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PrintableDanceWme said: Imago said: It's important indeed.
I'm going in for my first full physical this year in years! Am I the only person here who thinks Pap Smear would make a great Rapper name? Pap Smear featuring Dj Cervix on the 1's Well, it beats the gameboyz  [Edited 11/14/07 13:31pm] | |
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INSATIABLE said: CarrieMpls said: 
That's just plain unforgivable. THANK YOU. I almost walked out. I cannot believe I let a man whose upper lip looked like a street-sweeper root around in pandora's box like it's a fucking toolbox. It felt like I was being fitted for a Quaker Oats container.  I really liked my last doctor (she was really nice) but my insurance has changed YET AGAIN and I need to find a new one. I HATE finding a doctor. I would walk out on Wilford Brimley too. |
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evenstar said: DanceWme said: u know i asked my GYN that question.
I asked him what made him want to do this and he laughed. His said he was always fascinated with the human body. Im like well u could've been a cardiothoracic surgeon  . He just looked at me and said "im more fascinated with the female body. Now sit back" 
I shut right up and sat back. damn! 
no male doctors for me, ever.  Me neither! I went on Monday to a new doctor - she's great...and the women's healthcare center was really accomodating...they actually gave me a cloth gown and had me have the opening in the BACK (not that paper vest some docs make you put on) and had me put a sheet over me from the waist down. I really felt like I had a lot of privacy. It was a good experience  | |
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CarrieMpls said: INSATIABLE said: THANK YOU. I almost walked out. I cannot believe I let a man whose upper lip looked like a street-sweeper root around in pandora's box like it's a fucking toolbox. It felt like I was being fitted for a Quaker Oats container. I really liked my last doctor (she was really nice) but my insurance has changed YET AGAIN and I need to find a new one. I HATE finding a doctor. I would walk out on Wilford Brimley too. He was more Robert Goulet (RIP) or even Mr. Belvedere. Good luck with a new doc--maybe some co-workers have good references?
But I love me some Wilford. 
Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I have 'Diabetus'. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: It's important indeed.
I'm going in for my first full physical this year in years! Am I the only person here who thinks Pap Smear would make a great Rapper name? Pap Smear featuring Dj Cervix on the 1's | |
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hokie1 said: TheGoldEXp said:  Sorry-I'm kinda shy But you're so rightWell I am too! There is no worse position than to have your crotch in some dude's face (if it's a woman it's much better)! Seriously, why do men do this for a profession? It just really strikes me as strange, but oh well.Crotch in people's faces..... 
I thought this had to do with breats! And no i've never got it done either! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: hokie1 said: Well I am too! There is no worse position than to have your crotch in some dude's face (if it's a woman it's much better)! Seriously, why do men do this for a profession? It just really strikes me as strange, but oh well.Crotch in people's faces.....
I thought this had to do with breats! And no i've never got it done either! Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're a chick and thought pap smears were a breast thing??? Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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DanceWme said: TheGoldEXp said: My thoughts exactly Woman are better Gyns anyway! Sorry to all the guys u know i asked my GYN that question.
I asked him what made him want to do this and he laughed. His said he was always fascinated with the human body. Im like well u could've been a cardiothoracic surgeon . He just looked at me and said "im more fascinated with the female body. Now sit back"
I shut right up and sat back.
What's this doctors name again because i'm turning 21 soon.....  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Volitan said: KidaDynamite said: Crotch in people's faces.....
I thought this had to do with breats! And no i've never got it done either! Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're a chick and thought pap smears were a breast thing??? I never had it done b4!!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I hate 'em. Don't want anybody up in my cat-trap but my man! But, they're a necessary evil. "Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince
A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince | |
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It is uncomfortable as hell, but I make sure I get it done as there is a history of cancer in my family. | |
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Definately don't look forward to them ...but have it done every 2 years | |
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My pap tends to smear alot.
Though we all understand that at his age, it's not his fault, it's still pretty disgustin'. | |
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to my fellow girlie girls who haven't been getting them done...
i was you in my 20's! i had one then wasn't active so didn't go back. what i underestimated in a big way was that cancer waits for no one. if you value your reproductive health and wish to have children... make sure you have regular exams. it's the only way to make sure things are okay. yeah it's an uncomfortable pressure, and the removal of cells is unpleasant. but it only lasts a few minutes and worth it for your health and happiness.  hey nurse
still not used to this new you!  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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I really don't give a shit about them. The actually swabbing they do is uncomfortable & the pushing on your insides/tummy, but it doesn't take long & we all gotta do it so what the hell  & I'm not one of those women only/men only mf's either, just gimme a doctor & get it over with so I can go shopping or something    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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I really don't get that bothered by them. It's for my health. It was a HUGE wake up call once the results came in. Now, it's like a part of a ritual. Breast exam, pap smear. I'm already at high risk for cancer as it is. I can't afford to miss one! Uncomfy, yes...lifesaving though. | |
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It's no big deal to me and I don't care if a male or female doctor does it. | |
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definately not something i would skip doing...its worth it...and not really that bad...personally i have a male dr, and hes been my dr for years..i work with him..and im completely comfortable with him so i dont prefer to go to some woman that doesnt know me....plus after 2 kids and the ob office has 7 drs and you end up seeing them all through your pregnancy..you get used to male drs poking around down there I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
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CalhounSq said: I really don't give a shit about them. The actually swabbing they do is uncomfortable & the pushing on your insides/tummy, but it doesn't take long & we all gotta do it so what the hell
& I'm not one of those women only/men only mf's either, just gimme a doctor & get it over with so I can go shopping or something You do the bananadance after?
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evenstar said: sammij said: ive been told because im not sexually active i dont need one and if i dont need to be poked and prodded i'm not going to do it. you're supposed to go every year regardless after you turn 21.  Only if you're having sex | |
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I don't need to get them, but I do every year. Uncomfortable, but I still get it done. I had a female GYN for 10 years and she was the most horrible doctor. The thought of her makes me want to choke someone. I am now seeing a male doctor who looks like he is in his 70's or 80's. He's a good old school doctor that is very thorough and is a gyn only, no ob. Love him | |
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sammij said: never had one
 GET ONE young lady.... So many woman your age and beyond have benefited unbelievably! | |
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hate them. | |
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I used to hate pap smears until I had to have a transvaginal ultrasound. It felt like I was being fucked with a billy club. Since then, the paps are a piece of  .Shake it til ya make it  | |
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MoniGram said: sammij said: ive been told because im not sexually active i dont need one and if i dont need to be poked and prodded i'm not going to do it. Really? I always thought one should get one to make sure of cancer etc... Same here. I always thought that it didn't matter if you were sexually active or not, you should still get one. I'm not sexually active and I still get it done every year.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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emm said: to my fellow girlie girls who haven't been getting them done...
i was you in my 20's! i had one then wasn't active so didn't go back. what i underestimated in a big way was that cancer waits for no one. if you value your reproductive health and wish to have children... make sure you have regular exams. it's the only way to make sure things are okay. yeah it's an uncomfortable pressure, and the removal of cells is unpleasant. but it only lasts a few minutes and worth it for your health and happiness. hey nurse
still not used to this new you! Very well said. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Janfriend said: evenstar said: you're supposed to go every year regardless after you turn 21. Only if you're having sex no, you're supposed to get one whether or not you're sexually active. | |
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evenstar said: sammij said: ive been told because im not sexually active i dont need one and if i dont need to be poked and prodded i'm not going to do it. you're supposed to go every year regardless after you turn 21. That was my understanding of it too. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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DanceWme said: TheGoldEXp said: My thoughts exactly Woman are better Gyns anyway! Sorry to all the guys u know i asked my GYN that question.
I asked him what made him want to do this and he laughed. His said he was always fascinated with the human body. Im like well u could've been a cardiothoracic surgeon . He just looked at me and said "im more fascinated with the female body. Now sit back"
I shut right up and sat back. He sounds like a pervert! I think I would have walked out if a doctor said that to me.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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