Here's what I'd do:

Fix my ears. Your ears are fine. I like them.

Broaden my jaw. no reason to. Your jaw is fine.

Broaden my neck. no reasonto. Your neck is nice. There are excercises that can add a thicker appearance to the neck if you REALLY want to.

Pump up my ass. I don't know what your ass looks like, but I'm sure it's just fine too.

Whiten my teeth. They look white enough to me, but that's an inexpensive procedure (relatively). Strawberries grounded up and rubbed on your teeth will actually whiten them in time believe it or not. There's a chemical in strawberries that removes the yellow stains from teeth.

Correct my eyes (lasik). I don't think this is cosmetic, as it can be very beneficial. My cousin now sees better than 20/20 for the first time ever. But you look dashing in glasses.


but I probably never will cuz

a) I'd hate to spend so much money at one time

b) just really, just

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Imago said:

You're so sweet...I'd love to kiss all your scars.


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rushing07 said:

How did you know I had one of those scars

Imago said:

You told me, silly.

rushing07 said:

oh

rushing07 said:

Yes, but these are benign.
So even though my dermetogist can remove them and charge my insurance company, I'd rather not risk getting two more scars. I actually like scars, but only when they are slits. Little bumps that resemble warts, I'd rather have removed.

So I don't have a medical reason to remove them--it's strictly cosmetic. And at this time, I'm only having the ones that they cause the "bumps" on to be removed. I'll deal with the others later.

It's not one of those things where I'm very annoyed by it--but I'd like to take care of it.

Imago said:

Imago said:

Sometimes benign moles can change and become malignant, so it's probably a good thing, IMO.

But still, lumpy bumpy scars are annoying, benign or not.

rushing07 said:

JasmineFire said:

True. And although I don't lay out in the sun, I'm a big outdorsy kind of person (kayaking, hiking, etc.), so I love to be out in the "real Florida", which can be rather brutal to the complexion.

chillichocaholic said:

I would also like to breathe fire and be able to shoot electricity out of my fingers.

JasmineFire said:

that's hot

Imago said:

I'm sure your skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom...minus those lumpy moles.

JasmineFire said:

Imago said:

I'm such a sucker for a man with eyeliner and copious amounts of hair products.

JasmineFire said:

I wore eyeliner to goth-industrial night at nightclub this week!

Imago said:

was it a raw food goth-industrial nightclub?

chillichocaholic said:

I would also like to breathe fire and be able to shoot electricity out of my fingers.

JasmineFire said:

For a second there I thought u were gonna say FIre out ure ass

chillichocaholic said:

oh we don't need cosmetic surgery for that

ZombieKitten said:

Just Dinner at Nandos

chillichocaholic said:

I got ring of fire from the tom yum soup last night

I would. I got baggy eyes. Stretch them buggers.

JasmineFire said:

Imago said:

God this just makes me laugh because it's so damn...well, ridiculous.

I mean really. Prince is the only man on earth that could get away with seducing a woman that way.




(And I'd probably fall for it myself. )