LittleBLUECorvette said:

and your parents are right behind you with pillowcases.....
Or, trick or treating, while pregnant, for your future child.....

If a thermometer were ever broken, you played with the mercury.....

When out of ketchup, you used Mecuricrome instead, because it was red....only once, though.....

Your friend in the neighborhood says....."I heard you got beat last night" (for not coming home on time, by your mom)

funkpill said:

Where's Threadcula?

You know you ghetto when you got your own "hustleman"

I remember going to a WWE show and the movies and my mom brought food from home because she wasn't gonna spend money on the food they had there.

I was eating a sandwich, some macaroni and cheese and some koolaid at the arena

bboy87 said:

i do that now when i take my kids places sometimes my dad used to sneak hamburgers and pop into the movies

heybaby said:

I bring the kids cloth library bag full of lollies from aldi

bboy87 said:

are you still putting batteries in the fridge?

ZombieKitten said:

aldis stuff at movies and 'events' is just too expensive to be buying three at a time

bboy87 said:

Damn, you gotta be ghetto to eat kool-aid. Used to eat it when I was a kid.


-You know you ghetto when you cook eggs in the microwave
-You know you ghetto when you iron yo' money
-You know you ghetto if you ever had a grilled cheese sandwich that wasn't grilled (ie, toaster, microwave or the trusty old iron )

lilgish said:

hell nah! but I'm still taking food to the movies

I went to the movies with my friends and was eating a beef burrito, some chips, and a slurpee

xplnyrslf said:

I used to tease my friends Tammy and Olga, by saying just that to them

paintedlady said:

Didn't need to hear anything. It was right there in the front yard, for god and everyone to see!
These days CPS would be called.....
It wasn't serious, just a bunch of slaps.....it looked worse, than it was!

You know you're ghetto, when you spend all day at the movies, and only paid for one.....

xplnyrslf said:

DanceWme said:

co-

If u buy bootleg dvds and then take them back cuz they messed up or dont work



I mean come on

xplnyrslf said:

That's ghetto AND smart

bboy87 said:

I second this....

-You know you ghetto if your family reunion is just a get together at big mama house (no activities or nothin' just yo uncles and aunts playin' dominoes)

Christopher said:

OMG. We still do that, BUT ONLY bacon grease!

Christopher said:

How abou when there was no butter and my mother used to spread it on taost with a sprinkle of salt? (yes my mother did that)

Lovesexy82 said:

OMG I do that now

heybaby said:

and I just realsied that half the stuff in here went on when I was a kid right in our house
We also used to eat rice with milk and sugar when there was no other food, we had things like Jello (jelly in australia0 crystal sanwiches and hot fry sandwiches with butter
My mother also used to have bills in our names and when we didnt have electricity cause she hadnt had enough money to pay the bill we would run an extension cord from out neighbours house to ours
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bboy87 said:

Word! I mean... er.. um...

you know u ghetto if u have a sheet up in ur bathroom instead of a shower curtain!

chillichocaholic said:

i never did that....it sounds a bit rich... !

U know u ghetto if u have sheets or blankets up at the window instead of curtains
U know U ghetto if the neighbourhood dogs are scared of ure cat
U know u ghetto if u had sugar sammiches for breakfast
U know u ghetto if ure car has three different coloured doors and none of them are from the same type of car and ure hood is held down with duct tape and wire

U know u ghetto if ure BBQ girll is two walls of bricks(No mortar) and an old metal grill balanced on top

you know you ghetto when you subscribe to magazines and check "bill me later"