I don't mean this to be a NSFW thread.



I just want to know. What the hell is the point of becoming erect 3 to 7 times in your sleep?


It makes no fucking sense.


It's not like you can procreate in your sleep---ok, maybe Charlie Sheen and Wilt chamberlain can, but you understand where I'm coming from? It. makes. no. fucking. sense.


Also, why do men have nipples? We can't even produce milk.

OK, maybe Charlie Sheen and Mr. Chamberland can produce milk. BUt you get my point.

I heard that men CAN produce milk but very very little.

I don't care what the purpose of nightime erections are. I thank God for them.

TMI? Perhaps. I get erections when I'm tired or start getting sleepy. If I get a boner, it's time for bed.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

ok, I concede it would be advantages if you're sleeping with somebody to wake up with them choking on your rock hard erection, but if you're just trying to get some sleep--what is the point.



Is there a biological purpose to an erection in one's sleep I'm not aware of?

I think it's good for circulation.

Imago said:

Keep dreaming

Roll around...see what happens.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes, maybe you'll find a place to bust yours.

Imago said:

Fun, for your insomniac cat.

NDRU said:

I'm looking a Steadwood's link right now. It looks like a fetish link though.


It just doesn't make sense. THere's always a purpose for something in your sleep. And the idea of an erection--essentially nature's prepping tool for procreation, being of any use during sleep just makes no sense.


reading, reading, reading...

I meant "steadwood's Internet shortcut", not "link" as in THAT type of link yall.

Imago said:

~laughs~ 2 yrs worth of study on the whys and reasons about male erections

you know that old saying use it or loose it

the body knows what it's doing

Penis atrophy can be a bitch

NDRU said:

Imago said:

4. The erection can be used as a tool during morning chores - hanging a towel from, a place to lay your tie while you button your shirt, or simply something to help you close those lower cupboard doors as you make your breakfast.

Mach said:

Yeah, all the RAW food threads in the world can't keep Mach's interest, but I start drivel like this, and you're here!!!!!

you need someone else in the bed with you...maybe that young buck in avator

The technical name for nighttime erections is "nocturnal penile tumescence," or NPT.

Imago said:

NPT is a nourishing "blood bath" for the penis. The increased blood flow during erections brings oxygenated blood to the penis that may keep its tissues healthy

when men stop having erections, their penises sometimes begin to shrink!

It's really very simple.

It's to keep you from rolling out of bed.

A natural kick stand if you will.

Nothinbutjoy said:

Imago said:

I think you are thinking to much!

Entertainment?

MoniGram said:

I think you may be right


I think you may be right

I was the kind of kid that if you'd sat me down in vacation bibleschool I'd be questioning everything.

Like the story of how god sent the plague through Egypt to kill the first born boy of each family that did not subscribe to the Jewish faith. I would have asked, "Well, how the hell could you tell the Jewish boys apart from the regular Egyption boys?" :circumcised:



I need help.

RAW Penis

Genesia said:

so we have something to play with if we wake up at night.

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evenstar said:

But I already have nice pert little asshole that is a joy to tickle with eager tongues.

It still makes now sense.

Imago said:

only on the org are assholes described as pert.

I use mine like a handle bar...

Imago said: