Okay...you have this super fine man...a real Addonis....his body is right, its tight and his teeth are beautiful. He has a wonderful personality, he's funny, charming, smells good...he's sharply dressed, polite, very clean, shaved in all the right places but then.....you see his feet. He has multicolored toenails, his birdike talons click on the floor when he walks, his corns have warts and his skin is so rough it snags the carpet. We won't even mention the dandruff between his toes. He's naked and ready to go.....what would you do?
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if he's naked and ready to go then, most likely, so am i. Therefore, I wouldn't notice his nasty feet until afterwards and then we'd probably have a talk.

I did have this one boyfriend who never took off his socks unless he was in the shower. maybe that was why.

My EX-fiance had that problem. He was a runner and those mugs were calloused, corned, and crooked! :shaked:

I finally thought about giving him a gift certificate to get a pedicure; I thought we could go together. I had told him how relaxing it is, and how it would be cool for us to do it as a couple. (I was going to pay for spa treatment! )

Unfortunately, we started having bigger problems than his feet and broke up. Now I guess he's cutting up someone else's sheets!

JasmineFire said:

Please...tell me...what would you say?

StillGotIt said:

Umm... I'd say your feet are nasty fix it. But I'm rude. And mean.

chocolate1 said:

I'm sorry, did you say there was dandruff between his toes???

CalhounSq said:

yep...it appeared to be smoke when he removed his socks but its not foot powder....just dead skin debri

ask him to put some socks on? lol

omg ewwww

StillGotIt said:

OH HELL NAW!!!!

chocolate1 said:

sammij said:

DAYUM!!!!

The only thing more messed up than that would be if he tried to touch your nipple with one of those big toes, or worse your clit, might give you a female circumcision with one of those "talons"..... LAWD!

Seriously, I'd ask him to put his socks back on because I wouldn't want him to scratch my floors.

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paintedlady said:[quote]

sammij said:

DAYUM!!!!

The only thing more messed up than that is is hr tried to touch your nipple with one of those big toes, or worse your _____, might give you a female circumcision with one of those "talons"..... LAWD!

I'd put some paper bags on his feet and go to town. Then we'd go directly to the spa.

Did his feet smell up your house?

Like what do you do if the smell starts to choke you?

Light a scented candle under his feet while he slept on the bed with his feet hanging off..... EEEWWW!

StillGotIt said:

Ewwww I wouldnt want his toe dandruff in my bed. Shredding the sheets! No Sir!


I would get up and go into another room.


Honestly,we would have to make a trip (or two) to get a pedicure. And he'd have to promise to keep it up.

StillGotIt said:

what's up with your feet? are they okay?

and then i'd bat my eyes and play real dumb like his feet aren't just nasty and maybe he has a disease. Then he'd probably take notice and do something about it. hopefully.

ThreadCula said:

OH LAWD HAVE MERCY KELLY CLARKSON & EDDIE MURPHY



I know everybody ain't perfect. So I don't expect everything to be perfect on someone...ok. But if you know your feet ain't that much to look at from the start, atleast make a effort to shave down the eagle's claws and scrape off the cheese knots before you pull your shoes off with confidence.

KidaDynamite said:

I. CAN'T. HANDLE. THIS. THREAD.

.. oh my gosh .. now that was good... i was all into the post...... *his body is right, its tight and his teeth are beautiful. He has a wonderful personality, etc.. etc* and then the bomb hits *multicolored toenails, corns having warts and skin so rough can snag the carpet* .. omgosh.. a woman's nightmare.. so perfect and then ... a bomb lol ..

OMG!

I

CAN'T

STOP

LAUGHING!!

StillGotIt said:

i'll be honest.. that would turn off the whole mood and i'd subtilly sneak it in there and say .. *Baby? uhm .. wanna take a bath?* .. i'll play along like im getting in.. but wont.. so he can clean and soften them jokers up lol.. dayyyem..
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JasmineFire said:

between this playing innocent and kida wanting to scrape off

oh my god ew.

that's like the worst mental image i've had in about forever.

ThreadCula said:

So wait...
U didn't tellus what U ended up doing...

Ladies, this is why most of us keep our socks on!!!