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If you could be... ....the oppisite sex for the day, What would you do with yourself? I think I would stay at home and masturbate all day long till my willy was sore!!!  [Edited 2/15/08 17:50pm] Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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I would go to the middle of the busiest part of downtown and dance topless to Deee-Lite music until i got arrested, and during the whole time I was in the clink, I would pretend like I was the attorney for my boobs. "My breasts demand to know why they were treated in such an inhospitable manner!"
Then, when the day was over and I woke up in my cell as a male, I'd start screaming hysterically and I'd claim that I went to bed in my home and woke up in a jail cell, and I'd been kidnapped by the po-po! Then I'd sue and make lots of money and I would not spend any of it on a sex change. | |
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I'd try to fuck everything in sight. | |
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i'd probably take some artistic photo of the appendage  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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 it really depends on whether there would be consequences when i returned to being female.  HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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iceblue07 said: ....the oppisite sex for the day, What would you do with yourself? I think I would stay at home and masturbate all day long till my willy was sore!!!
[Edited 2/15/08 17:50pm] That's what I'd do
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Anxiety said: I would go to the middle of the busiest part of downtown and dance topless to Deee-Lite music until i got arrested, and during the whole time I was in the clink, I would pretend like I was the attorney for my boobs. "My breasts demand to know why they were treated in such an inhospitable manner!"
Then, when the day was over and I woke up in my cell as a male, I'd start screaming hysterically and I'd claim that I went to bed in my home and woke up in a jail cell, and I'd been kidnapped by the po-po! Then I'd sue and make lots of money and I would not spend any of it on a sex change. | |
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piss my name in the snow  | |
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jess555ja said: iceblue07 said: ....the oppisite sex for the day, What would you do with yourself? I think I would stay at home and masturbate all day long till my willy was sore!!!
[Edited 2/15/08 17:50pm] That's what I'd do
And that's what we actually do Now if you'll excuse me, I have ummm...things to do.  | |
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DanceWme said: piss my name in the snow
you would!
you'd walk around with that shit all out in the open [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: DanceWme said: piss my name in the snow
you would!
you'd walk around with that shit all out in the open
And if i am buff and have more muscles than my low down ex boyfriends, im whooping their asses! | |
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DanceWme said: sammij said: you would!
you'd walk around with that shit all out in the open
And if i am buff and have more muscles than my low down ex boyfriends, im whooping their asses! slap them around with your newfound enormous (obviously) phalus [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: DanceWme said:
And if i am buff and have more muscles than my low down ex boyfriends, im whooping their asses! slap them around with your newfound enormous (obviously) phalus yesssss | |
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| wow HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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sammij said: DanceWme said:
And if i am buff and have more muscles than my low down ex boyfriends, im whooping their asses! slap them around with your newfound enormous (obviously) phalus you know, what they say is true: every woman should experience the joy of dickslapping someone at least once in her life. | |
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DanceWme said: sammij said: slap them around with your newfound enormous (obviously) phalus yesssss oh man is it weird that i can envision it all happening?  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: DanceWme said: yesssss oh man is it weird that i can envision it all happening? is it weird that I wish I had a penis right now. I wanna see if i can balance things on it | |
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DanceWme said: sammij said: oh man is it weird that i can envision it all happening? is it weird that I wish I had a penis right now. I wanna see if i can balance things on it HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Anxiety said: sammij said: slap them around with your newfound enormous (obviously) phalus you know, what they say is true: every woman should experience the joy of dickslapping someone at least once in her life. 
 [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Anxiety said: sammij said: slap them around with your newfound enormous (obviously) phalus you know, what they say is true: every woman should experience the joy of dickslapping someone at least once in her life. wtf..who says that? | |
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DanceWme said: sammij said: oh man is it weird that i can envision it all happening? is it weird that I wish I had a penis right now. I wanna see if i can balance things on it
oh my god it hurts to laugh...it hurrrrts [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Anxiety said: I would go to the middle of the busiest part of downtown and dance topless to Deee-Lite music until i got arrested, and during the whole time I was in the clink, I would pretend like I was the attorney for my boobs. "My breasts demand to know why they were treated in such an inhospitable manner!"
Then, when the day was over and I woke up in my cell as a male, I'd start screaming hysterically and I'd claim that I went to bed in my home and woke up in a jail cell, and I'd been kidnapped by the po-po! Then I'd sue and make lots of money and I would not spend any of it on a sex change.
that would be an amazing short film. | |
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JasmineFire said: Anxiety said: I would go to the middle of the busiest part of downtown and dance topless to Deee-Lite music until i got arrested, and during the whole time I was in the clink, I would pretend like I was the attorney for my boobs. "My breasts demand to know why they were treated in such an inhospitable manner!"
Then, when the day was over and I woke up in my cell as a male, I'd start screaming hysterically and I'd claim that I went to bed in my home and woke up in a jail cell, and I'd been kidnapped by the po-po! Then I'd sue and make lots of money and I would not spend any of it on a sex change.
that would be an amazing short film. someone get david lynch on the horn! | |
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DanceWme said: Anxiety said: you know, what they say is true: every woman should experience the joy of dickslapping someone at least once in her life. wtf..who says that? the spice girls i guess, i don't know | |
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Anxiety said: DanceWme said: wtf..who says that? the spice girls i guess, i don't know
im sure scary spice wish she could dickslap Eddie right now | |
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iceblue07 said: ....the oppisite sex for the day, What would you do with yourself? I think I would stay at home and masturbate all day long till my willy was sore!!!
[Edited 2/15/08 17:50pm] OMG... 
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i would never want to be a man .....men suck | |
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HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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DanceWme said: Anxiety said: the spice girls i guess, i don't know
im sure scary spice wish she could dickslap Eddie right now he'd enjoy that too much besides, old johnny g. is there already to do the job [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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