i remember when i was in high school, all varsity sports players had to get the basic doctor's exam. so you know we're doing the usual breathe deep, knee tap, etc...doc tells me to drop my drawers. so i do the turn cough thingy while this guy has hishands on my ballsack, and i get a big old woodie. of course i'm feeling embarassed, and he tells me it happens 20 times a day, don't sweat it.

i'm just saying...

Only once. The doctor was incredibly good-looking and I felt a bit embarrassed that she would have to look into my infected ear. At least I wasn't there for anything below the belt.

Another time, when I was going through the tests in preparation for my military service, the female doctor let both her hands caress my back while saying in a low voice that she thought I had a "very powerful body". If she had been more attractive and if the situation as a whole had been more sexy I might have picked up on it, but as it was I decided to not even answer.

uh no

I would have to say NO!

no.

oh god no.

no im joking. I've had some fine doctors but no.

Hell, yeah.

The doctor giving the exam...yes


The actual exam? No


All the ladies will understand this...nothing arousing about your yearly exam.

hokie1 said:

You got that right!

hokie1 said:

You mean all those porn scenarios are false?

My wife is an ultrasound tech. She tells me that people will share their life story during the exam. A woman was telling her that her husband has trouble with the equipment and she has not had sex in a few years. The exam was vaginal and the woman starting to moan during the exam. She was getting off on the probe.

sextonseven said:

No

But a lady doctor giving me a breast examination pressed her groin area against my knee.....

I thought is was accidental until she swopped sides to check the other boob then she did it again .....

I do have nice boobs tho

jbchavez said:

awwww... someone get that woman a vibrator stat!!

Yes, but my dick was already in my doctors mouth by the time I realized what was happening.

Imago said:

Ewwwww... NO!

hokie1 said:

Another fantasy shattered.

Sweeny79 said:

I just had a flashback to the movie Eyes Wide Shut where Nicole Kidman's character gets stoned and accuses Tom Cruise's doctor character of turning on his female patients. He swore to her his female patients don't get turned on when he examines them. I believe him now.

No. But that's why I want a male doctor. I don't want to have that anywhere in my mind during an exam.

It's the opposite of a massage therapist, where I just want to relax & enjoy, and therefore I'd prefer a female.

sextonseven said:

That's the movie you told me to watch!

Oh and to answer the question: No, never!

Serious said:

It's a good holiday film.

sextonseven said:

But I can't stand Tom Cruise . I couldn't stand to watch Mission Impossible for more than half an hour.

Serious said:

I hate Tom Cruise, but I've liked a good number of his movies. EWS was one of them.

NDRU said:

The uncut version just got released in the U.S. for the first time a few weeks ago.

Fury said:

NO. The last time I had that thing done was middle school, and it was a chick, and I think I was too nervous to even get a hard-on.....

no i usually end up feeling used after a pelvic exam. lol.

I had a transvaginal ultrasound once. This lady stuck what kind of looked like a billy club up my cooch. She hit my G spot (something that I have a hard time find myself) But it was immediately followed by intense pain so the arousal didn't last too long.