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Printablejami0mckay said: REDFEATHERS said:  poor you..his moustache hid his smile.  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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Whenever I take a dump,
roses come out instead of poo. My doctor told me that he's never seen anything like it & that the only reasoning that he can come up with is that I could very well be the second coming of Christ. Which, if true, is something that I am just no where near ready to deal with right now. Considering that I'm a 400+lb shut-in who spends almost his waking moments on the net, navigating between the org & downloading onion-booty porn, is a clear & definite example that I don't shoulder responsibilty all that well. Now, I'm scheduled to see a specialist in a couple of weeks & I'm hoping that he/she will find that my doctor is wrong & that this is all just something that has to do with my diet. Cuz if it's not, then I'm just pretty much well-fucked. As are most of you. Because, lemme tell y'all, if I'm going down ( or in this case, the correct term may be "up" ), then I'm taking as many of you fuckers with me as I can. Cuz, rest assured, this time around, there ain't gonna be any of this "forgive them for they know not what they do" bullshit. | |
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Illustrator said: Whenever I take a dump,
roses come out instead of poo. My doctor told me that he's never seen anything like it & that the only reasoning that he can come up with is that I could very well be the second coming of Christ. Which, if true, is something that I am just no where near ready to deal with right now. Considering that I'm a 400+lb shut-in who spends almost his waking moments on the net, navigating between the org & downloading onion-booty porn, is a clear & definite example that I don't shoulder responsibilty all that well. Now, I'm scheduled to see a specialist in a couple of weeks & I'm hoping that he/she will find that my doctor is wrong & that this is all just something that has to do with my diet. Cuz if it's not, then I'm just pretty much well-fucked. As are most of you. Because, lemme tell y'all, if I'm going down ( or in this case, the correct term may be "up" ), then I'm taking as many of you fuckers with me as I can. Cuz, rest assured, this time around, there ain't gonna be any of this "forgive them for they know not what they do" bullshit. OMFG!!! frigging post of the year!!!! I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Illustrator said: Whenever I take a dump,
roses come out instead of poo. My doctor told me that he's never seen anything like it & that the only reasoning that he can come up with is that I could very well be the second coming of Christ. Which, if true, is something that I am just no where near ready to deal with right now. Considering that I'm a 400+lb shut-in who spends almost his waking moments on the net, navigating between the org & downloading onion-booty porn, is a clear & definite example that I don't shoulder responsibilty all that well. Now, I'm scheduled to see a specialist in a couple of weeks & I'm hoping that he/she will find that my doctor is wrong & that this is all just something that has to do with my diet. Cuz if it's not, then I'm just pretty much well-fucked. As are most of you. Because, lemme tell y'all, if I'm going down ( or in this case, the correct term may be "up" ), then I'm taking as many of you fuckers with me as I can. Cuz, rest assured, this time around, there ain't gonna be any of this "forgive them for they know not what they do" bullshit. OMFG!!! frigging post of the year!!!! A bit too weird/trying to be funny for me but not bad. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: REDFEATHERS said: OMFG!!! frigging post of the year!!!! A bit too weird/trying to be funny for me but not bad. 
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REDFEATHERS said: JDInteractive said: A bit too weird/trying to be funny for me but not bad.
Im fed up with you growling at me too. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: REDFEATHERS said:
Im fed up with you growling at me too. ....but its a nice growl..  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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I don't know. Whenever I move, my bones crack an awful lot... http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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REDFEATHERS said: IrrisistableRich said: My right wrist when I twist it makes a weird popping sound ! Don't know why ?, it just does !
cool..  I told U in chat yesterday RIch....U have RSI in that wrist for a reason PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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