This thread is too funny you guys

paintedlady said:

i hate when people do that

- You know you ghetto when you play basketball in church shoes.
- You know you ghetto when you 'trick-or-treat' without a costume.

If u've ever said "loved-ed" u ghetto.

DanceWme said:

LOL ...

- You know you ghetto when you add a "s" or "ed" to words that don't need them
example: pantses = pants / light skinneded = light skinned

LittleBLUECorvette said:

Or if u do pull ups in the park or on street signs, ur ghetto.

U ghetto when u wear socks and sandels

DanceWme said:

Damn!!


Guilty!!!



Back in the day with those Walgreens Tonemaster tapes

DanceWme said:

funkpill said:

u was not the only one. Thats how I started out

paintedlady said:

Cedric the Entertainer does a great impression of this .. this whole thread is hilarious!

According to my 20 yo. daughter:
When you're on the computer with no pants on.....oops! she's referring to me....lingere doesn't count? I thought it was an interesting concept, until I looked down.

Lovesexy82 said:[quote]You know you ghetto if you eat fried bologna sandwiches

HEY! the Pollocks (Italian grandma's term, not mine) down the street ate fried bologny sandwiches, fried in butter, with 3 slits in the thing so it would't curl up. They had a brick house and owned a gas station in the neighborhood. Sure, there was gambling in the basement, which paid for the breezeway, and the trips to Europe.....they got shut down in a bad way.
On another note..
Don't get me started on Mafia stories..... family didn't mess with 'em.
[Edited 10/20/07 20:48pm]

When the insurance man comes to collect your payments...


Now that's pure ghetto....

ThePunisher said:

damn

heybaby said:

you know you ghetto when you had that plastic rug that's in the middle of the carpet
when you drank "sugar water"(had to say it again )
you know you ghetto when you or one of your friends had a dog named "King" aka Kang
you know you ghetto when you took your own food from home to the movie theaters

- You know you ghetto if you ever had 'yo name cut in 'yo hair.
- You know you ghetto if you ever lost your dog, and found him on the next block.
- You know you ghetto if yo cousin and her friends always ask you the judge their "back that thang up contest"

You know u ghetto when u try to color ur hair with Kool-Aid!

You know you're ghetto Thai if...

You eat dry ramen picked out of the packet with your fingers 'cause there's no clean cutlery or plates and you're lazy

You eat plain white rice with fish sauce on top

You have a little bowl in the bathroom with about 4 or 5 different coloured little tiny soap bits that folks are obviously still trying to use ( at tic-tacs)

You take scissors to your toothpaste tube to cut it open and that signals there's about a week's use left

There are 10 shampoo and shower gel bottles in the bathroom and all have had water put in them and been shaken up at least 5 times yet they're still there

Your whole bathroom is your shower and you throw water over yourself with a bucket

You borrow flip-flops from your neighbours

You take wood from the structure of your house to sell or make yourself a bed

You put tiny amounts of water in your used bottles and cans so they'll weigh more when you sell them for recycling

You leave your water out in the sun to boil to try to make it fit to drink

All your napkins and tissue paper has KFC, McDonalds or Sizzler written on it. These are brought out when guests are over.

You save plastic bags from when you buy something from a department store as a memento

You cover the rust on your car with house paint or stickers

You consider a bicycle or motorbike a family vehicle

When your fridge stops working you leave it where it is but rip the door off and turn it into storage space for plates and dishes

You try to barter the price down when you go to the hospital

Your car stereo is a walkman connected to second hand computer speakers

You built your house by yourself, one room at a time, over decades

Your childrens' nicknames are Benz, Audi or Griffendore

You use mayonnaise instead of cheese on pizza

You've pawned and bought back your wealth bringing Buddhist amulet more than ten times

Your mother trips and falls walking in the street and her first thought is not to sue, or to see if she's cut herself, but to inspect her poor workmanship

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[Edited 10/20/07 23:02pm]

jaimestarr79 said:

You know you ghetto if you have that plastic covering over your furniture that makes everyone who sits on it, Slide to the floor.

U know u ghetto when u go outside with sandals on ur ashy feet!
U know u ghetto when u put a "Broken" sign on the parking meter!

KidaDynamite said:

The other day this guy got out his car and put a plastic bag over it. Im like look at this fool. And he's lookin me dead in my face

DanceWme said:

U should have just held up a big ass sign that said "U Ghetto"!
[Edited 10/21/07 5:25am]

KidaDynamite said:

lmao. The stuff I see, I should carry a sign around like that. Especially in my own house.

DanceWme said: