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Thread started 10/02/07 9:18am

funkpill

A Lawyer Runs A Stop Sign

And gets pulled over by a sheriff's Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any
cop from Florida. He decides to prove this to himself and have some
fun at the Florida deputy's expense!!

Deputy says," License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give
me the ticket. If not, you let me go And don't give me the ticket."

Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the Ever-loving
sh*t out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or Just slow
down?"

confused



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Reply #1 posted 10/02/07 9:18am

funkpill

disbelief

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Reply #2 posted 10/02/07 9:24am

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What did the lawyer answer? neutral









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