List ways to know if you/or someone is ghetto ...
I'll start if off:



- You know you ghetto when you know the number of roaches in your house
- You know you ghetto when you put water in the ketchup when the bottle is low
- You know you ghetto when you drink out of jelly jars.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

ew


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[Edited 10/18/07 22:34pm]

-you know you ghetto when you put hot dogs in your spaghetti
-you know when you ghetto when you know about "fruit drink" not juice
-you know you ghetto when back in the day, you used the old school floor TV as a stand for your new TV
-you know you ghetto when you used vaseline as a skin moisturizer, hair oil, and shoe shiner(that's all purpose for your ass)
-you know you ghetto when you used to eat the homemade burgers with the wonder bread(the best kind of burgers)

- You know you ghetto when you drink red kool-aid
- You know you ghetto when you make kool-aid in one glass for just yo' self.
- You know you ghetto when you ride around on your sisters pink bike.
- You know you ghetto when you lick the bowl yo mama made the cake mix out of.
- You know you ghetto when, instead of wearin' pajama's you sleep in mama's big shirt.

You know u ghetto when you put aluminum foil on your antenna's to get reseption on your T.V.!

KidaDynamite said:

or when your grandmother got a can of grease or lard off to the side of the stove thats used for everything.

Christopher said:

We used to do that!!!

KidaDynamite said:

i remember she used it for everything even eggs.

Christopher said:

I bet u were thinking why does my eggs taste like chicken!?!?!?

KidaDynamite said:

u know u ghetto when the dogs eat the same stuff you eat.

U know u ghetto when u drop food on the floor {in ur own house of course} kiss it up to god and eat it!

KidaDynamite said:

you just did that huh?

KidaDynamite said:

or fish

Christopher said:

NO!

funkpill said:

KidaDynamite said:

princebaby said he seen you.

Christopher said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

U know U Ghetto when you respond to You Know U Ghetto threads!

DexMSR said:

U know u ghetto when ur bar of soap looks like a tic tac and u still usin' it

DanceWme said:

You know your Getto When ( These are not necessarily funny ):

You call your mom "Pam", instead of mom
If you watch court shows all day
If you watch jerry springer
If you always say " I'm keeping it Real"
If you say "nawhatimsayin" every other word
If you have flourescent colors in your hair
If you idolize Keyshia Cole
If you watch Video Music channels all day
When you blame everything on racism
If you're a favorite rapper has "Yung" or "Lil" in their name
when you pronounce tyler perry as "Tyler Purry"
If you have anything metallic on your front teeth other than Braces
If your car costs $500 and you have spinners on it
If you lean out the window of your car as you drive down the street
If you hold your cell phone at arms length and use speaker phone while driving
If your seat is in the reclining position while you drive
If you have rope weaved in with your own hair
If your finger nails have pictures on them
If you don't own car but you spend your entire tax return on a louis vitton bag
If you use those pay day loan places
If you use the term "Baby's Momma" or "Baby Daddy"
If you constantly use the N word
When you are the only one that doens't know you are ghetto

* I know I probably gonna piss some people off

jaimestarr79 said:

I knew this girl who had dollar bills on them

DanceWme said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

I've done all of these

If you name your child and you miss spell their name


Or


You daughter has a name like "Tyquanisha" or anything that is a similar ghetto sounding name.


Not only do you embarrass this child but this kid will never get a job with a name like that. Most employers will throw out the application/ resume immediately after reading the name

* Some of my posts are like those olds school public service annoucements. TMYK ( the more you know)
[Edited 10/19/07 10:16am]

jaimestarr79 said:

When I was teaching at Crenshaw...I had a brother and sister named....COURVOSIER AND HENNESY...NO LIE!!!!

Pitiful!

If all ur towels and shampoo has a hotel's name on it...ur ghetto!

If u think glue and glitter is hair accessories ur ghetto!

DanceWme said:

jess555ja said:

You're so ghetto, jess

DexMSR said: