OMG, Just when I thought reality tv couldn't get any better.....

Between this trash and I LOVE New York II my hearts a flutter with glee!!!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Hey, I actually like her....."A LOT!!!" But, these so-called "REALITY T.V. SHOWS" have got to go.....like, "NOW!!!"

TotalANXiousNESS said:

So, what's your new job, Dani?

..not a fan of Tila Tequila BTW...and I lost interest in New York 2 seasons ago.

I heard she got fired. But I heard it on Perez Hilton, so who really knows.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Well 2 days a week I watch this little boy.

I have two houses and a barber shop that I clean.

And I make desserts for this deli that our neighbors daughter opened.

I basically do every odd and end that other people can't be bothered with.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Sounds like a plan! anything that brings home honest money is a good job indeed.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I can't stand Tila and her voice for some reason annoys me but I still watch I love New York

Why does everyone hate Tila?????

I can't believe she let mohawk-ey thingie dude go.

What an IDIOT!

hey Dani...

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I don't know you and whatever ... but this week I actually thought "Where has TotalAnx gone" ... strange stuff


And I don't have a friggin idea what you're talking about I'm blessed

FarrahMoan said:

Maybe I'm not "the norm." I'm not "camera friendly." I don't "wear clothes that fit me." I'm not a "heartbreaker." I haven't "had sex with a woman;" I don't know "how that works." I guess I don't "fall in line." I'm not "hygenic." I don't "wipe properly." I lack "style." I have no "charisma" or "self esteem." I don't "own a toothbrush" or "let my scabs heal." I can't "reach all the parts of my body." When I sleep, I "sweat profusely." But I guess the "powers that be" will keep signing my paycheck until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school".....

INSATIABLE said:

INSATIABLE said:

FarrahMoan said:

"That's right, Bennett Brauer back with another commentary. Thought you've seen the last of ol' Bennett, perhaps. Thougtht the network bigwigs would have sent Bennett and his negative "view rating" on a slow boat to shanghai.

Well, maybe I don't "look the part". I'm not "felt". I don't "look comfortable on camera". I'm not "gabby". I don't "understand what'd going on in the news". I'm not "likable". I don't "get along with people". When I go to work, I don't "make eye contact". I guess I don't "fit the mold". I don't "wear the latest clothes" or even ones that don't "reek". I don't "change my underwear". I'm not "buff". I don't have "firm breasts". I don't "exercise". And when I do sweat, I don't "shower". I'm not "spick and span". I don't "clean the area between my crotch and legs".

But, for the time being, I guess the network "enforcers" are opting for my approach, until Joe Consumer tells them he'd rather get his 2 cents from commentators who don't "make babies cry" and don't "drink maple syrup straight from the bottle," and don't "leave old dried up deodorant cakes under their arms for weeks at a time..."

INSATIABLE said:

omg!

i think i love you

jess555ja said:

I knew you would be the first to laugh at that.....hater!!!

FarrahMoan said:

I'm not hating. I just thought that post was funny.

evenstar said:

Oh, now you, too? You guys are bold. I'm searching for some wit but I can't find it. Damn a comeback on you suckas! Always hatin' on this finesse!

@ Insatiable.

One4all4ever, you have class

I have yet to see this show but my friend was telling me how much she loves that show...then right after telling me that she told me she was gay.

jess555ja said:

Once again, sucka! I'm not taking anything seriously. Jess555Jar-Jar Binks, why do you flaunt your Tylenols in my face like a legal narc? You know I have a sense of humor. So you should take a pill and.....ahhh fugetabotit!!!! You need a hug or something, girl!

JustErin said:

OMG!

I'm turning gay too.

Except, like I said, I will NOT do cunninglingless or whatever, AND the girl has to look like a stripper. Or I'm out.

FarrahMoan said:

Last one, I promise.



Well, maybe I'm not a "G.Q. model" or a "hunk". Maybe I'm not "handsome" or even "presentable". I'm not "pleasing to the eye". Maybe I'm not "witty". I have no "charm" or "appeal". I'm not "smart" or even "the average". I don't "pee in the potty". I'm not "clean". I don't "smell good". I'm not "polished" or "prepared". I have nothing "interesting to say". I guess I don't "play the game". When I eat, I don't "use silverware" or "wipe my face". I don't "wash afterwards" or even the "next day". So I guess I just don't "fit the mold", and if that 's the case, I'll just step back and I'm sure John and Jane Doe can go back to enjoying the endless parade of commentators who don't "make people queasy". Thanks, that's all for now, Kevin.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

duuuh, you're an orger, no one's completely straight here.

FarrahMoan said:

Whatever

I like A Shot at Love but why hasn't she kicked off the Italian guy?

evenstar said:

OMG!

Lets make out.

INSATIABLE said:

Damn! You know what? That was actually kind of funny. You got me. The jokes on me. I'm a regular old Tommy Davidson, this side of In Living Color. Someone show some love or sumthin'. Always jaggin' me! I see you've got Chris Hardy-Har-Har-Lee on your picture! Nice touch. I miss the guy.

What is going on with Farrahmoan and insatiable????


Anyways.


I wouldn't kick off the italian.

I like him.

TotalANXiousNESS said: