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PrintableZombieKitten said: JDInteractive said: Can we say Swedish as it's far more sexy? whatever, I'm not very sexy though  Biggest lie I have heard here in the org!   | |
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Originally from Pittsburgh, PA....STEELER COUNTRY!!
Holland, Belgium, Germany, Slovakia, Hungary, Poland, Brazil, Dominican Republic, Canada, and I don't have the energy to break it down from there.... Singing..."I been everywheeerrrre man....I been everywherrrrre..... No Lie!! Lived in Chicago, Florida, Los Angeles, and now ATLANTA! Holla!  [Edited 2/13/08 7:49am] The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: Originally from Pittsburgh, PA....STEELER COUNTRY!!
Holland, Belgium, Germany, Slovakia, Hungary, Poland, Brazil, Dominican Republic, Canada, and I don't have the energy to break it down from there.... Singing..."I been everywheeerrrre man....I been everywherrrrre..... No Lie!! Lived in Chicage, Florida, Los Angeles, and now ATLANTA! Holla! Where did you go in Brazil? There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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Sowhat said: theodore said: México
 De cual parte??? Mi Esposa is de Guadalajara. . [Edited 2/8/08 11:03am] I'm from Tamaulipas | |
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Protege said: born somewhere on pluto. live in florida now. shame i can't really remember my home planet.
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JDInteractive said: DexMSR said: Originally from Pittsburgh, PA....STEELER COUNTRY!!
Holland, Belgium, Germany, Slovakia, Hungary, Poland, Brazil, Dominican Republic, Canada, and I don't have the energy to break it down from there.... Singing..."I been everywheeerrrre man....I been everywherrrrre..... No Lie!! Lived in Chicage, Florida, Los Angeles, and now ATLANTA! Holla! Where did you go in Brazil? Bahia! For Carnival! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I was born on a small island just south of Indonesia at the age of 3. My parents sold me to a bunch of traveling minstrels who proceeded to mistreat me in the most unspeakable ways. I fell off the back of a truck when on a journey through the Congo at the age of 6 where I was taken in by a family of silverback gorillas who taught me the joys of sex. At the age of 13 I was discovered running naked through the jungle and was mistaken as the first albino ape.
After i was captured and they shaved me down (and hosed me out) I was taken to England where I enjoyed tea and scones with the Royal family and enthralled them with my tales of unbridled monkey sex. After slipping out of the Queen's boudior the following morning, still limping and groggy, I came across a bow legged man named Bruce who told me of a land far away where they celebrated an amber liquid substance and where gorillas knew only tender and gentle lovin. I hitched a ride on his wagon and flew to a land far far away, traveling in disguise as his pet iguana. After an agonising trip in which I was fed nothing but flies (yes, Qantas) I arrived in a quaint little village called Melbourne. It was here that I discovered that after enough cool amber beverages I could make any of these lovely ladies seem nice, big and hairy. It seems that I now need to keep drinking just to forget about the last experience. What was this thread about again????.....  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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the fiery pits of hell! 
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bkw said: I was born on a small island just south of Indonesia at the age of 3. My parents sold me to a bunch of traveling minstrels who proceeded to mistreat me in the most unspeakable ways. I fell off the back of a truck when on a journey through the Congo at the age of 6 where I was taken in by a family of silverback gorillas who taught me the joys of sex. At the age of 13 I was discovered running naked through the jungle and was mistaken as the first albino ape.
After i was captured and they shaved me down (and hosed me out) I was taken to England where I enjoyed tea and scones with the Royal family and enthralled them with my tales of unbridled monkey sex. After slipping out of the Queen's boudior the following morning, still limping and groggy, I came across a bow legged man named Bruce who told me of a land far away where they celebrated an amber liquid substance and where gorillas knew only tender and gentle lovin. I hitched a ride on his wagon and flew to a land far far away, traveling in disguise as his pet iguana. After an agonising trip in which I was fed nothing but flies (yes, Qantas) I arrived in a quaint little village called Melbourne. It was here that I discovered that after enough cool amber beverages I could make any of these lovely ladies seem nice, big and hairy. It seems that I now need to keep drinking just to forget about the last experience. What was this thread about again????..... I write some of my best shit and i get no love.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: I was born on a small island just south of Indonesia at the age of 3. My parents sold me to a bunch of traveling minstrels who proceeded to mistreat me in the most unspeakable ways. I fell off the back of a truck when on a journey through the Congo at the age of 6 where I was taken in by a family of silverback gorillas who taught me the joys of sex. At the age of 13 I was discovered running naked through the jungle and was mistaken as the first albino ape.
After i was captured and they shaved me down (and hosed me out) I was taken to England where I enjoyed tea and scones with the Royal family and enthralled them with my tales of unbridled monkey sex. After slipping out of the Queen's boudior the following morning, still limping and groggy, I came across a bow legged man named Bruce who told me of a land far away where they celebrated an amber liquid substance and where gorillas knew only tender and gentle lovin. I hitched a ride on his wagon and flew to a land far far away, traveling in disguise as his pet iguana. After an agonising trip in which I was fed nothing but flies (yes, Qantas) I arrived in a quaint little village called Melbourne. It was here that I discovered that after enough cool amber beverages I could make any of these lovely ladies seem nice, big and hairy. It seems that I now need to keep drinking just to forget about the last experience. What was this thread about again????..... I write some of my best shit and i get no love. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Hiya Brett!
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bkw said: I was born on a small island just south of Indonesia at the age of 3. My parents sold me to a bunch of traveling minstrels who proceeded to mistreat me in the most unspeakable ways. I fell off the back of a truck when on a journey through the Congo at the age of 6 where I was taken in by a family of silverback gorillas who taught me the joys of sex. At the age of 13 I was discovered running naked through the jungle and was mistaken as the first albino ape.
After i was captured and they shaved me down (and hosed me out) I was taken to England where I enjoyed tea and scones with the Royal family and enthralled them with my tales of unbridled monkey sex. After slipping out of the Queen's boudior the following morning, still limping and groggy, I came across a bow legged man named Bruce who told me of a land far away where they celebrated an amber liquid substance and where gorillas knew only tender and gentle lovin. I hitched a ride on his wagon and flew to a land far far away, traveling in disguise as his pet iguana. After an agonising trip in which I was fed nothing but flies (yes, Qantas) I arrived in a quaint little village called Melbourne. It was here that I discovered that after enough cool amber beverages I could make any of these lovely ladies seem nice, big and hairy. It seems that I now need to keep drinking just to forget about the last experience. What was this thread about again????..... I read this, but was not logged in, and was thinking... where have you been? Brett, you are a classic... I miss the gang... Allistair, well between you, David and Allistair... you brought much humor to this place. First Albino Ape.
I read your piece above... and thought... what a Masterful comic...  and that I truly miss your humor and presence and your daily beer threads. ~Cheers
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bkw said: bkw said: I was born on a small island just south of Indonesia at the age of 3. My parents sold me to a bunch of traveling minstrels who proceeded to mistreat me in the most unspeakable ways. I fell off the back of a truck when on a journey through the Congo at the age of 6 where I was taken in by a family of silverback gorillas who taught me the joys of sex. At the age of 13 I was discovered running naked through the jungle and was mistaken as the first albino ape.
After i was captured and they shaved me down (and hosed me out) I was taken to England where I enjoyed tea and scones with the Royal family and enthralled them with my tales of unbridled monkey sex. After slipping out of the Queen's boudior the following morning, still limping and groggy, I came across a bow legged man named Bruce who told me of a land far away where they celebrated an amber liquid substance and where gorillas knew only tender and gentle lovin. I hitched a ride on his wagon and flew to a land far far away, traveling in disguise as his pet iguana. After an agonising trip in which I was fed nothing but flies (yes, Qantas) I arrived in a quaint little village called Melbourne. It was here that I discovered that after enough cool amber beverages I could make any of these lovely ladies seem nice, big and hairy. It seems that I now need to keep drinking just to forget about the last experience. What was this thread about again????..... I write some of my best shit and i get no love. You are a legend.... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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ZombieKitten said: Hiya Brett!
Hiya Brett! Hi Charlotte! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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FreeSpirit said: bkw said: I was born on a small island just south of Indonesia at the age of 3. My parents sold me to a bunch of traveling minstrels who proceeded to mistreat me in the most unspeakable ways. I fell off the back of a truck when on a journey through the Congo at the age of 6 where I was taken in by a family of silverback gorillas who taught me the joys of sex. At the age of 13 I was discovered running naked through the jungle and was mistaken as the first albino ape.
After i was captured and they shaved me down (and hosed me out) I was taken to England where I enjoyed tea and scones with the Royal family and enthralled them with my tales of unbridled monkey sex. After slipping out of the Queen's boudior the following morning, still limping and groggy, I came across a bow legged man named Bruce who told me of a land far away where they celebrated an amber liquid substance and where gorillas knew only tender and gentle lovin. I hitched a ride on his wagon and flew to a land far far away, traveling in disguise as his pet iguana. After an agonising trip in which I was fed nothing but flies (yes, Qantas) I arrived in a quaint little village called Melbourne. It was here that I discovered that after enough cool amber beverages I could make any of these lovely ladies seem nice, big and hairy. It seems that I now need to keep drinking just to forget about the last experience. What was this thread about again????..... I read this, but was not logged in, and was thinking... where have you been? Brett, you are a classic... I miss the gang... Allistair, well between you, David and Allistair... you brought much humor to this place. First Albino Ape.
I read your piece above... and thought... what a Masterful comic... and that I truly miss your humor and presence and your daily beer threads. ~Cheers
[Edited 2/11/08 6:31am] Good to hear from you Julie. Big When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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sag10 said: bkw said: I write some of my best shit and i get no love. You are a legend.... You too my dear When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: I was born on a small island just south of Indonesia at the age of 3. My parents sold me to a bunch of traveling minstrels who proceeded to mistreat me in the most unspeakable ways. I fell off the back of a truck when on a journey through the Congo at the age of 6 where I was taken in by a family of silverback gorillas who taught me the joys of sex. At the age of 13 I was discovered running naked through the jungle and was mistaken as the first albino ape.
After i was captured and they shaved me down (and hosed me out) I was taken to England where I enjoyed tea and scones with the Royal family and enthralled them with my tales of unbridled monkey sex. After slipping out of the Queen's boudior the following morning, still limping and groggy, I came across a bow legged man named Bruce who told me of a land far away where they celebrated an amber liquid substance and where gorillas knew only tender and gentle lovin. I hitched a ride on his wagon and flew to a land far far away, traveling in disguise as his pet iguana. After an agonising trip in which I was fed nothing but flies (yes, Qantas) I arrived in a quaint little village called Melbourne. It was here that I discovered that after enough cool amber beverages I could make any of these lovely ladies seem nice, big and hairy. It seems that I now need to keep drinking just to forget about the last experience. What was this thread about again????..... *faints* That avatar, those combination of letters, that smell 
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Born and raised in New Jersey. It's where I currently live also. Some people think I'm kinda cute
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I'm from Maidstone, a town in England about 30 miles from London. In England, i've lived in Ipswich, Liverpool, and Manchester. I've been to France, Spain and Italy several times, and lived in Israel for a year, But i've never been to me  | |
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bkw said: I was born on a small island just south of Indonesia at the age of 3. My parents sold me to a bunch of traveling minstrels who proceeded to mistreat me in the most unspeakable ways. I fell off the back of a truck when on a journey through the Congo at the age of 6 where I was taken in by a family of silverback gorillas who taught me the joys of sex. At the age of 13 I was discovered running naked through the jungle and was mistaken as the first albino ape.
After i was captured and they shaved me down (and hosed me out) I was taken to England where I enjoyed tea and scones with the Royal family and enthralled them with my tales of unbridled monkey sex. After slipping out of the Queen's boudior the following morning, still limping and groggy, I came across a bow legged man named Bruce who told me of a land far away where they celebrated an amber liquid substance and where gorillas knew only tender and gentle lovin. I hitched a ride on his wagon and flew to a land far far away, traveling in disguise as his pet iguana. After an agonising trip in which I was fed nothing but flies (yes, Qantas) I arrived in a quaint little village called Melbourne. It was here that I discovered that after enough cool amber beverages I could make any of these lovely ladies seem nice, big and hairy. It seems that I now need to keep drinking just to forget about the last experience. What was this thread about again????.....  You are missed my friend! | |
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Live: Southern California always....
Been: Many states within the US Canada ( Up and down) Newfoundland Holland Germany France Mexico England Ireland Scotland | |
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I'm from Auckland in New Zealand 
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DANGEROUSx said: I'm from Auckland in New Zealand
That looks hot | |
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DANGEROUSx said: I'm from Auckland in New Zealand
Gotta visit New Zealand some day, it looks like a cool place  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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I was born in Vaasa, Finland. I currently live in Helsinki, our capital city.
I've been to a whole bunch of places. Places I'd like to visit include New York, San Francisco and Japan. It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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I live in Chicago. Been here for almost all 22 years of my life, except for part of '06 and '07 when I was in Paris, Tennessee. | |
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theodore said: DANGEROUSx said: I'm from Auckland in New Zealand
That looks hot Probably because it was a hot day | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: DANGEROUSx said: I'm from Auckland in New Zealand
Gotta visit New Zealand some day, it looks like a cool place You so do! So do I 
Auckland is nothing like New Zealand. | |
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DANGEROUSx said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Gotta visit New Zealand some day, it looks like a cool place You so do! So do I
Auckland is nothing like New Zealand. It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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DANGEROUSx said: theodore said: That looks hot Probably because it was a hot day | |
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