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(Washington, DC) Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is demanding the dismissal of U.S. Federal Court Judge Ryan Cabrera. Last week, after becoming fed up with what he described as “stupid names,” Cabrera ruled that black women would no longer be able to choose the name of their own children without first consulting—and gaining the approval of—a committee of three whites. (See Federal Judge: Enough With the Stupid Names)

“I am outraged that Cabrera has issued a ruling designed to minimize black women’s creativity when naming their children,” says Rice. “Having a unique name is a blessing. I might not have gotten as far as I have without the extra e and z in my name.”

Rice has no legal authority to remove Cabrera from his post; however, she has started a petition for those in support of creative naming and the dismissal of Cabrera. Among the signers are a host of America’s black celebrities including Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama, Erykah Badu, Bokeem Woodbine and half the players in the NBA and NFL.

“We’re all examples of black people with unusual names who have beaten the odds,” says Rice. “We’re an inspiration to kids, like…well, I can’t pronounce their names, but they know who they are.”

Cabrera contends that his ruling has been widely misinterpreted. “I’m all for women who want to celebrate their heritage by giving their children African names or other names that mean something,” Cabrera says. “They just need to spell them right.”

Cabrera cited Uneeqqi Jenkins, a 22-year-old Detroit resident as one of the biggest offenders. While she named her oldest son Daryl, she chose to name her other children Q’Antity, Uhlleejsha, Cray-Ig, Fellisittee, Tay’Sh’awn and Day’Shawndra.

“Quantity is no name for a child,” says Cabrera. “And the way her mother chose to spell it is just criminal.”

Note: This article is satire, brought to you by the creative minds at The Peoples News. It’s not real, but we hope it made you think.

Pretty black girl, you make me want to come through this phone and bite you.

SCNDLS,

SCNDLS,

Pretty black girl, you make me want to come through this phone and bite you.

KidaDynamite,

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Dance said:

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Dance said:

I read that shit in your other thread, and thought, "That girl better learn how to take a compliment. She just over reacking." LOL!

KidaDynamite said:

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Dance said:

I'm staying the hell away from this thread.
[Edited 3/20/08 15:05pm]

KidaDynamite said:

Ummm, what are onions???

KidaDynamite said:

Ummm, what are onions???

SCNDLS said:

http://prince.org/msg/7/264632

all you need to know is in here!

KidaDynamite said:

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Im about to email this to my girl Ty'Quanishea and her sister Boomkeisha.