- You know you ghetto if you walk up and down the street barefoot.
- You know you ghetto if yo' granma always screaming "shut that damn screen door" every 15 minutes. - You know you ghetto if you see yo' momma everyday, yet don't live with her, you live with yo aunt or grandma. - You know you ghetto if you got a brotha in the neighborhood always lookin' to wash somebody car. - You know you ghetto if yo family have get togethers every Saturday at, mama nem' house. - You know you ghetto if the main entertainment at the annual family reunion is the card and domino games played buy 47 year and older 'folk. [Edited 10/22/07 21:23pm] PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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you know your ghetto if you spend more money every month getting your nails done than what it costs to pay your rent
you know your ghetto when your surprised when siblings look alike and think they are twins you know your ghetto when you "recycle" your hair weave 'cause you can't get it done at the salon you know your ghetto when you have a tv in every room but don't have cable and your really ghetto if you've ever had cable tv illegally | |
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LittleBLUECorvette said: - You know you ghetto if you walk up and down the street barefoot.
- You know you ghetto if yon, granma always screaming "shut that damn screen door" every 15 minutes. - You know you ghetto if you see yo' momma everyday, yet don't live with her, you live with yo aunt or grandma. - You know you ghetto if you got a brotha in the neighborhood always lookin' to wash somebody car. - You know you ghetto if yo family have get togethers every Saturday at, mama nem' house. - You know you ghetto if the main entertainment at the annual family reunion is the card and dice games played buy 47 year and older 'folk. or in house shoes | |
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Classic Thread!
1. If you're wearing a shower cap, and you're not in the shower, you ghetto! 2. If your idea of going out, is standing front of your apartment or house, you ghetto. 3. If you have book shelves with no books on them, you ghetto! 4. If you pass some insignificant item lying in the street and then return a few seconds later to find it gone, you in the ghetto, if you took it really quickly so no one would see you, you ghetto! 5. If the loudness of you car speakers was a consideration in buying your car, you ghetto! 6. If you have a 300 dollar ipod, and no computer, you ghetto! 7. If Maury Povich paid for your paternity test, you ghetto!. 8. If you go to the Chinese restaurant to buy Fried chicken and French fries, you ghetto! and btw it's Shrimp, not Shrimps! 9. If the only show you know on PBS is Sesame Street, you ghetto! 10. If you know the plot to Trapped in the Closet, you ghetto! [Edited 10/22/07 21:56pm] | |
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funkpill said: DanceWme said: my mother did that when i was younger. AND i know we ghetto cuz she dried them on the oven door. burnt my mothafuckin church socks one time. If ur music collection consist of cassette tapes of songs u recorded off the radio...U ARE GHETTO!! Damn!! Guilty!!! Back in the day with those Walgreens Tonemaster tapes Lawd Jesus, we all must be from the same ghetto! I was the tonemaster king!!! The problem is those tapes always got jammed in your walkman, and you would have to repair them with your pencil [Edited 10/22/07 21:54pm] | |
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bboy87 said: you know you ghetto when you put batteries in the freezer
and then you complain about them when they die with the quickness! | |
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You guys "ain't" go no more? | |
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DexMSR said: jaimestarr79 said: If you name your child and you miss spell their name
Or You daughter has a name like "Tyquanisha" or anything that is a similar ghetto sounding name. Not only do you embarrass this child but this kid will never get a job with a name like that. Most employers will throw out the application/ resume immediately after reading the name * Some of my posts are like those olds school public service annoucements. TMYK ( the more you know) [Edited 10/19/07 10:16am] When I was teaching at Crenshaw...I had a brother and sister named....COURVOSIER AND HENNESY...NO LIE!!!! Pitiful! there was a set of twins in New Orleans who were named... Lemonjella and Orangella.....say it slowly...break it down..... ...and I had an ex who SWEARS that she named her daughter after me....JOR-danique (my name is JOR-ge....) she wasn't all there all the time... thats ghetto for your ass.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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lilgish said: You guys "ain't" go no more?
If u've never seen grass ur ghetto | |
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lilgish said: funkpill said: Damn!! Guilty!!! Back in the day with those Walgreens Tonemaster tapes Lawd Jesus, we all must be from the same ghetto! I was the tonemaster king!!! The problem is those tapes always got jammed in your walkman, and you would have to repair them with your pencil [Edited 10/22/07 21:54pm] OMG!!! Yes we are!! I used to tape the Saturday Night club mix and the Sunday morning Jazz show..... ....but if you ever took your cassettes apart and used tiny pieces of scotch tape to fix them shits when they popped, then you sir are ghetto!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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reneGade20 said: lilgish said: Lawd Jesus, we all must be from the same ghetto! I was the tonemaster king!!! The problem is those tapes always got jammed in your walkman, and you would have to repair them with your pencil [Edited 10/22/07 21:54pm] OMG!!! Yes we are!! I used to tape the Saturday Night club mix and the Sunday morning Jazz show..... ....but if you ever took your cassettes apart and used tiny pieces of scotch tape to fix them shits when they popped, then you sir are ghetto!! my uncle taught me how to do that | |
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DanceWme said: reneGade20 said: OMG!!! Yes we are!! I used to tape the Saturday Night club mix and the Sunday morning Jazz show..... ....but if you ever took your cassettes apart and used tiny pieces of scotch tape to fix them shits when they popped, then you sir are ghetto!! my uncle taught me how to do that We used to put pieces of scotch tape on videos too, if they got stuck in the VCR. I saved many a videotape in my day! I want to add: You know you ghetto if you used windex or rubbing alcohol to get your CDs to play if they were scratched (this actually works!!) You know you ghetto when you use seasoning salt on EVERYTHING you cook You know you ghetto when somebody asked for some food and you give them S-O-M-E. Example: "Kristi can I get some of your chips?" (Kristi counts out four pieces) "Here. "S-O-M-E. Don't ask for no more. You know you ghetto when you got an aunt or uncle who always says: "You ain't knowin nothin bout that there." [Edited 10/23/07 9:58am] [Edited 10/23/07 13:59pm] | |
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Lovesexy82 said: DanceWme said: my uncle taught me how to do that We used to put pieces of scotch tape on videos too, if they got stuck in the VCR. I saved many a videotape in my tape in my day! I want to add: You know you ghetto if you used windex or rubbing alcohol to get your CDs to play if they were scratched (this actually works!!) You know you ghetto when you use seasoning salt on EVERYTHING you cook You know you ghetto when somebody asked for some food and you give them S-O-M-E. Example: "Kristi can I get some of your chips?" (Kristi counts out four pieces) "Here. "S-O-M-E. Don't ask for no more. You know you ghetto when you got an aunt or uncle who always says: "You ain't knowin nothin bout that there." [Edited 10/23/07 9:58am] NO COBBS!! | |
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paintedlady said: you know your ghetto if you spend more money every month getting your nails done than what it costs to pay your rent
you know your ghetto when your surprised when siblings look alike and think they are twins you know your ghetto when you "recycle" your hair weave 'cause you can't get it done at the salon you know your ghetto when you have a tv in every room but don't have cable and your really ghetto if you've ever had cable tv illegally Were you peeking in my window? Hey, there are some perfectly good shows on network TV! | |
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You know you ghetto when you put cheese on 'pok chops. PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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LittleBLUECorvette said: You know you ghetto when you put cheese on 'pok chops.
Now this takes it to a whole new level of ghetto. | |
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Lovesexy82 said: You know you ghetto if you put hot sauce on your plain Lays
You eat Ramen Noodles uncooked, straight out the package, with the seasoning Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Lovesexy82 said: You know you ghetto if you put hot sauce on your plain Lays
You eat Ramen Noodles uncooked, straight out the package, with the seasoning Don't be ashamed. Embrace the ghettoness. | |
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x 999. This whole thread is awful, and I fit right the fuck in.
Fauxie said: There are 10 shampoo and shower gel bottles in the bathroom and all have had water put in them and been shaken up at least 5 times yet they're still there
That used to totally be my bathroom. Knocking empty bottles all over the place with my knees in the shower, unwilling to throw them out because it means we didn't have shit other than Suave 99cent shampoo! Your whole bathroom is your shower and you throw water over yourself with a bucket
Is this ya'll? That's fascinating, honestly. I could do that, no problem. Moisten, scrub, throw. You take wood from the structure of your house to sell or make yourself a bed
Scary. When your fridge stops working you leave it where it is but rip the door off and turn it into storage space for plates and dishes
This is where my boss asked me if everything was okay. FUCK! You use mayonnaise instead of cheese on pizza
Your mother trips and falls walking in the street and her first thought is not to sue, or to see if she's cut herself, but to inspect her poor workmanship
Fucking awful. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Fauxie said: There are 10 shampoo and shower gel bottles in the bathroom and all have had water put in them and been shaken up at least 5 times yet they're still there
I missed that one. So True. | |
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Furniture made of milk crates/cinder blocks? maybe that's more "you know you're in college when..." [Edited 10/23/07 16:29pm] My Legacy
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INSATIABLE said: x 999. This whole thread is awful, and I fit right the fuck in.
Fauxie said: There are 10 shampoo and shower gel bottles in the bathroom and all have had water put in them and been shaken up at least 5 times yet they're still there
That used to totally be my bathroom. Knocking empty bottles all over the place with my knees in the shower, unwilling to throw them out because it means we didn't have shit other than Suave 99cent shampoo! Your mother trips and falls walking in the street and her first thought is not to sue, or to see if she's cut herself, but to inspect her poor workmanship
Fucking awful. I'd say nearly three-quarters of those ones I wrote apply to us, and the others are just things I've seen. Yep, we shower with a tap, a stone tub of water and a bucket. Thais know how to do ghetto. I guess planting flowers out in the front yard in old paint pots is kinda ghetto too. | |
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LittleBLUECorvette said: You know you ghetto when you put cheese on 'pok chops.
ew I use hot sauce | |
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Man This is without a doubt the funniest thread I've ever read on the org, My wife thinks i'm crazy for laughing at the computer monitor. | |
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You know you ghetto if you've ever said "you know you ghetto" outside the context of this thread. | |
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You know your ghetto when as a child on schooldays your butt was never in the house before 10pm
You know your ghetto when you and about 10 kids in your neighborhood careened down the hill(onto a busy intersection) on your street in a shopping cart for fun....and yes my little stoopid behind was on of the kids sitting in the basket. You are ghetto of you ever partook in any kissing or humping games with all the other neighborhood kids....like 7 min. in heaven You are ghetto if you smoked weed before the age of 13 and know that roaches are not just bugs (I stopped smoking weed when I turned 11...dayumm!) You are ghetto if your mom grew marijuana plants in the crib You are ghetto if you were ever taught to distrust the police sadly all these apply to me | |
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retina said: You know you ghetto if you've ever said "you know you ghetto" outside the context of this thread.
Were you listening to my phone convo last night? | |
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YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SPARKLERS ON THE 4TH OF JULY AND YOU PUT SOS PADS ON A HANGER AND LIT THEM!
YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE A 2 LITER POP BOTTLE, HEAT A KNIFE AND BURN A HOLE IN THE CAP TO USE IT AS YOU'RE WATER BOTTLE WHEN YOU BARBECUE YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE THE RED CHITLIN BUCKET AS A TRASH CAN. AND YOU ARE REALLY GHETTO IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IN YOUR PAJAMA'S TO GROCERY SHOP I'M NOT SHOUTING, JEEZ! | |
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debbiedean2 said: YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SPARKLERS ON THE 4TH OF JULY AND YOU PUT SOS PADS ON A HANGER AND LIT THEM!
YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE A 2 LITER POP BOTTLE, HEAT A KNIFE AND BURN A HOLE IN THE CAP TO USE IT AS YOU'RE WATER BOTTLE WHEN YOU BARBECUE YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE THE RED CHITLIN BUCKET AS A TRASH CAN. AND YOU ARE REALLY GHETTO IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IN YOUR PAJAMA'S TO GROCERY SHOP you just made me spray coffee all over my self | |
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paintedlady said: debbiedean2 said: YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SPARKLERS ON THE 4TH OF JULY AND YOU PUT SOS PADS ON A HANGER AND LIT THEM!
YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE A 2 LITER POP BOTTLE, HEAT A KNIFE AND BURN A HOLE IN THE CAP TO USE IT AS YOU'RE WATER BOTTLE WHEN YOU BARBECUE YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE THE RED CHITLIN BUCKET AS A TRASH CAN. AND YOU ARE REALLY GHETTO IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IN YOUR PAJAMA'S TO GROCERY SHOP you just made me spray coffee all over my self MY COUSIN'S ARE MASTERS OF THE SOS PADS! THEY WOULD TWIRL THEM AROUND THEN THROW THEM UP INTO THE TREES. IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY OH CHRISTMAS TREE, OH CHRISTMAS TREEEEE..... I'M NOT SHOUTING, JEEZ! | |
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