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PrintableMIGUELGOMEZ said: IAintTheOne said: what these ignorant ass phobes have to understand that there is no such thing as "Gay recruitment" and that not all gay men are after them or want them, trust me, you're safe. Thank you! The voice of fucking reason!!! 
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rimmer said: JDInteractive said: I'm sorry I'm not gay.
 I'm sorry that every other fucker on here is!!! 
Only joshing. u can all be gay if you want to. Just not near my arse please! You know you'd like it..I mean with the name "rimmer" and all.  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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I am pretty sure the first guy I ever fooled around with(I was 13) ended up straight. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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HamsterHuey said: JDInteractive said: Are you sorry too? I understand you're sorry you're not gay. Most gay people get alot of sex. Some. Not Most. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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HamsterHuey said: JDInteractive said: So?... Oh wait. No. Yes. What are you doing on this thread. He said PLEASE. I am shocked at the amount of "straight" folk who click on threads clearly intended for the gays.Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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rimmer said: HamsterHuey said: So it was mutual, how sweet. You know if push comes to shove i think i could cope with a quick wank if i closed my eyes and it was very dark. The going price for a handjob from a pro around here is £10. so if all you gayboyz are giving it out for free I might just try it.
I have been to a gay bar in Colchester called the Pink Panther. It was Martin's birthday and like a fool i said to him "You pick where you want to go Martin. We dont care if its full of benders" and the little prick took me a bit too literally!!! I was expecting him to sort us out VIP passes for China Whites where his haidresser mates all go on a weekday. The Pink Pa\nther was definitely not China Whites!!! I have no problem with gay people so long as they dont flaunt it in my face by kissing or dancing to Kylie. it was like sodom and gomorrah with a smoke machine. I wanted a shit all night but didn't dare go to the bogs. i could have been gang raped had i not kept my back to the wall all night.  For the first part I suggest contacting =http://www.amateurstragh...hese guys For the second part don't know what to tell you except maybe a gay gang rape is what you need to loosen you up a little bit.  I mean you were at a gay bar where kissing and being oneself is allowed. Another thing, I've been out to the gay bars for about 20 years now and I have never seen a gang rape anywhere.Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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rimmer said: scififilmnerd said: I kind of feel sad that I didn't get to live out the "straight man sex" fantasy with any of them, but only kind of.
 This is my "straight man sex" fantasy!!! 
 You do know that that's a man right? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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CarrieLee said: ....it turns out I didn't do him much good. Oh well.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Anxiety said: i've never messed with straight people booty because that kind of ambiguity gets on my nerves, and then if you DO figure out all their passive-agressive crazy-ass signals and whatnot and end up having a roll in the hay with them, you have to deal with their sexually conflicted bullshit afterwards. really, life is too short and there are too many hot homos who are gayer than paul lynde sitting on a unicorn playing tambourine, so why do i need a side order of neurotic? forget about it.
 Seriously One time I hooked up with a guy who said he was straight and all that mess but had to wear 3 condoms because he was so freaked out about HIV  first of all, I'm not positive, second of all you can get HIV from your girlfriend if she had it!  And third of all, condoms are more likely to break if you wear more than one. I always cringe when I hear about people doing that when they feel like they're in a high-risk situation. 
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superspaceboy said: rimmer said: You know if push comes to shove i think i could cope with a quick wank if i closed my eyes and it was very dark. The going price for a handjob from a pro around here is £10. so if all you gayboyz are giving it out for free I might just try it.
I have been to a gay bar in Colchester called the Pink Panther. It was Martin's birthday and like a fool i said to him "You pick where you want to go Martin. We dont care if its full of benders" and the little prick took me a bit too literally!!! I was expecting him to sort us out VIP passes for China Whites where his haidresser mates all go on a weekday. The Pink Pa\nther was definitely not China Whites!!! I have no problem with gay people so long as they dont flaunt it in my face by kissing or dancing to Kylie. it was like sodom and gomorrah with a smoke machine. I wanted a shit all night but didn't dare go to the bogs. i could have been gang raped had i not kept my back to the wall all night. For the first part I suggest contacting =http://www.amateurstragh...hese guys For the second part don't know what to tell you except maybe a gay gang rape is what you need to loosen you up a little bit. I mean you were at a gay bar where kissing and being oneself is allowed. Another thing, I've been out to the gay bars for about 20 years now and I have never seen a gang rape anywhere.Or ones who initiated men to rape them themselves...u can only rape the willing Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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I grew up crushin' on this guy that played on my sports teams almost since birth. He and I are both Jocks and played basketball together in high school. I knew I was gay but wasn't sure about him. On our senior year, I noticed he would follow me around the loker room. and one day after practice, I was taken a shower and he came into the shower where i was and begin to shower on the shower head behind me. I glanced back and noticed he was very neer me. I was like wow. When i was finished I turned my shower head off and turned around and he was in my face looking at me with a hard on. I went into the loker room and he followed. he came to the loker next to me and just stood there.I looked over at him and he grabed my ass and started kissin me. At this point I'm like wooooow. We heard someone comin to the door so we stopped. That summer we played on the same AAU Basketball leage team togeather and we went to las Vegas. me and him shared a room. I lost my virginity. nuff said!!!! Now he's married with two kids. And Im still alone.  | |
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sheilafan said: I grew up crushin' on this guy that played on my sports teams almost since birth. He and I are both Jocks and played basketball together in high school. I knew I was gay but wasn't sure about him. On our senior year, I noticed he would follow me around the loker room. and one day after practice, I was taken a shower and he came into the shower where i was and begin to shower on the shower head behind me. I glanced back and noticed he was very neer me. I was like wow. When i was finished I turned my shower head off and turned around and he was in my face looking at me with a hard on. I went into the loker room and he followed. he came to the loker next to me and just stood there.I looked over at him and he grabed my ass and started kissin me. At this point I'm like wooooow. We heard someone comin to the door so we stopped. That summer we played on the same AAU Basketball leage team togeather and we went to las Vegas. me and him shared a room. I lost my virginity. nuff said!!!! Now he's married with two kids. And Im still alone.
Lawd.....chile u aint said nohtin but a word! I know how it is. And you know what? That sound hot hot hot. Was he big and muscular? Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: sheilafan said: I grew up crushin' on this guy that played on my sports teams almost since birth. He and I are both Jocks and played basketball together in high school. I knew I was gay but wasn't sure about him. On our senior year, I noticed he would follow me around the loker room. and one day after practice, I was taken a shower and he came into the shower where i was and begin to shower on the shower head behind me. I glanced back and noticed he was very neer me. I was like wow. When i was finished I turned my shower head off and turned around and he was in my face looking at me with a hard on. I went into the loker room and he followed. he came to the loker next to me and just stood there.I looked over at him and he grabed my ass and started kissin me. At this point I'm like wooooow. We heard someone comin to the door so we stopped. That summer we played on the same AAU Basketball leage team togeather and we went to las Vegas. me and him shared a room. I lost my virginity. nuff said!!!! Now he's married with two kids. And Im still alone.
Lawd.....chile u aint said nohtin but a word! I know how it is. And you know what? That sound hot hot hot. Was he big and muscular? Yeas he was. me and him had enough muscules for all of vegas.lol our team mates were wondering why we were spending so much time in our room. We told them that we were tired from the games lol (in my mind i said "yeah the freak games we play at night) | |
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sheilafan said: I grew up crushin' on this guy that played on my sports teams almost since birth. He and I are both Jocks and played basketball together in high school. I knew I was gay but wasn't sure about him. On our senior year, I noticed he would follow me around the loker room. and one day after practice, I was taken a shower and he came into the shower where i was and begin to shower on the shower head behind me. I glanced back and noticed he was very neer me. I was like wow. When i was finished I turned my shower head off and turned around and he was in my face looking at me with a hard on. I went into the loker room and he followed. he came to the loker next to me and just stood there.I looked over at him and he grabed my ass and started kissin me. At this point I'm like wooooow. We heard someone comin to the door so we stopped. That summer we played on the same AAU Basketball leage team togeather and we went to las Vegas. me and him shared a room. I lost my virginity. nuff said!!!! Now he's married with two kids. And Im still alone.
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rimmer said: JDInteractive said: I'm sorry I'm not gay.
I'm sorry that every other fucker on here is!!!
Only joshing. u can all be gay if you want to. Just not near my arse please! You really are a priceless cunt aren't you? | |
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rimmer said: scififilmnerd said: I kind of feel sad that I didn't get to live out the "straight man sex" fantasy with any of them, but only kind of.
This is my "straight man sex" fantasy!!!
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slaphead said: rimmer said: This is my "straight man sex" fantasy!!!
...And Fantasy it shall remain. Man IF I was a woman. Oh my god..women are so different than guys. They don't see guys like we do. They have so so so much options to choose all types of fine dudes, then they get pregnant by some bum just watch Maury.Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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sheilafan said: I grew up crushin' on this guy that played on my sports teams almost since birth. He and I are both Jocks and played basketball together in high school. I knew I was gay but wasn't sure about him. On our senior year, I noticed he would follow me around the loker room. and one day after practice, I was taken a shower and he came into the shower where i was and begin to shower on the shower head behind me. I glanced back and noticed he was very neer me. I was like wow. When i was finished I turned my shower head off and turned around and he was in my face looking at me with a hard on. I went into the loker room and he followed. he came to the loker next to me and just stood there.I looked over at him and he grabed my ass and started kissin me. At this point I'm like wooooow. We heard someone comin to the door so we stopped. That summer we played on the same AAU Basketball leage team togeather and we went to las Vegas. me and him shared a room. I lost my virginity. nuff said!!!! Now he's married with two kids. And Im still alone.
What a wonderful story!!!  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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 The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said:
Whap!!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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superspaceboy said: You do know that that's a man right?
A woe-man. | |
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rimmer said: superspaceboy said: You do know that that's a man right?
A woe-man.  Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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KidaDynamite said: DexMSR said:
Whap!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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