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PrintableImago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk.  | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: It's really very simple.
It's to keep you from rolling out of bed. A natural kick stand if you will.    | |
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Imago said: MoniGram said: I think you are thinking to much!  I think you may be right
I think you may be right
I was the kind of kid that if you'd sat me down in vacation bibleschool I'd be questioning everything. Like the story of how god sent the plague through Egypt to kill the first born boy of each family that did not subscribe to the Jewish faith. I would have asked, "Well, how the hell could you tell the Jewish boys apart from the regular Egyption boys?"  :circumcised:
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Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. I dunno about the erection thing but I thought men have nipples because we all start off as female in the womb. Oh God, maybe I am so wrong about that. | |
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Christopher said: Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. | |
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JustErin said: Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. I dunno about the erection thing but I thought men have nipples because we all start off as female in the womb. Oh God, maybe I am so wrong about that. Well, that would explain A LOT about my life. | |
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jess555ja said: Christopher said: co-
 surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Imago said: JustErin said: I dunno about the erection thing but I thought men have nipples because we all start off as female in the womb. Oh God, maybe I am so wrong about that. Well, that would explain A LOT about my life. I was gonna make a joke like that but figured that you would take care of that for me. | |
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JustErin said: Imago said: Well, that would explain A LOT about my life. I was gonna make a joke like that but figured that you would take care of that for me. yup. I'm a predictable ogre. In that sense, I'm all male. | |
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My erections don't have a point
They are blunt and mushroomy Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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JustErin said: Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. I dunno about the erection thing but I thought men have nipples because we all start off as female in the womb. Oh God, maybe I am so wrong about that. Hmmm. That is actually a really good, intelligent observation. That has always fascinated me. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Imago said: But I already have nice pert little asshole that is a joy to tickle with eager tongues.
It still makes now sense.  my little hole is puckered up 
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This thread is so goddamned nasty | |
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Imago said: This thread is so goddamned nasty
But you started it! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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MoniGram said: Imago said: This thread is so goddamned nasty
But you started it! I've done questionable things in my tenure at the org.  | |
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Imago said: MoniGram said: But you started it! I've done questionable things in my tenure at the org. Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. I vaguely remember the nuns in gradeschool explaining that "nocturnal emissions" were natures way of dealing with being aroused, and why you shouldn't masturbate. On an unrelated note, wouldn't "nocturnal emissions" be a great name for a band??  | |
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Tom said: Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. I vaguely remember the nuns in gradeschool explaining that "nocturnal emissions" were natures way of dealing with being aroused, and why you shouldn't masturbate. On an unrelated note, wouldn't "nocturnal emissions" be a great name for a band?? Best way to name a band is to click the "random article" link on Wikipedia. | |
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Tom said: Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. I vaguely remember the nuns in gradeschool explaining that "nocturnal emissions" were natures way of dealing with being aroused, and why you shouldn't masturbate. On an unrelated note, wouldn't "nocturnal emissions" be a great name for a band?? supported by the Burning Sensations! | |
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Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. Just in case. (answer to both) "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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Also: they're sexy. (answer to both) "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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I have a friend that claims, if his girlfriend is in his bed, he'll be sleeping and he will have sex with with in his sleep. And then he wakes up, and keeps on going, but I was like "HTF do you take off a girl's panties in your sleep" and he said she took them off?  Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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Raze said: Also: they're sexy. (answer to both)
I agree  | |
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Imago said: MoniGram said: I think you are thinking to much! I think you may be right
I think you may be right
I was the kind of kid that if you'd sat me down in vacation bibleschool I'd be questioning everything. Like the story of how god sent the plague through Egypt to kill the first born boy of each family that did not subscribe to the Jewish faith. I would have asked, "Well, how the hell could you tell the Jewish boys apart from the regular Egyption boys?" :circumcised:
I need help. Actually, thats a really good question Ive got a few like that as well PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: Imago said: I think you may be right
I think you may be right
I was the kind of kid that if you'd sat me down in vacation bibleschool I'd be questioning everything. Like the story of how god sent the plague through Egypt to kill the first born boy of each family that did not subscribe to the Jewish faith. I would have asked, "Well, how the hell could you tell the Jewish boys apart from the regular Egyption boys?" :circumcised:
I need help. Actually, thats a really good question Ive got a few like that as well Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. You can feel erections in your sleep? If it happens to me...I sure as hell can't feel it unless it is being played with. Men and nipples.....hmmmmm.....that's a good question but I'd say it was just another erogenous zone for both sexes....just a guess. Or another way to verify you are not a clone!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: Imago said: I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.
I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep? It makes no fucking sense. It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense. Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk. You can feel erections in your sleep? If it happens to me...I sure as hell can't feel it unless it is being played with. Men and nipples.....hmmmmm.....that's a good question but I'd say it was just another erogenous zone for both sexes....just a guess. Or another way to verify you are not a clone! I can't, but isn't it weird that we get them frequently on our sleep? hmmm. I wonder if animals get that too. | |
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This thread is amazing.  | |
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