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A Teacher Trying To Teach Good Manners Asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" "I would say I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little David, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted. 
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I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine...
That sounds like a lot more than peeing...  | |
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Byron said: I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine...
That sounds like a lot more than peeing... ahhhh..a joke stealer eh??!! 
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lol being a girl growing up with only sisters
the whole squeeze shake thing makes me laugh 
 hey funky She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: lol being a girl growing up with only sisters
the whole squeeze shake thing makes me laugh
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