Words That Don't Exist...But Should...

> Aquadextrous (akwa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

> Carperpetuation (kar 'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of
running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times,
reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down
to give the vacuum one more chance.

> Disconfect (diskonfect') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you
dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming that somehow it will
'remove' all the germs.

> Elbonics (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for
one armrest in a movie theater.

> Frust (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept
onto the dustpan and keeps backing a person across the room until he
finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

> Lactomangulation (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the 'open
here' spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the
'illegal' side.

> Peppier (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole
purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground
pepper.

> Phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number
and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

> Pupkus (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog
presses its nose to it.

> Telecrastination (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always
letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when
you're only six inches away.

quamoclit

heeheeheehahahahaheeheehee
the funniest shit i've read in here yet ...but seriously...
my sister has a word she completely believes is real and no matter what anyone tells her she insists it exists..

glew : past tense of glow...eg. the fire glew until the wee hours of the morning. WTF!!?? her explanation is that the past tense of blow is blew so therefore...!!! i've tried to tell her the english language has no rhyme or reason to it but does she listen no...she got really pissed when i tried to spin her own logic to dis-prove her...the plural of mouse is mice so the plural of house is hice???!!!
and no...she's not 12 and she is not mentally handicapped!!



"u don't have 2 b beautiful 2 turn me on...'

Splingzoinker - I don't know what the fuck this would mean, but it would be a good word.

Nepturd should be a word...when your shit is a watery(diarrhea)

whats the word for too much fuckin time unaccounted for

ive already confessed my choice: famatic.. an extemely die-hard prince fan...

Those up at the top are Sniglets...anyone remember those from "Not Nessessarily the News"?
I really think that Scrumtrilescent should be added. It is a word of the highest compliment

SNiglets!!! WOW!! i completly forgot about that...i loved that show...

I always liked Scrumdiddlyumptious from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory...

GOOEY-Y-SATION

Is finding yourself strangely attracted to hamsters that are 6'4" tall.

Here's another word that should exist...

Wallump : People who hold up checkout queues because they are incapable of even attempting to look for their purse or wallet until the assistant asks them for the money. I mean, how difficult is it to have your money/card ready, and do a bit of mental math so you have a rough idea of how much it's gonna be?

Duckist: those who show prejudice against ducks

SkletonKee said:

I did too! But, I have to admit...do you remember that Rich Hall guy that did the Sniglets (he was later on SNL)? I had a teenage crush on him... I look back now and wonder what the heck was I thinking!

Corridance: The act of two people walking towards one another down a corridor or hallway, who end up moving in the exact same directions while attempting to get out of one another's way...

wellbeyond said:

Nice one!

Diva said:

Thank yew... 8)

Here's a word that does indeed exist, but should be given a new definition:

Diva: Any female who posesses warmth, intelligence, compassion and integrity. (See also "Freespirit")

wellbeyond said:

awww (((Wellbeyond))) ... those are certainly qualities that Freespirit radiates beautifully and endlessly

sarassified : my sufficiency has been well sarassified.

My gramma made this word up, and she always uses it !
Gramma !

violett said:

that's a cool word...

PlastikLuvAffair said:

My Grammas a cool chick She called me last night to tell me that she colored her white hair Copper. Im now calling her Copper head, and shes getting a total kick out of it

BASTERDIZATION!!!
and any other word i may use
at any time...
BAD TERMS: the shit i say

4LOVE said:

PURE GENIOUS!!!

RIDICULAE
-plural form of ridiculous, I use it all the time.

"EVIDENTUALLY"

Don't know what the hell it means, but
my mom uses it all the time!
It's a cross of evidently and eventually.
Come to think of it, i don't even know
how she uses it in a sentence.
I'll check it later...she's bound to use it
soon!! Gotta luv mom's.

physcoalphagrooveyou

PDIDDAPHOBE (pee did a fobe)

People who hate P. Diddy

4LOVE said:

Oh that's just NASTY!

douchewanger -- that little nozzle thing for applying said feminine product

Peniletears- Precum!