NDRU said:

NO.....I haven't had the opportunity.

God willing I'll be purchasing a bike in December or January of next year. Woohoo!!!

Here's one I notice about myself all the time--the sleazy guy checking out the girl.

I'm in my car and I see some cute girl and I'm looking at her, then see the guy in the car in front of me looking at her, and the guy behind me looking at her.

I feel like those videos you see of cats where they're all moving their heads in the same directions at the same time.

Some dudes think because I have redhair that I'm a dirty whore. Not true.

Also, a lot of dudes think because I'm a girl that I like red roses. Also not true.

NDRU said:

JuliePurplehead said:

but do you ever find yourself fitting a particular stereotype of, say, a redhead or a girl?

NDRU said:

As far as the redhead thing goes, no. The carpet doesn't match the drapes, afterall.

As far as being a girl, I like to get pedicures and spend money I don't have. Is that a girl stereotype?

JuliePurplehead said:

Here's one that black people will get: I love kicking people out of my space.

A comedian (I forget which one) put it like this: When a white person goes to a show, he says "Gee, I hope no one is sitting in my seat."

When a black person goes to a show, he says, "I just hope someone's sitting in my seat." That's me.

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sextonseven said:

was Cedric lol

Flowerz said:

Thanks.

i do all the gay sterotypes!

CarrieMpls said:

I wouldn't put it that way.

Fag hags more or less love gay men, and always fall for them right? It's kind of like a fetish?

You're a gay bar stud. There's a big difference. I've seen you command the shit out of Twis Sobe the way a drag queen could only aspire.

Imago said:

No, I'm really not. But most people wouldn't know the difference. My boys would call me a fruit fly. I buzz about, I don't fall in love.

CarrieMpls said:

Seriously.


You mean to tell me you've NEVER wanted any of Denny's pie?



what's his phone number?

Imago said:

oh GOD no.


To both questions.

CarrieMpls said:

Your stupid signature



Denny seems like a genuinely sweet, handsome guy. I would probably get along famously with him. I mean that in a strictly platonic sense.
He really seems so genuine. We'd certainly make good neighbors. And if he should accidentally find his face near my crotch...well, we'll just have to deal with that.

sextonseven said:

I dread someone sitting in my seat!

NDRU said:

I love it. In fact I love confrontation, when I know for a fact the other person is in the wrong.

like, oh my god, if you get me like, totally excited, it's like SO rad to be californian!!

JustErin said:

I don't love it, but I have no problem telling them they are in my seat. I do it with a smile, but not in an apologetic way.

ZombieKitten said:

I definitely start off nice and pleasant, but inside I am wanting them to just try and push their luck with me.

NDRU said:

I live across the street from a huge apartment building with no garage so a lot of times cars are parked in my driveway waiting to pick up people. When I'm on my way driving home, I'm always hoping someone is parked in my driveway so I can tell them to move the hell out!

evenstar said:

I've been in Nor Cal for 10 years, I recently said "hella" for the first time

i unashamedly eat tapiocca pudding. i might as well just carry a sign.

NDRU said:

It's like exorcism trying to rid that from your vocabulary up here. I've been clean since the early 2000s.

But every day is a challenge.

NDRU said:

i'm so sorry. the other so cal kids here at my school not so secretly mock how much people say that up here.

sextonseven said:

oh my!

I used to have a car park allocated to me, but never had a car. So I didn't care that the neighbour parked there all the time. Then I got a car, and parked it in my space. Next morning got a nasty note on the windshield. Next morning they got a very well written letter from me with a copy of the blueprint from the landlord with the parking allocation on it

They never parked there again.

That is my wussy confrontational method

yah, probably.






I've never bought any of her projects, but I own up to being her target demographic.

I clutch the pearls more than I care to admit.

Nope.