Its a fact of life.
How do you deal with someone who puts their kid in your face and tells you how cute it is. But the fact is, its a butt ugly child.

just say the child is cute anyway.

ZombieKitten said:

Oh sure, you can laugh. You made the most gorgeous children south of the equator!

oh my goodness

all babies are beautiful

DanceWme said:

Nuh uh!

hokie1 said:

i know LMAO!

I just tried to sound all nice knowing damn well just last week i went to see my friend's newborn and almost threw up!
That baby looked like an 80 yr old man.

lemme stop. i aint have kids yet

DanceWme said:

DanceWme said:

My second one did too! He was all wrinkly.

hokie1 said:

but see being wrinkly is different. this baby didnt look wrinkly. he just looked like he had a hard knocked life. like somebody chased him out the womb. tired and drained.


ok im done i feel so bad

DanceWme said:

I hope your friend doesn't come here.

hokie1 said:

nah she's at home taking care of her old baby

DanceWme said:

frickin' hilarious.

I usually say something along the lines of, "He/she is very sweet". That doesn't mean looks...but they can think it does.

There are no ugly babies... you all should be ashamed of yourselves...




Okay, maybe a few...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I laugh because there should be a chapter in the manual (that doesn't come with your baby) that warns you that NOBODY on earth thinks your baby is as beautiful as you, the parents, do.

I always used to think the baby on "Full House" was ugly - I even used to call it "The Ugly Baby Show". Once in the supermarket, a cashier said to me "OMG your baby looks EXACTLY like the one on Full House!!"

Mary-Kate and Ashley turned out all right though, sorta.

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

Mary-Kate and Ashley were the ugliest babies I have ever seen. I wonder how they even got on that show...were they looking for ugly babies?

I highly doubt that your babies looked like that.

Just say "Awwwww !"

When you're thinking "Awwww thats such an ugly baby"

DanceWme said:

that baby looks like she's been out drinking all night.

JasmineFire said:

mine did, I swear. when he was born I couldn't think of a cute nickname for him, the best I could do was "my little potato"

JasmineFire said:

OK now this is getting sensitive

ZombieKitten said:

damn!

i'm speechless!

JasmineFire said:

She looks like someone asked her: U want another drink?
And she's like: Can I?

DanceWme said:

damn...speechless again!

This thread reminds me of a time when my family was at my Grandma's house for dinner and she shows us this picture of a baby. It was the baby of some friend of a friend or something, I don't remember.

Anyway, she takes out this picture and we all look at it in silence until someone (I forget who, may have even been my grandma) says, "That baby is hideous." We all breathed a sigh of relief because it was the truth. There was no way around it.

poor ugly baby.

DanceWme said:

If you are this entertaining in bed, I'm gonna have to make that trip to Brooklyn.