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PrintableCuz their brains are in their penis. When they are finish peeing, they shake the shit out of it causing their tiny brains to get all fucked up. Which leads to them being evil and stupid.
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evenstar said: abierman said: wait, first he suggested the 2 of you fuck, and then he said the 2 of you couldn't fuck while you were lying there, legs spread.....because of your boyfriend??? Shugs.....that's twisted!  First he feels you up and the he leaves you there totally undone.....what's wrong with the world these days????  
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DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis. When they are finish peeing, they shake the shit out of it causing their tiny brains to get all fucked up. Which leads to them being evil and stupid.
The end. 
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DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis. When they are finish peeing, they shake the shit out of it causing their tiny brains to get all fucked up. Which leads to them being evil and stupid.
The end. you forgot to mention that we do all that while standing!  | |
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abierman said: Mushanga said: There's this friend of my boyfriend's. I've always thought that he doesn't like me. At all. And if he did like me, he certainly as a weird way of showing it. Then one night after a few drinks he starts groping my ass and suggest that we should fuck, but we can't fuck because HE respects my bf so much.. 
He said that I can't tell my bf because their friendship is so important to him.. Bullshit I say. I still haven't told him though..  wait, first he suggested the 2 of you fuck, and then he said the 2 of you couldn't fuck while you were lying there, legs spread.....because of your boyfriend??? Shugs.....that's twisted! First he feels you up and the he leaves you there totally undone.....what's wrong with the world these days???? No, we weren't about to fuck, no way near.. We were in a bar and I told him no, several times.. Sorry if my story was confusing.. The next day he sent me a txtmsg and told he was sorry for talking to like that. And he also told me to forget everything he said.. Fine then.. fuck.. Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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abierman said: DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis. When they are finish peeing, they shake the shit out of it causing their tiny brains to get all fucked up. Which leads to them being evil and stupid.
The end. you forgot to mention that we do all that while standing! 
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Mushanga said: fuck.. I guess not.....  | |
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evenstar said: Mushanga said: There's this friend of my boyfriend's. I've always thought that he doesn't like me. At all. And if he did like me, he certainly as a weird way of showing it. Then one night after a few drinks he starts groping my ass and suggest that we should fuck, but we can't fuck because HE respects my bf so much..
He said that I can't tell my bf because their friendship is so important to him.. Bullshit I say. I still haven't told him though.. UGH. fucking slimeball. that's tough though- you don't want to break up their friendship or anything, but your boyfriend does deserve to know, too. especially i f he does it more than once.  sorry shanga, that sucks ass.I know, I KNOW!!! fuck.. I tell him EVERYTHING.. But I've had some weird harrasment situations a couple of times now and the day after this one happened, my bf said that he really doesn't want to know about anymore harrasment stuff..
I'm between two fires and it does suck.. Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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abierman said: Mushanga said: fuck.. I guess not..... if you're being disrespectful to her i'll rip your nuts off. stop.  | |
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DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis.
If that's troo, I was born with a very small brain. | |
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Mushanga said: evenstar said: UGH. fucking slimeball. that's tough though- you don't want to break up their friendship or anything, but your boyfriend does deserve to know, too. especially i f he does it more than once. sorry shanga, that sucks ass.I know, I KNOW!!! fuck.. I tell him EVERYTHING.. But I've had some weird harrasment situations a couple of times now and the day after this one happened, my bf said that he really doesn't want to know about anymore harrasment stuff..
I'm between two fires and it does suck..  why wouldn't he want to know, though? | |
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TheMightyCelestial said: DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis.
If that's troo, I was born with a very small brain. Poor thing. Look how u spelled true
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evenstar said: DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis. When they are finish peeing, they shake the shit out of it causing their tiny brains to get all fucked up. Which leads to them being evil and stupid.
The end.
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evenstar said: abierman said: I guess not..... if you're being disrespectful to her i'll rip your nuts off. stop. WTF's your problem???? Ever seen me being disrespectful here to anyone??? 
My nuts are quite a handfull, I'm telling ya.....  | |
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DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis. When they are finish peeing, they shake the shit out of it causing their tiny brains to get all fucked up. Which leads to them being evil and stupid.
The end. my brain is in my penis oops ... what did I say what I really mean is I don't think with my head I don't really love you I'd rather just fuck you instead | |
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One4All4Ever said: DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis. When they are finish peeing, they shake the shit out of it causing their tiny brains to get all fucked up. Which leads to them being evil and stupid.
The end. my brain is in my penis oops ... what did I say what I really mean is I don't think with my head I don't really love you I'd rather just fuck you instead
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Man and his behaviours are not evil.. the social constructs we create regarding how man is supposed to behave just makes us seem that way. Thats my excuse. | |
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evenstar said: I'd love to know.
Also, how many of you would hide something from your significant other and then TEASE them about it? with a friend? in a different language?   I don't know about that but I sometimes make MM go "WTF??" when I suddenly speak Swedish with my mum or the pets while he and I are talking.  I always hated when my South American friends did that though, spoke Spanish and I KNEW they were talking about me or something I didn't know about  | |
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DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis. When they are finish peeing, they shake the shit out of it causing their tiny brains to get all fucked up. Which leads to them being evil and stupid.
The end.  | |
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3121 said: Man and his behaviours are not evil.. the social constructs we create regarding how man is supposed to behave just makes us seem that way. Thats my excuse.
Hi there!  | |
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jess555ja said: DanceWme said: Cuz their brains are in their penis. When they are finish peeing, they shake the shit out of it causing their tiny brains to get all fucked up. Which leads to them being evil and stupid.
The end.
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evenstar said: abierman said: I guess not..... if you're being disrespectful to her i'll rip your nuts off. stop. It's funny how abierman thought that grabbing my ass and suggesting to fuck lead to attempted fucking.. You instantly apprehended that he was just harrassing and manipulating me.. Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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fuck y'all... 
but I mean it in the nicest, most un-evil way possible... | |
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evenstar said: Mushanga said: I know, I KNOW!!! fuck.. I tell him EVERYTHING.. But I've had some weird harrasment situations a couple of times now and the day after this one happened, my bf said that he really doesn't want to know about anymore harrasment stuff..
I'm between two fires and it does suck.. why wouldn't he want to know, though?I don't know.. Maybe he just got so angry about the last case, that he just doesn't wanna hear it anymore.. I really don't know..
I don't want to cause him unneeded stress.. Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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jess555ja said: 3121 said: Man and his behaviours are not evil.. the social constructs we create regarding how man is supposed to behave just makes us seem that way. Thats my excuse.
Hi there! Hiya, hope all is well Jess | |
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roodboi said: fuck y'all...
but I mean it in the nicest, most un-evil way possible... fuck you, hun.. [Edited 2/25/08 14:04pm] Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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I'm not evil. |
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Mushanga said: evenstar said: if you're being disrespectful to her i'll rip your nuts off. stop. It's funny how abierman thought that grabbing my ass and suggesting to fuck lead to attempted fucking.. You instantly apprehended that he was just harrassing and manipulating me.. exactly.....I was by no means!!!!
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evenstar said: I'd love to know.
Also, how many of you would hide something from your significant other and then TEASE them about it? with a friend? in a different language? Don't be silly. Your feminist, sexist, subjective rhetoric is very far from the truth. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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I guess now is a bad time to post the photoshop I just made of you.  | |
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