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Thread started 10/24/02 4:54pm

4LOVE

Word That Don't Exist......But Should

Words That Don't Exist...But Should...

> Aquadextrous (akwa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

> Carperpetuation (kar 'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of
running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times,
reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down
to give the vacuum one more chance.

> Disconfect (diskonfect') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you
dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming that somehow it will
'remove' all the germs.

> Elbonics (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for
one armrest in a movie theater.

> Frust (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept
onto the dustpan and keeps backing a person across the room until he
finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

> Lactomangulation (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the 'open
here' spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the
'illegal' side.

> Peppier (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole
purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground
pepper.

> Phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number
and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

> Pupkus (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog
presses its nose to it.

> Telecrastination (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always
letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when
you're only six inches away.
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Reply #1 posted 10/24/02 4:55pm

AaronForever

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quamoclit
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Reply #2 posted 10/24/02 5:01pm

lillith

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heeheeheehahahahaheeheehee
the funniest shit i've read in here yet lol...but seriously...
my sister has a word she completely believes is real and no matter what anyone tells her she insists it exists..

glew : past tense of glow...eg. the fire glew until the wee hours of the morning. WTF!!?? her explanation is that the past tense of blow is blew so therefore...!!! i've tried to tell her the english language has no rhyme or reason to it but does she listen no...she got really pissed when i tried to spin her own logic to dis-prove her...the plural of mouse is mice so the plural of house is hice???!!!
and no...she's not 12 and she is not mentally handicapped!!



"u don't have 2 b beautiful 2 turn me on...'
you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel horny

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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Reply #3 posted 10/24/02 7:38pm

IceNine

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Splingzoinker - I don't know what the fuck this would mean, but it would be a good word.
SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred
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Reply #4 posted 10/24/02 7:41pm

4LOVE

Nepturd should be a word...when your shit is a watery(diarrhea)
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Reply #5 posted 10/24/02 7:56pm

DORA

whats the word for too much fuckin time unaccounted for
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Reply #6 posted 10/24/02 8:06pm

SkletonKee

ive already confessed my choice: famatic.. an extemely die-hard prince fan...
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Reply #7 posted 10/24/02 8:36pm

applekisses

Those up at the top are Sniglets...anyone remember those from "Not Nessessarily the News"?
I really think that Scrumtrilescent should be added. It is a word of the highest compliment smile
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Reply #8 posted 10/24/02 8:49pm

SkletonKee

SNiglets!!! WOW!! i completly forgot about that...i loved that show...
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Reply #9 posted 10/24/02 8:54pm

logger

I always liked Scrumdiddlyumptious from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory...
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Reply #10 posted 10/25/02 12:39am

gooeythehamste
r

GOOEY-Y-SATION

Is finding yourself strangely attracted to hamsters that are 6'4" tall.
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Reply #11 posted 10/25/02 12:41am

BorisFishpaw

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Here's another word that should exist...

Wallump : People who hold up checkout queues because they are incapable of even attempting to look for their purse or wallet until the assistant asks them for the money. I mean, how difficult is it to have your money/card ready, and do a bit of mental math so you have a rough idea of how much it's gonna be?
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Reply #12 posted 10/25/02 1:37am

MrBliss

Duckist: those who show prejudice against ducks





duck
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Reply #13 posted 10/25/02 6:20am

applekisses

SkletonKee said:

SNiglets!!! WOW!! i completly forgot about that...i loved that show...


I did too! But, I have to admit...do you remember that Rich Hall guy that did the Sniglets (he was later on SNL)? I had a teenage crush on him...sigh I look back now and wonder what the heck was I thinking! smile
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Reply #14 posted 10/25/02 9:09am

wellbeyond

Corridance: The act of two people walking towards one another down a corridor or hallway, who end up moving in the exact same directions while attempting to get out of one another's way...
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Reply #15 posted 10/25/02 9:19am

Diva

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wellbeyond said:

Corridance: The act of two people walking towards one another down a corridor or hallway, who end up moving in the exact same directions while attempting to get out of one another's way...


Nice one!
--»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday...
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Reply #16 posted 10/25/02 9:26am

wellbeyond

Diva said:

wellbeyond said:

Corridance: The act of two people walking towards one another down a corridor or hallway, who end up moving in the exact same directions while attempting to get out of one another's way...


Nice one!

Thank yew... 8)

Here's a word that does indeed exist, but should be given a new definition:

Diva: Any female who posesses warmth, intelligence, compassion and integrity. (See also "Freespirit") smile
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Reply #17 posted 10/25/02 10:06am

Diva

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wellbeyond said:

Here's a word that does indeed exist, but should be given a new definition:

Diva: Any female who posesses warmth, intelligence, compassion and integrity. (See also "Freespirit") smile


awww (((Wellbeyond))) rose ... those are certainly qualities that Freespirit radiates beautifully and endlessly heart
--»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday...
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Reply #18 posted 10/25/02 11:08am

violett

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sarassified : my sufficiency has been well sarassified.

My gramma made this word up, and she always uses it !
hug Gramma !
heart
vi star
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Reply #19 posted 10/25/02 11:10am

PlastikLuvAffa
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violett said:

sarassified : my sufficiency has been well sarassified.

My gramma made this word up, and she always uses it !
hug Gramma !

that's a cool word...biggrin
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Reply #20 posted 10/25/02 11:12am

violett

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PlastikLuvAffair said:

violett said:

sarassified : my sufficiency has been well sarassified.

My gramma made this word up, and she always uses it !
hug Gramma !

that's a cool word...biggrin


My Grammas a cool chick smile She called me last night to tell me that she colored her white hair Copper. Im now calling her Copper head, and shes getting a total kick out of it smile
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Reply #21 posted 10/25/02 11:12am

00769BAD

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BASTERDIZATION!!!
and any other word i may use
at any time...
BAD TERMS: the shit i say
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

evilking
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Reply #22 posted 10/25/02 11:15am

00769BAD

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4LOVE said:

Words That Don't Exist...But Should...

> Aquadextrous (akwa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

> Carperpetuation (kar 'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of
running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times,
reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down
to give the vacuum one more chance.

> Disconfect (diskonfect') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you
dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming that somehow it will
'remove' all the germs.

> Elbonics (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for
one armrest in a movie theater.

> Frust (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept
onto the dustpan and keeps backing a person across the room until he
finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

> Lactomangulation (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the 'open
here' spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the
'illegal' side.

> Peppier (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole
purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground
pepper.

> Phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number
and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

> Pupkus (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog
presses its nose to it.

> Telecrastination (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always
letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when
you're only six inches away.

PURE GENIOUS!!!
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

evilking
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Reply #23 posted 10/25/02 2:49pm

snatch

RIDICULAE
-plural form of ridiculous, I use it all the time.
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Reply #24 posted 10/25/02 3:02pm

Revolution

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"EVIDENTUALLY"

Don't know what the hell it means, but
my mom uses it all the time!
It's a cross of evidently and eventually.
Come to think of it, i don't even know
how she uses it in a sentence.confuse
I'll check it later...she's bound to use it
soon!! Gotta luv mom's.love
Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind.
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Reply #25 posted 10/25/02 4:00pm

HRHthesmellofJ
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physcoalphagrooveyou
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Reply #26 posted 10/25/02 6:45pm

jthad1129

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PDIDDAPHOBE (pee did a fobe)

People who hate P. Diddy lol
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rainbow Funny and charming as usual
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Reply #27 posted 10/25/02 10:12pm

Paisley

4LOVE said:

Nepturd should be a word...when your shit is a watery(diarrhea)

Oh that's just NASTY!
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Reply #28 posted 10/25/02 10:15pm

AaronForever

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douchewanger -- that little nozzle thing for applying said feminine product
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Reply #29 posted 10/26/02 12:15pm

Disorder

Peniletears- Precum!
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