys can be so funny and brutal at the same time... Well I'm never that evil unless a bitch deserves it | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: The guy who wrote that is either freshly jilted or gay
I don't get it. Why? America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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greenpixies said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: The guy who wrote that is either freshly jilted or gay
I don't get it. Why? He sounds like an evil twat (gay) or an evil ass (straight who got dumped and is out to avenge his ego on all womankind) 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I thought Sandra Oh was hot as a stripper in Dancing At The Blue Iguana.
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Of course, the list is utter bullshit. Utter, utter male chauvinistic pig outlet, that magazine. I see beauty in all of these women, but adore the HELL out of Sandra Oh, who I think is freaking beautiful and has more class, style and grace in her little pinky than all the staff at Maxim's. 
I am so tired of all the media bashing based on looks. Very Brit.  [Edited 3/31/08 10:41am] |
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HamsterHuey said: http://prince.org/msg/100/265320?jump=111&pg=4
Of course, the list is utter bullshit. Utter, utter male chauvinistic pig outlet, that magazine. I see beauty in all of these women, but adore the HELL out of Sandra Oh, who I think is freaking beautiful and has more class, style and grace in her little pinky than all the staff at Maxim's.
I am so tired of all the media bashing based on looks. Very Brit.
[Edited 3/31/08 10:41am] I thought there might be a duplicate thread. Sorry. America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: greenpixies said: I don't get it. Why? He sounds like an evil twat (gay) or an evil ass (straight who got dumped and is out to avenge his ego on all womankind) Hmmmm. I'll have to keep that in mind when dealing with....  America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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greenpixies said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: He sounds like an evil twat (gay) or an evil ass (straight who got dumped and is out to avenge his ego on all womankind) Hmmmm. I'll have to keep that in mind when dealing with.... Well you're lucky I'm in forgiveness mode cuz when you started dissing my powers, the evil princess inside wanted to go 
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greenpixies said: I thought there might be a duplicate thread.
There always are. No problem. I just pointed it out because of the fed-up-ness I have towards the points I made in my previous post. Both General Discussion and Music; Non-Prince forums seem to overflow with threads and posts about dislikes voiced in such a crude fashion that it kinda gets to me. Not saying this about your thread; I never kill the messenger. I just hate Maxim Magazine, such a dumb mag. I wonder what people open themselves up to that kind of stuff. Or The National Enquirer. What's up with all that? |
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HamsterHuey said: Of course, the list is utter bullshit. Utter, utter male chauvinistic pig outlet, that magazine. I am so tired of all the media bashing based on looks.  Amen | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: greenpixies said: Hmmmm. I'll have to keep that in mind when dealing with.... Well you're lucky I'm in forgiveness mode cuz when you started dissing my powers, the evil princess inside wanted to go
I wasn't dissing your powers. I was suspicious about them. America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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greenpixies said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Well you're lucky I'm in forgiveness mode cuz when you started dissing my powers, the evil princess inside wanted to go
I wasn't dissing your powers. I was suspicious about them. You think they're from the devil I'm sure but the devil would never want me to be happy so that means they are not! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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HamsterHuey said: greenpixies said: I thought there might be a duplicate thread.
There always are. No problem. I just pointed it out because of the fed-up-ness I have towards the points I made in my previous post. Both General Discussion and Music; Non-Prince forums seem to overflow with threads and posts about dislikes voiced in such a crude fashion that it kinda gets to me. Not saying this about your thread; I never kill the messenger. I just hate Maxim Magazine, such a dumb mag. I wonder what people open themselves up to that kind of stuff. Or The National Enquirer. What's up with all that? Oh...at first I thought you said National Geographic and I was going to be like What's wrong with National Geographic? But you said National Enquirer. I think everyone is aware of the total bullshit that is the National Enquirer. America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: greenpixies said: I wasn't dissing your powers. I was suspicious about them. You think they're from the devil I'm sure but the devil would never want me to be happy so that means they are not! I don't think they're from the devil. I think they're from your imagination. ....and the devil does want to give you the illusion of happiness.
. [Edited 3/31/08 11:44am] America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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greenpixies said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You think they're from the devil I'm sure but the devil would never want me to be happy so that means they are not! I don't think they're from the devil. I think they're from your imagination. Are you calling me crazy? 
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HamsterHuey said: http://prince.org/msg/100/265320?jump=111&pg=4
Sandra Oh, who I think is freaking beautiful and has more class, style and grace in her little pinky than all the staff at Maxim's.
Sandra Oh is hot  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: greenpixies said: I don't think they're from the devil. I think they're from your imagination. Are you calling me crazy?
No. Just psychologically creative. America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: HamsterHuey said: http://prince.org/msg/100/265320?jump=111&pg=4
Sandra Oh, who I think is freaking beautiful and has more class, style and grace in her little pinky than all the staff at Maxim's.
Sandra Oh is hot I find her quite attractive. | |
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JustErin said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Sandra Oh is hot I find her quite attractive. I have a thing for Asian women  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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greenpixies said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Are you calling me crazy?
No. Just psychologically creative. Well knowing David you must recognize that instantly! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: greenpixies said: No. Just psychologically creative. Well knowing David you must recognize that instantly! I try to recognize the psychologically reaching from the reality interpretting. You can decide which one you and Hiin fall into.  America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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HamsterHuey said: http://prince.org/msg/100/265320?jump=111&pg=4
Of course, the list is utter bullshit. Utter, utter male chauvinistic pig outlet, that magazine. I see beauty in all of these women, but adore the HELL out of Sandra Oh, who I think is freaking beautiful and has more class, style and grace in her little pinky than all the staff at Maxim's.
I am so tired of all the media bashing based on looks. Very Brit.
[Edited 3/31/08 10:41am] I adore Sandra Oh, she's such a good actress. I think she's cute, don't know what that "boyish" shit is about. She looks great... 
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greenpixies said: Oh my gosh! After reading the Angelina Jolie thread about Sarah Jessica Parker landing the number one spot as unsexiest woman on the planet by Maxim magazine I looked into what they said. So here it is:
1 Sarah Jessica Parker "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth." 2 Amy Winehouse "When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, "Nooo, nooo, nooo!" 3 Sandra Oh "The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible." 4 Madonna "After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes." 5 Britney Spears "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge." The only thing confusing is Madonna being Jewish. I thought she was Catholic. HUH?! Not Amy, I love her! They're wrong.  I like girly guys.... | |
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