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Reply #150 posted 10/22/07 7:59pm

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- You know you ghetto if you walk up and down the street barefoot.
- You know you ghetto if yo' granma always screaming "shut that damn screen door" every 15 minutes.
- You know you ghetto if you see yo' momma everyday, yet don't live with her, you live with yo aunt or grandma.
- You know you ghetto if you got a brotha in the neighborhood always lookin' to wash somebody car.
- You know you ghetto if yo family have get togethers every Saturday at, mama nem' house.
- You know you ghetto if the main entertainment at the annual family reunion is the card and domino games played buy 47 year and older 'folk.
[Edited 10/22/07 21:23pm]
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Reply #151 posted 10/22/07 8:20pm

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you know your ghetto if you spend more money every month getting your nails done than what it costs to pay your rent

you know your ghetto when your surprised when siblings look alike and think they are twins

you know your ghetto when you "recycle" your hair weave 'cause you can't get it done at the salon

you know your ghetto when you have a tv in every room but don't have cable

and your really ghetto if you've ever had cable tv illegally
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Reply #152 posted 10/22/07 8:58pm

funkpill

LittleBLUECorvette said:

- You know you ghetto if you walk up and down the street barefoot.
- You know you ghetto if yon, granma always screaming "shut that damn screen door" every 15 minutes.
- You know you ghetto if you see yo' momma everyday, yet don't live with her, you live with yo aunt or grandma.
- You know you ghetto if you got a brotha in the neighborhood always lookin' to wash somebody car.
- You know you ghetto if yo family have get togethers every Saturday at, mama nem' house.
- You know you ghetto if the main entertainment at the annual family reunion is the card and dice games played buy 47 year and older 'folk.



or in house shoes falloff
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Reply #153 posted 10/22/07 9:39pm

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Classic Thread!

1. If you're wearing a shower cap, and you're not in the shower, you ghetto!
2. If your idea of going out, is standing front of your apartment or house, you ghetto.
3. If you have book shelves with no books on them, you ghetto!
4. If you pass some insignificant item lying in the street and then return a few seconds later to find it gone, you in the ghetto, if you took it really quickly so no one would see you, you ghetto!
5. If the loudness of you car speakers was a consideration in buying your car, you ghetto!
6. If you have a 300 dollar ipod, and no computer, you ghetto!
7. If Maury Povich paid for your paternity test, you ghetto!.
8. If you go to the Chinese restaurant to buy Fried chicken and French fries, you ghetto! and btw it's Shrimp, not Shrimps!
9. If the only show you know on PBS is Sesame Street, you ghetto!
10. If you know the plot to Trapped in the Closet, you ghetto!
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Reply #154 posted 10/22/07 9:51pm

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funkpill said:

DanceWme said:


falloff my mother did that when i was younger. AND i know we ghetto cuz she dried them on the oven door. burnt my mothafuckin church socks one time.



If ur music collection consist of cassette tapes of songs u recorded off the radio...U ARE GHETTO!!



Damn!! omg


falloff Guilty!!!




Back in the day with those Walgreens Tonemaster tapes lol

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Lawd Jesus, we all must be from the same ghetto! I was the tonemaster king!!! The problem is those tapes always got jammed in your walkman, and you would have to repair them with your pencil lol
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Reply #155 posted 10/22/07 9:56pm

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bboy87 said:

you know you ghetto when you put batteries in the freezer lol


and then you complain about them when they die with the quickness! falloff
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Reply #156 posted 10/23/07 8:50am

lilgish

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You guys "ain't" go no more?
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Reply #157 posted 10/23/07 9:14am

reneGade20

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DexMSR said:

jaimestarr79 said:

If you name your child and you miss spell their name


Or


You daughter has a name like "Tyquanisha" or anything that is a similar ghetto sounding name.


Not only do you embarrass this child but this kid will never get a job with a name like that. Most employers will throw out the application/ resume immediately after reading the name

* Some of my posts are like those olds school public service annoucements. TMYK ( the more you know)
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When I was teaching at Crenshaw...I had a brother and sister named....COURVOSIER AND HENNESY...NO LIE!!!!

Pitiful!



there was a set of twins in New Orleans who were named...
Lemonjella and Orangella.....say it slowly...break it down.....

...and I had an ex who SWEARS that she named her daughter after me....JOR-danique (my name is JOR-ge....) she wasn't all there all the time...nuts

thats ghetto for your ass....
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...evillol
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #158 posted 10/23/07 9:22am

DanceWme

lilgish said:

You guys "ain't" go no more?

If u've never seen grass ur ghetto
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Reply #159 posted 10/23/07 9:23am

reneGade20

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lilgish said:

funkpill said:




Damn!! omg


falloff Guilty!!!




Back in the day with those Walgreens Tonemaster tapes lol

falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff

Lawd Jesus, we all must be from the same ghetto! I was the tonemaster king!!! The problem is those tapes always got jammed in your walkman, and you would have to repair them with your pencil lol
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OMG!!! Yes we are!! I used to tape the Saturday Night club mix and the Sunday morning Jazz show.....

....but if you ever took your cassettes apart and used tiny pieces of scotch tape to fix them shits when they popped, then you sir are ghetto!!

lol
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...evillol
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #160 posted 10/23/07 9:31am

DanceWme

reneGade20 said:

lilgish said:


falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff

Lawd Jesus, we all must be from the same ghetto! I was the tonemaster king!!! The problem is those tapes always got jammed in your walkman, and you would have to repair them with your pencil lol
[Edited 10/22/07 21:54pm]


OMG!!! Yes we are!! I used to tape the Saturday Night club mix and the Sunday morning Jazz show.....

....but if you ever took your cassettes apart and used tiny pieces of scotch tape to fix them shits when they popped, then you sir are ghetto!!

lol


falloff my uncle taught me how to do that
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Reply #161 posted 10/23/07 9:54am

Lovesexy82

DanceWme said:

reneGade20 said:



OMG!!! Yes we are!! I used to tape the Saturday Night club mix and the Sunday morning Jazz show.....

....but if you ever took your cassettes apart and used tiny pieces of scotch tape to fix them shits when they popped, then you sir are ghetto!!

lol


falloff my uncle taught me how to do that



We used to put pieces of scotch tape on videos too, if they got stuck in the VCR. I saved many a videotape in my day!

I want to add:

You know you ghetto if you used windex or rubbing alcohol to get your CDs to play if they were scratched (this actually works!!)
You know you ghetto when you use seasoning salt on EVERYTHING you cook
You know you ghetto when somebody asked for some food and you give them S-O-M-E.

Example:
"Kristi can I get some of your chips?"
(Kristi counts out four pieces) "Here. "S-O-M-E. Don't ask for no more.
You know you ghetto when you got an aunt or uncle who always says: "You ain't knowin nothin bout that there."
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Reply #162 posted 10/23/07 1:57pm

heybaby

Lovesexy82 said:

DanceWme said:



falloff my uncle taught me how to do that
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We used to put pieces of scotch tape on videos too, if they got stuck in the VCR. I saved many a videotape in my tape in my day!

I want to add:

You know you ghetto if you used windex or rubbing alcohol to get your CDs to play if they were scratched (this actually works!!)
You know you ghetto when you use seasoning salt on EVERYTHING you cook
You know you ghetto when somebody asked for some food and you give them S-O-M-E.

Example:
"Kristi can I get some of your chips?"
(Kristi counts out four pieces) "Here. "S-O-M-E. Don't ask for no more.
You know you ghetto when you got an aunt or uncle who always says: "You ain't knowin nothin bout that there."
[Edited 10/23/07 9:58am]


NO COBBS!! lol
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Reply #163 posted 10/23/07 2:03pm

Lovesexy82

paintedlady said:

you know your ghetto if you spend more money every month getting your nails done than what it costs to pay your rent

you know your ghetto when your surprised when siblings look alike and think they are twins

you know your ghetto when you "recycle" your hair weave 'cause you can't get it done at the salon

you know your ghetto when you have a tv in every room but don't have cable


and your really ghetto if you've ever had cable tv illegally



Were you peeking in my window? biggrin Hey, there are some perfectly good shows on network TV!
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Reply #164 posted 10/23/07 3:30pm

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You know you ghetto when you put cheese on 'pok chops.
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Reply #165 posted 10/23/07 3:37pm

Lovesexy82

LittleBLUECorvette said:

You know you ghetto when you put cheese on 'pok chops.



Now this takes it to a whole new level of ghetto.
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Reply #166 posted 10/23/07 3:45pm

INSATIABLE

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Lovesexy82 said:

You know you ghetto if you put hot sauce on your plain Lays
You eat Ramen Noodles uncooked, straight out the package, with the seasoning

redface
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #167 posted 10/23/07 3:59pm

Lovesexy82

INSATIABLE said:

Lovesexy82 said:

You know you ghetto if you put hot sauce on your plain Lays
You eat Ramen Noodles uncooked, straight out the package, with the seasoning

redface



Don't be ashamed. Embrace the ghettoness. biggrin
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Reply #168 posted 10/23/07 4:14pm

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falloff x 999. This whole thread is awful, and I fit right the fuck in.

Fauxie said:

There are 10 shampoo and shower gel bottles in the bathroom and all have had water put in them and been shaken up at least 5 times yet they're still there

lol That used to totally be my bathroom. Knocking empty bottles all over the place with my knees in the shower, unwilling to throw them out because it means we didn't have shit other than Suave 99cent shampoo!

Your whole bathroom is your shower and you throw water over yourself with a bucket

Is this ya'll? That's fascinating, honestly. lol I could do that, no problem. Moisten, scrub, throw.

You take wood from the structure of your house to sell or make yourself a bed

Scary.

When your fridge stops working you leave it where it is but rip the door off and turn it into storage space for plates and dishes

This is where my boss asked me if everything was okay. falloff FUCK!

You use mayonnaise instead of cheese on pizza

ill

Your mother trips and falls walking in the street and her first thought is not to sue, or to see if she's cut herself, but to inspect her poor workmanship

lol Fucking awful.
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #169 posted 10/23/07 4:17pm

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Fauxie said:

There are 10 shampoo and shower gel bottles in the bathroom and all have had water put in them and been shaken up at least 5 times yet they're still there


I missed that one. lol

So True.
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Reply #170 posted 10/23/07 4:28pm

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Furniture made of milk crates/cinder blocks? maybe that's more "you know you're in college when..."
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Reply #171 posted 10/23/07 5:44pm

Fauxie

INSATIABLE said:

falloff x 999. This whole thread is awful, and I fit right the fuck in.

Fauxie said:

There are 10 shampoo and shower gel bottles in the bathroom and all have had water put in them and been shaken up at least 5 times yet they're still there

lol That used to totally be my bathroom. Knocking empty bottles all over the place with my knees in the shower, unwilling to throw them out because it means we didn't have shit other than Suave 99cent shampoo!


ill

Your mother trips and falls walking in the street and her first thought is not to sue, or to see if she's cut herself, but to inspect her poor workmanship

lol Fucking awful.


lol I'd say nearly three-quarters of those ones I wrote apply to us, and the others are just things I've seen. Yep, we shower with a tap, a stone tub of water and a bucket. Thais know how to do ghetto. lol

I guess planting flowers out in the front yard in old paint pots is kinda ghetto too. hmmm
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Reply #172 posted 10/23/07 5:45pm

DanceWme

LittleBLUECorvette said:

You know you ghetto when you put cheese on 'pok chops.

ew falloff

I use hot sauce nod
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Reply #173 posted 10/23/07 6:29pm

ThePunisher

Man This is without a doubt the funniest thread I've ever read on the org, My wife thinks i'm crazy for laughing at the computer monitor.
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Reply #174 posted 10/23/07 6:37pm

retina

You know you ghetto if you've ever said "you know you ghetto" outside the context of this thread.
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Reply #175 posted 10/23/07 6:54pm

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You know your ghetto when as a child on schooldays your butt was never in the house before 10pm

You know your ghetto when you and about 10 kids in your neighborhood careened down the hill(onto a busy intersection) on your street in a shopping cart for fun....and yes my little stoopid behind was on of the kids sitting in the basket.

You are ghetto of you ever partook in any kissing or humping games with all the other neighborhood kids....like 7 min. in heaven

You are ghetto if you smoked weed before the age of 13 and know that roaches are not just bugs (I stopped smoking weed when I turned 11...dayumm!)

You are ghetto if your mom grew marijuana plants in the crib

You are ghetto if you were ever taught to distrust the police

sadly all these apply to me disbelief
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Reply #176 posted 10/23/07 6:58pm

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retina said:

You know you ghetto if you've ever said "you know you ghetto" outside the context of this thread.

lol Were you listening to my phone convo last night?
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Reply #177 posted 10/23/07 7:21pm

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YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SPARKLERS ON THE 4TH OF JULY AND YOU PUT SOS PADS ON A HANGER AND LIT THEM!

YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE A 2 LITER POP BOTTLE, HEAT A KNIFE AND BURN A HOLE IN THE CAP TO USE IT AS YOU'RE WATER BOTTLE WHEN YOU BARBECUE lol

YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE THE RED CHITLIN BUCKET AS A TRASH CAN.

AND YOU ARE REALLY GHETTO IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IN YOUR PAJAMA'S TO GROCERY SHOP mad
I'M NOT SHOUTING, JEEZ!
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Reply #178 posted 10/23/07 7:28pm

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debbiedean2 said:

YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SPARKLERS ON THE 4TH OF JULY AND YOU PUT SOS PADS ON A HANGER AND LIT THEM!

YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE A 2 LITER POP BOTTLE, HEAT A KNIFE AND BURN A HOLE IN THE CAP TO USE IT AS YOU'RE WATER BOTTLE WHEN YOU BARBECUE lol

YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE THE RED CHITLIN BUCKET AS A TRASH CAN.

AND YOU ARE REALLY GHETTO IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IN YOUR PAJAMA'S TO GROCERY SHOP mad

you just made me spray coffee all over my self lol
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Reply #179 posted 10/23/07 7:38pm

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paintedlady said:

debbiedean2 said:

YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SPARKLERS ON THE 4TH OF JULY AND YOU PUT SOS PADS ON A HANGER AND LIT THEM!

YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE A 2 LITER POP BOTTLE, HEAT A KNIFE AND BURN A HOLE IN THE CAP TO USE IT AS YOU'RE WATER BOTTLE WHEN YOU BARBECUE lol

YOU'RE GHETTO IF YOU USE THE RED CHITLIN BUCKET AS A TRASH CAN.

AND YOU ARE REALLY GHETTO IF YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IN YOUR PAJAMA'S TO GROCERY SHOP mad

you just made me spray coffee all over my self lol

lol lol lol

MY COUSIN'S ARE MASTERS OF THE SOS PADS! THEY WOULD TWIRL THEM AROUND THEN THROW THEM UP INTO THE TREES. IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY nutty

OH CHRISTMAS TREE, OH CHRISTMAS TREEEEE.....
I'M NOT SHOUTING, JEEZ!
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