Free health care
Free college
No Military
No CIA
No FBI
Limited policing
Free speech
legal bud
Nude beaches
Pentagon used as a homeless shelter..lol
Clean environment
Smiley faces on all tombstones
Open borders--slight limits
Ban Religion..lol

Close borders almost completely - however with valid documentation you can come in.

Free health care to all.

Build homes for the homeless/find jobs for the homeless.

Legalize hish hash...hell I would sell it from the oval office and the white house gift shops.

Give Prince a national holiday.

Cut the millitary in half if not more.

Fix the environment

man what a fantasy world you live in ...


Do you really think President = GOD ????

most of the things you say are impossible, no President could do them if he wanted to ...

FIX the environment - OH Sure just wave that magic wand of yours Mr President.....

No Military - No CIA - No FBI - This I would love to see, USA would be totally obliterated in a week.... if not less..

Free speech - LOL dont you shove this RIGHT of yours in our face every day - dont you already have it ?

Close borders almost completely - THAT I LIKE - keep all you Americans where you belong....

Oh yeah I wish you become President.... say bye bye to your little country

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[This message was edited Mon Oct 14 16:33:56 PDT 2002 by FunkyStrange]

Legalize weed...duh! Everyone thinks weed is safe except for Uncle Sam and Pat Robertson...duh!!!

2freaky4church1 said:

Move to Canada... you will be half-way there!

:LOL:

Paint the White House purple.

Doves,
Mel!ssa

get a blow job in the oval office, of course.

Close borders almost completely - THAT I LIKE - keep all you Americans where you belong...



You love us Americans and you know it...

i cant agree more with u "beautiful girl"

I would bitch slap Dick Cheney.

FunkyStrange said:

Oh Lord. This thread is supposed to be fun, it's a fantasy deal.

How much entertainment would it provide if we all said, "Well, I would pass Bill #9824579847529, but not pass Bill #32084720394" and so forth.

Get a sense of humor, dude.

As for me, I would change the national anthem to "America" by P.

2the9s said:

rotflmao

FunkyStrange said:

Ok by the way thanks FUN POLICE for destroying all our fun.

Make the The True History of America mandatory for elementary school graduation.

Hide all my Prince cds & videos purchased with taxpayers money in the Pentagon budget.

Mandate a women president from here til the end of time.

Wear a bullet-proof vest and stay in am armored car cause America still ain't ready for a black president.

well

the reason this thread IS so funny

is that most of you ARE serious !

LOL !

you actually think half these things are even possible...

now that IS funny !

Exile W.

Free health care

Free higher education

Keep the military just as it is (ya'll trippin')

Assist Africa in her fight against HIV/AIDS

Manadate that American History be rewritten so that it represents the "TRUTH" and not just patriotic bullshit

Make the words "Baby Momma" and "Baby Daddy" illegal

Volunteerism is required by law for at least 2-3 years of your life...in a shelter, school, etc.

Make it that there is no such thing as "white collar crime" (crime is a crime is a crime) and that powder cocaine has the same jail time as rock cocaine (crack)
[This message was edited Tue Oct 15 3:57:08 PDT 2002 by Rhondab]

Paint the white house "Bone"..I love that color...it's fantabulous.

If I were President, I'd seriously consider doing something good with all that power and responsibilty.
Then I'd get one of those huge Cuban cigars that ordinary Joes can't get and then call one of those lovely,petit, young interns into my office.

Mr. Dewmass
Governor of Arkansas.

- Ha ve a full inquiry on how the duck I became president.
- Get three really handsome decorators (and their beefy assistants) absolutely revolutionze the White House.
- Transfer a big chunk of the military/security budget to social, economic and health expenses.
- National Health Care
- Reform electoral legislation to cut legislators from the real "special interest groups" : big corporations.
- Reform the justice system, especially in regards to drug offences and petty theft. Kill any three-strikes legislation.
- Extra-strength gun control.
- Better pay for nurses, therapists, teachers and daycare workers. Enough of that emphasis on positions in management, finance nad high technology already...
- More money for educational tv programming, financed by taxing the networks (the rate would go up with the trash quotient of their programming).
- Tax relief for anyone who leaves their car at home and uses public transit or car pooling.
- Tax relief for non-smokers.
- Early childhood education, especially for disadvantaged kids.

- Reform the justice system, especially in regards to drug offences and petty theft. Kill any three-strikes legislation





AMEN!!!

Make long distance phone calls

Fuck the first lady

Not re-enact my family problems/patterns/history with dangerous nut cases belonging to other countries!

Therapy said:

Nevermind all this dr feelgood for the world stuff...Would someone please lift that friggin Cuban embargo so we can get some Cuban cigars??!

Savannah said:

Mrs.Bush turns you on???

try my damndest 2 make peace in the world--no war needed!

demote george w. 2 white house janitor

2freaky would be vice-president...

...and i'd make p the white house pet.

...joking.