i'd pick the

of course. But turtles are awfulyy cute too.

A duck would whip your average turtle's ass...

THe TURTLE

O4ITSME said:

please explain

I'd go with the turtle, just to piss you off

turtle. their bites are worse than a duck's.

and depending on the size of the turtle, it might be able to press it's stumpy foot onto the duck's webbed foot, hold it down, and then crush it under it's weight.

The Turtle would just hang out in his shell until the duck got sick of tryin...as the duck turns to leave... the turtle attacks...the duck

AaronForever said:

I have to agree with ya there, Aaron! I've seen some turtles (snapping ones???) who could kill a duck, quickly!

MrBliss said:

IM a woman!! Often to your sector we do not make sense!!! Besides if you don't like it you know where to come find me

WARNING: both IAN and MATT are there... And they are in the lock em up mood...SO WHATCHA GONNA DO

A really big duck could flip a turtle over on it's back and then beat it up...

IceNine said:

but it has a protective shell!

I'm with Ice. I think your average duck would be more clever. It would probably roll the turtle around and knock it off a cliff. Or nudge it out into the street to get run over. Now if it was a snapping turtle, that's a different story.

LaVisHh said:

the duck quickly pecks the turtle's eye out..then the other one..in quick succession..rendering him blind.. he then teases him with blind turtle jokes before he eats him.

TRON said:

hmmm, good point

O4ITSME said:

A duck... im thinking a chicken!!
[This message was edited Sun Oct 20 18:42:09 PDT 2002 by O4ITSME]

AaronForever said:

A mutant duck with opposable thumbs could use a hacksaw to cut the turtle's shell off.

I've met ducks like these actually. They're quite crafty.

IceNine said:

come on! GET REAL!

AaronForever said:

I am very serious... if a mutant duck with opposable thumbs had a chainsaw, that fucking turtle would be in TROUBLE!!!

IceNine said:

THIS IS LUDICROUS! you've taken a completely legitimate thread and mucked it up with all of this nonsense! the duck vs. turtle debate is something that needs serious exploration and you don't help matters with this kind of garbage!

AaronForever said:

Okay, let's say that the turtle could operate a flamethrower and the duck did not have a flame-retardant suit... the turtle might have the upper-hand in that situation...

IceNine said:

no, it's too late, you've already ruined it

If it was a big-ass Galapogos turtle it might be able to force a duck under water with its weight and drown it.

TRON said:

that's what i'm saying!

TRON said:

What about a big-ass Galapogos turtle versus a 168 pound duck with razor sharp foot webbing?

AaronForever said:

no .. sorry..ducks are just far too intelligent to let that happen.. wasn't it nepolean that once said "i'm scared of ducks.. they're really very tricky you know"

I think the Galapogos turtle has been around long enough that it's acquired a few tricks. I think it would submerge long enough to bribe a walrus into helping him under the pretenses of a free meal. The duck would circle around, tiring itself. The turtle would come up first. The duck would be ready to lunge right as it was coming to the surface and the walrus would make a speedy rush up and snap that duck in half with its footlong tusks.

TRON said:

You never read the literature, do you? Have you not heard of the duck/shark alliance??? Every walrus in the area would be snapped up in a heartbeat if they even tried to touch a feather on a made duck.

And ALL ducks are either made or connected!

I am loving this thread!!!

You guys are so creative.