O4ITSME said:

you seem stressed..here..have a

Ah, but you're forgetting what chums walruses are with killer whales. No shark in its right mind would ever fuck with and orca. They're twice as big and far more deceptive. Don't let Shamu fool you. Those fuckers are mean. Not that I favor turtles in general. Don't get me wrong. I was just posing an alternative with a large sized turtle such as the Galapogos. I'm sure in many cases, ducks would come out ahead. See my first post.

TRON said:

Okay... as long as you realize that ducks will whip the ass off of turtles at least 95% of the time, we are cool...

vs.

Bet you were scared!

I rest my simple scenario case, btw...

Newsflash: "ducks form alliance with great whites and giant killer squid"

This fight doesn't seem fair.

What about a woodpecker v a duck?

Or, a platypus v a duck?

Watch out, turtles...

Newsflash: "price of turtleshell drops dramatically as thousands of dead turtles are found on beach"

a diet of babies makes turtles very ferocious

Geez, Aaron... guess my turtles got some competition, eh?

IceNine said:


Yes, I'm well aware of the cunning and menace that ducks possess. They are very worthy adversaries.

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Newsflash: "ducks seen close by..licking their bills..and giggling their muthafuckin' heads off"

What do you think a duck's chances would be against these guys?
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Newsflash: every single turtle in the world found dead..ducks are suspected..but is there a conspiracy theory?

IceNine said:

I agree!

:O

i remember this war back in my o4itsme days

Muse2noPharaoh said:

yeah...you started all this...

MrBliss said:

no i did not duck boy!!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

oh yes you did...with your duckist statements...YOU were the one who brought turtles into the equation...

turtles can be cruel

very very cruel

but fear not...everything's gonna be alright

! !

because I'd join in and kick the crap out that turtle!


By the way, transatlantic buddies, there's an amazing song in the English top 40 about ducks. It's called 'Nice Weather For Ducks' by Lemon Jelly and sounds like Fatboy Slim would if you locked him in an attic with nothing to listen to but 'The Best of Burt Bacharach' and nothing to read but 'Winnie The Pooh'. It's sunshine in a song and I wish them global superstardom.

IceNine said:

That's a direct insult to all us big birds on Sesame.

there's strength in numbers