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WTF?!? Thank goodness school is still in! *NO KIDS ALLOWED TO READ THIS THREAD* They deleted the question, but the link is still on Yahoo's front page. I hope the kiddies don't log on any time soon!
Holiday Questions & Answers What year was Santa Claus invented? What should I do about Christmas gifts if I'm broke? How long will a live Christmas tree last indoors? What are some Christmas present grab bag ideas?ยป More Holiday Q&A www.yahoo.com [Edited 12/10/07 10:11am] | |
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I thought it was gonna be some nude pics in here. Tits, strippers, naked man balls or something! | |
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i think kids need to know santa doesn't exist 
but it makes for a great story to tell'em up until they're about like...7. [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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DanceWme said:
I thought it was gonna be some nude pics in here. Tits, strippers, naked man balls or something! me, too.
oh well, if there are any kids on prince.org then they probably already know that there's no santa claus. | |
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DanceWme said:
I thought it was gonna be some nude pics in here. Tits, strippers, naked man balls or something! LOL. I thought about putting NSFW in the thread but I didn't want to raise anyone's hopes TOO high. | |
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do you know the image that we know of Santa today was actually created by an advertisment by Coca-Cola?
 [Edited 12/10/07 11:14am] Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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muirdo said: do you know the image that we know of Santa today was actually created by an advertisment by Coca-Cola?
[Edited 12/10/07 11:14am] why does that not surprise me. | |
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muirdo said: do you know the image that we know of Santa today was actually created by an advertisment by Coca-Cola?
 It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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DanceWme said:
I thought it was gonna be some nude pics in here. Tits, strippers, naked man balls or something! Well.. that can still be arranged 
 It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: DanceWme said:
I thought it was gonna be some nude pics in here. Tits, strippers, naked man balls or something! Well.. that can still be arranged
u know what to click..... | |
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sammij said: i think kids need to know santa doesn't exist
but it makes for a great story to tell'em up until they're about like...7. I agree, If I ever have kids they won't be having none of that.  | |
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I see thousands of parents are now giving the talk about Santa, after their kids logged on to Yahoo.  | |
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ArielB said: I see thousands of parents are now giving the talk about Santa, after their kids logged on to Yahoo.
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JasmineFire said: DanceWme said:
I thought it was gonna be some nude pics in here. Tits, strippers, naked man balls or something! me, too.
oh well, if there are any kids on prince.org then they probably already know that there's no santa claus. I think prince.org has recently been added to the Al Qaeda curriculum ... | |
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So Little Johnny's dad says, "Hey boy. Let's talk about the birds and the bees". Little Johnny instantly breaks down and starts crying his eyes out. "What's wrong?" asks dad.
"Well," says Little Johnny, "when I was 7, you said you wanted to talk about the Tooth Fairy and you told me there was no Tooth Fairy. Then when I was 8 you said you wanted to talk about the Easter Bunny, and you told me he was a fake. Then last year, you said you wanted to talk about Santa Claus, and you told me he didn't exist either. "Now you want to talk about sex. If you're gonna tell me men and women don't screw, I've got nothing to live for!" Thank you, thank you. Be sure to tip your waitstaff exuberantly. | |
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RodeoSchro said: So Little Johnny's dad says, "Hey boy. Let's talk about the birds and the bees". Little Johnny instantly breaks down and starts crying his eyes out. "What's wrong?" asks dad.
"Well," says Little Johnny, "when I was 7, you said you wanted to talk about the Tooth Fairy and you told me there was no Tooth Fairy. Then when I was 8 you said you wanted to talk about the Easter Bunny, and you told me he was a fake. Then last year, you said you wanted to talk about Santa Claus, and you told me he didn't exist either. "Now you want to talk about sex. If you're gonna tell me men and women don't screw, I've got nothing to live for!" Thank you, thank you. Be sure to tip your waitstaff exuberantly.  | |
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One4All4Ever said: RodeoSchro said: So Little Johnny's dad says, "Hey boy. Let's talk about the birds and the bees". Little Johnny instantly breaks down and starts crying his eyes out. "What's wrong?" asks dad.
"Well," says Little Johnny, "when I was 7, you said you wanted to talk about the Tooth Fairy and you told me there was no Tooth Fairy. Then when I was 8 you said you wanted to talk about the Easter Bunny, and you told me he was a fake. Then last year, you said you wanted to talk about Santa Claus, and you told me he didn't exist either. "Now you want to talk about sex. If you're gonna tell me men and women don't screw, I've got nothing to live for!" Thank you, thank you. Be sure to tip your waitstaff exuberantly.  | |
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DanceWme said: One4All4Ever said:  my avvie is hawt  | |
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sammij said: i think kids need to know santa doesn't exist
but it makes for a great story to tell'em up until they're about like...7. I think christmas should be a time of year when the homeless should shovel the snow from my walkway and driveway for a warm place and a meal at the shelter.  [Edited 12/10/07 13:56pm] | |
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If kids are able to read, they're pretty much able to figure it out anyway, aren't they?
ah well. That's what happens to parents who lie to their children. They're eventually found out. PS - I still think it's fun and if I had kids, I'd do it too. But I think I like the tooth fairy better. |
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One4All4Ever said: RodeoSchro said: So Little Johnny's dad says, "Hey boy. Let's talk about the birds and the bees". Little Johnny instantly breaks down and starts crying his eyes out. "What's wrong?" asks dad.
"Well," says Little Johnny, "when I was 7, you said you wanted to talk about the Tooth Fairy and you told me there was no Tooth Fairy. Then when I was 8 you said you wanted to talk about the Easter Bunny, and you told me he was a fake. Then last year, you said you wanted to talk about Santa Claus, and you told me he didn't exist either. "Now you want to talk about sex. If you're gonna tell me men and women don't screw, I've got nothing to live for!" Thank you, thank you. Be sure to tip your waitstaff exuberantly. NEUTRAL?!? Little Johnny is pissed! So Little Johnny walks into a whorehouse, dragging a flattened frog on a string. "I want to fuck the whore with the worst case of VD!" he says. The madam tells Little Johnny that boys cannot buy her whores, but Little Johnny whips out $1,000 and says he bets otherwise. The madam takes his money and says she'll hook him up with Sheila, who has every kind of STD imaginable. But first she wants to know why Little Johnny wants to contract a venereal disease. "It's like this," says Little Johnny. "My folks will go out tonight and leave me with the babysitter. I'll fuck her and give her the clap. My dad will take the babysitter home, but he'll fuck her too, and then HE will get the clap. "He'll come home and fuck my mom, and she'll have it. Then tomorrow morning, after my dad goes to work, the milkman will come by and my mom will fuck him, and so he will have the clap. And HE is the SON OF A BITCH that ran over my frog!" | |
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One4All4Ever said: DanceWme said: my avvie is hawt awww | |
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RodeoSchro said: One4All4Ever said: NEUTRAL?!? Little Johnny is pissed! So Little Johnny walks into a whorehouse, dragging a flattened frog on a string. "I want to fuck the whore with the worst case of VD!" he says. The madam tells Little Johnny that boys cannot buy her whores, but Little Johnny whips out $1,000 and says he bets otherwise. The madam takes his money and says she'll hook him up with Sheila, who has every kind of STD imaginable. But first she wants to know why Little Johnny wants to contract a venereal disease. "It's like this," says Little Johnny. "My folks will go out tonight and leave me with the babysitter. I'll fuck her and give her the clap. My dad will take the babysitter home, but he'll fuck her too, and then HE will get the clap. "He'll come home and fuck my mom, and she'll have it. Then tomorrow morning, after my dad goes to work, the milkman will come by and my mom will fuck him, and so he will have the clap. And HE is the SON OF A BITCH that ran over my frog!" | |
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horatio said: sammij said: i think kids need to know santa doesn't exist
but it makes for a great story to tell'em up until they're about like...7. I think christmas should be a time of year when the homeless shovel the snow from my walkway and driveway for a warm place and a meal at the shelter. Did you see the quote from the Iraqi Minister of Information that I posted on P&R? "We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back." From now on, whenever I see the word "shovel" in a sentence, I will pause to remember all those shovels that sacrificed themselves so that I can be free to post bad Little Johnny jokes on prince.org. | |
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All I know is that my 2 and half year old son is absolutely thrilled at the whole idea of santa....he doesn't even really understand what it's all about but I gotta tell you when he sees anything Santa his entire face lights up.
He almost had an aneurysm when he saw him at the mall. I've never seen him this excited about anything...ok, except for maybe the time he saw Thomas the Tank Engine in person. For that, I'm gonna let him believe in it until he asks me if he's real. | |
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RodeoSchro said: One4All4Ever said: NEUTRAL?!? Little Johnny is pissed! So Little Johnny walks into a whorehouse, dragging a flattened frog on a string. "I want to fuck the whore with the worst case of VD!" he says. The madam tells Little Johnny that boys cannot buy her whores, but Little Johnny whips out $1,000 and says he bets otherwise. The madam takes his money and says she'll hook him up with Sheila, who has every kind of STD imaginable. But first she wants to know why Little Johnny wants to contract a venereal disease. "It's like this," says Little Johnny. "My folks will go out tonight and leave me with the babysitter. I'll fuck her and give her the clap. My dad will take the babysitter home, but he'll fuck her too, and then HE will get the clap. "He'll come home and fuck my mom, and she'll have it. Then tomorrow morning, after my dad goes to work, the milkman will come by and my mom will fuck him, and so he will have the clap. And HE is the SON OF A BITCH that ran over my frog!" careful  | |
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JustErin said: All I know is that my 2 and half year old son is absolutely thrilled at the whole idea of santa....he doesn't even really understand what it's all about but I gotta tell you when he sees anything Santa his entire face lights up.
He almost had an aneurysm when he saw him at the mall. I've never seen him this excited about anything...ok, except for maybe the time he saw Thomas the Tank Engine in person. For that, I'm gonna let him believe in it until he asks me if he's real. And when he does ask, if you're not quite ready to let go of Santa, respond with, "You have to believe to receive". That'll probably buy you 2 or 3 more years! | |
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JustErin said: All I know is that my 2 and half year old son is absolutely thrilled at the whole idea of santa....he doesn't even really understand what it's all about but I gotta tell you when he sees anything Santa his entire face lights up.
He almost had an aneurysm when he saw him at the mall. I've never seen him this excited about anything...ok, except for maybe the time he saw Thomas the Tank Engine in person. For that, I'm gonna let him believe in it until he asks me if he's real. I luv Thomas  | |
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One4All4Ever said: RodeoSchro said: NEUTRAL?!? Little Johnny is pissed! So Little Johnny walks into a whorehouse, dragging a flattened frog on a string. "I want to fuck the whore with the worst case of VD!" he says. The madam tells Little Johnny that boys cannot buy her whores, but Little Johnny whips out $1,000 and says he bets otherwise. The madam takes his money and says she'll hook him up with Sheila, who has every kind of STD imaginable. But first she wants to know why Little Johnny wants to contract a venereal disease. "It's like this," says Little Johnny. "My folks will go out tonight and leave me with the babysitter. I'll fuck her and give her the clap. My dad will take the babysitter home, but he'll fuck her too, and then HE will get the clap. "He'll come home and fuck my mom, and she'll have it. Then tomorrow morning, after my dad goes to work, the milkman will come by and my mom will fuck him, and so he will have the clap. And HE is the SON OF A BITCH that ran over my frog!" careful What're you, pro-frog or something? (BTW, I didn't say the milkman ran over TheFrog - just "a" frog, LOL) | |
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One4All4Ever said: JustErin said: All I know is that my 2 and half year old son is absolutely thrilled at the whole idea of santa....he doesn't even really understand what it's all about but I gotta tell you when he sees anything Santa his entire face lights up.
He almost had an aneurysm when he saw him at the mall. I've never seen him this excited about anything...ok, except for maybe the time he saw Thomas the Tank Engine in person. For that, I'm gonna let him believe in it until he asks me if he's real. I luv Thomas  | |
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