What are some of the rules of your home?

My top 3

1. there are no celebrity gossip allowed, period. E! television and all shows like Access Hollywood and Inside edition are blocked.

2.You say more than a week you are no longer a guest, so get ready to clean and cook.

3. No whining!

pull the shower curtain shut when you are done

swish the sink after you gob your toothpaste there

put your dirty dishes by the sink but not in the damn thing.

1. Wash your own dishes!!!

2. You can't wear shoes in the house.

3. No running

Have sex with me at least once a day

Do the dishes

Cook

actionthisday said:

Marry me!!!

1. take off your goddamn shoes.
2. don't pound on the walls/ceiling, i want my neighbors to keep on being quiet and nice.
3. bring alcohol.
4. leave dishes with food on them in the sink and i might just cut off your feet while you're sleeping.

Try not to leave a drainful of hair, please. If I wanted a bath, I wouldn't be taking a shower.

evenstar3 said:

You are scaring me

No shoes.

No weed or smoking.

ArielB said:

i'm a scary girl.

JustErin said:

No smoking. And try not to break anything, unless it's during rough sex with me.

* If you want something, you better keep it where it belongs. I DESPISE clutter, and the Salvation Army would love your stuff.

* Keep down the noise!

* No shoes

1. put it back where you got it from...

2. piss in the toilet, not near it or on it...

3. don't lay all up on the furniture like you own the damn place...

4. (not an in house rule, but a rule no less)

DO NOT call my house after 9 pm...I have kids, they're in bed...

Just treat my house as if it is yours. Feel at home.

Thats it.

mdiver said:

but what if their house is truly fucked and nasty???



is not if edit
[Edited 9/7/07 12:34pm]

roodboi said:

That's what he's hoping for.

roodboi said:

I prefer to allow people to choose to respect my shit not be told to....however you fuck up bad and i will kick your ass.....

Take off your shoes, I hate shoes in my house, clean up after yourself, do not leave a dirty dish in the sink....oh and the most important one of all, "because I said so"

No smoking inside, period.
Respect our things and privacy. I hate when people go rooting around, even though I have nothing to hide.
Hang up your towel when you're done.

No smoking

Respect others

Always say thank you after a meal

Definetely no smoking! and pick up after yourself
I don't expect guests to do the dishes or clean my house but they can if they want to

no meat eating

Dewrede said:

I guess that is me without an invite then

why ?

Dewrede said:

I NEED MEAT

every single hour of the day ?

Dewrede said:

Nope but c'mon you gotta feed me

maaaybe not.
[Edited 9/7/07 13:55pm]

NDRU said:

AWESOME!