FuNkeNsteiN said:

I know..my best friend's friend is named "Daqueri"

If you use Dawn dishwashing liquid as bubble bath.

Man, i remember that

- You know you ghetto when you get in trouble for leavin' gramma screen door open.
- You know you ghetto when you use old ice cream containers as cookie jars.
- You know you ghetto when yo mama got "good furniture" you can't sit on.
- You know you ghetto when you iron on the bed.
- You know you ghetto when you hurt yourself playing around the house, your mama gives you a spankin' and tells you to take a nap.
- You and your cousin live in different houses but share the same videogame system.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

DanceWme said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

I do that

U and ur mother are pregnant at the same time

DanceWme said:

From the same man?

FuNkeNsteiN said:

if so, ur even more ghetto

DanceWme said:

DanceWme said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

you are killing me

your mom sends you to the corner store with .25 cents for a loosey.

unkemptpueblo said:

If u can read ur haircut..yo ass is ghetto

- You know you ghetto when your kids are playing 'monkey in the the middle' in the middle of the streets.
- You know you ghetto if you got (or had) a candy lady in your neighborhood.
- You know you ghetto when you sleep in a bunk bed but don't have no brothers or sisters.

I have a little cousin that is named Jamal luchiano Capone Jackson. This is a true story!

You know you ghetto if you put hot sauce on your plain Lays
You eat Ramen Noodles uncooked, straight out the package, with the seasoning

If you wear one of those "Stop Snitchin" T- shirts.

You ghetto if all of your pants sag showing your underwear, even your dress clothes.


You know you're in the ghetto if you're on a street named Martin luther King ( very sad and really not funny)

You know you're in the ghetto, if you go to a Mcdonalds, and none of the workers are wearing matching shirts.
[Edited 10/19/07 12:43pm]

jaimestarr79 said:

Okay, I have to say that I've never seen any of these (execpt the "stop snitching" T-shirts) and all major cities have Martin Luther King streets and a lot of times they ain't "in the ghetto!"
[Edited 10/19/07 13:00pm]

LittleBLUECorvette said:

And in most cases your mama's good furniture got some plastic on it!

you know you ghetto when you have "play cousins"
you know you ghetto when you've drinkin sugar water
you know you ghetto when you used to eat syrup sandwiches
you know you ghetto when you know at least 2 crackheads by name
you know you ghetto when you and your friends reference liqour as "drank"

You know you ghetto if you eat fried bologna sandwiches
You know you ghetto if you drink tampico
You know you ghetto if you wear your flannel pajama bottoms when you go out
You know you ghetto if you keep keep your empty liquor bottles

Lovesexy82 said:

Tampico is the drink of champions!!!!!

Everyone calls it "drink" instead.


"What the fuck is juice? I want some drink!"
[Edited 10/19/07 14:51pm]

bboy87 said:

Tampico is foul, I can't fuck with it now, but I will admit I was raised on that stuff.
[Edited 10/19/07 15:04pm]

You Know You Ghetto When you crush up old ice cream cones in a bowl, pour milk and sugar over it, And eat it as your breakfast cereal.

You're VERY ghetto, when you hollar someone name outside instead, of ringin the doorbell

bboy87 said:

You know how many cousins I've found out in the past years have been "play cousins"


- You know you ghetto if you've been to a party for a young'n and more grown ups turn up at the party and the young'ns have to go in the back room.
- You know you ghetto if you got a lil' brother thats in a higher grade then you.
- You know you ghetto if you chill with the preacher on Friday nights and then here his teachings about the same mess y'all did on Sunday

ThePunisher said:

Damn, now that belongs in the Ghetto Hall of Shame! Ya'll tellin me bout some stuff I wasn't even knowin about!