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PrintableAnxiety said: JasmineFire said: 
that would be an amazing short film. someone get david lynch on the horn! who do you want to play the female version of you? 
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sammij said: DanceWme said:
im sure scary spice wish she could dickslap Eddie right now he'd enjoy that too much besides, old johnny g. is there already to do the job 
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DanceWme said: sammij said: he'd enjoy that too much besides, old johnny g. is there already to do the job
saying my my my !!!!
oh my fuck, i'm done  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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JasmineFire said: Anxiety said: someone get david lynch on the horn! who do you want to play the female version of you?
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i was thinking more of someone who embodies my rare sex appeal. 
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Anxiety said: JasmineFire said: who do you want to play the female version of you?
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i was thinking more of someone who embodies my rare sex appeal.
Dude..yes...that is perfect. | |
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I'd definitely fuck some bitch, porno style. Then hours later, I would play with myself. And sometime in between, I would pee outside. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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With my luck, I'd just be starting my period...  | |
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Byron said: With my luck, I'd just be starting my period...
[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Byron said: With my luck, I'd just be starting my period...
I'm getting the hell out of here b4 I crack a rib! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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DanceWme said: piss my name in the snow
 hahaha yeah I forgot about doing that! Think I would have to stand in the garden and see how far I can piss and test the theory to see if it really is impossible for men not to piss all over the rim of the toilet when they pee! Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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iceblue07 said: ....the oppisite sex for the day, What would you do with yourself? I think I would stay at home and masturbate all day long till my willy was sore!!!
[Edited 2/15/08 17:50pm]  OMG, how ironic that I was thinking the exact smae thing yesterday...are u a mind reader????
I was thinking if I was a guy I would mastubate all day long just to see how it felt PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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If I had to wake up as a guy I would want to wake up as this guy:
Because then I could be either a good looking man or a good looking woman and I'd get to perform that supermodel song and that looking good and feeling georgous song and generally be fabulous. 
Yes. If I woke up as a guy I'd do a drag show. | |
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I'd walk around outside topless | |
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Anxiety said: I would go to the middle of the busiest part of downtown and dance topless to Deee-Lite music until i got arrested, and during the whole time I was in the clink, I would pretend like I was the attorney for my boobs. "My breasts demand to know why they were treated in such an inhospitable manner!"
Then, when the day was over and I woke up in my cell as a male, I'd start screaming hysterically and I'd claim that I went to bed in my home and woke up in a jail cell, and I'd been kidnapped by the po-po! Then I'd sue and make lots of money and I would not spend any of it on a sex change. ur a genius anx
u make me pee my pants with laughter  due to the content i suggest you like this... | |
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chillichocaholic said: iceblue07 said: ....the oppisite sex for the day, What would you do with yourself? I think I would stay at home and masturbate all day long till my willy was sore!!!
[Edited 2/15/08 17:50pm] OMG, how ironic that I was thinking the exact smae thing yesterday...are u a mind reader????
I was thinking if I was a guy I would mastubate all day long just to see how it felt You know what they say...Great minds think alike!  Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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iceblue07 said: ....the oppisite sex for the day, What would you do with yourself? I think I would stay at home and masturbate all day long till my willy was sore!!!
[Edited 2/15/08 17:50pm] Get someone to make me squirt...see what that shit feels like!! 
Then flirt all day with no panties and shit...drive fuckers nuts!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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Witness how hard it is to be quiet for a day!
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: Witness how hard it is to be quiet for a day!
i'd have as much sex as humanly possible. | |
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evenstar said: DexMSR said: Witness how hard it is to be quiet for a day!
i'd have as much sex as humanly possible. Let's just forgo the process and Fuck!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: evenstar said:
i'd have as much sex as humanly possible. Let's just forgo the process and Fuck!! nah, there's really only one person i want to fuck these days. | |
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evenstar said: DexMSR said: Let's just forgo the process and Fuck!! nah, there's really only one person i want to fuck these days. It was Rhetorical....WHAP!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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Knowing my luck I'd be on my period 
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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Steadwood said: Knowing my luck I'd be on my period
Byron said: With my luck, I'd just be starting my period...
crazy minds think alike..... surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: Steadwood said: Knowing my luck I'd be on my period
Byron said: With my luck, I'd just be starting my period...
crazy minds think alike.....  I didn't see that... I'm blaming it on my hormones 
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Steadwood said: KidaDynamite said: crazy minds think alike..... I didn't see that... I'm blaming it on my hormones
  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I would use the nastiest, most crab infected public bathroom I could find because my butt wouldn't have to touch a thing. Lucky bastids... [Edited 2/16/08 21:55pm] | |
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play wit it
jerk off take pics fuck who ever is game pee in the snow, alley, my name, on the wall, people, in bottles when i'm drunk and no place else to go. yeah peeing is a highlight for me | |
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heybaby said: play wit it
jerk off take pics fuck who ever is game pee in the snow, alley, my name, on the wall, people, in bottles when i'm drunk and no place else to go. yeah peeing is a highlight for me U have a fetish!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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Byron said: With my luck, I'd just be starting my period...
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