And...

Basicly ALL of Full Metal Jacket...most pointedly...

You had best unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

and

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

"I'm ya huckleberry" - Doc Holiday in "Tombstone"

I LOVE that line!

"San Di-ah-go. It means 'a whale's vagina'" - Anchorman

What the fuck was he on?

"Chuck, will you come with me because I'm afraid I might do something if I'm alone...Did you hear what I said?"
"Yeah I did... It's a hell of a story."

-Shattered Glass

"Caitlin, When this thing blows, there isn't going to be a magazine anymore. If you want to make this about Mike, make it about Mike. I don't give a shit. You can resent me, you can hate me...but come Monday morning, we're all going to have to answer for what we let happen here. We're all going to have an apology to make! Jesus Christ! Don't you have any idea how much shit we're about to eat? Every competitor we ever took a shot at, they're going to pounce...and they should. Because we blew it, Caitlin. He handed us fiction after fiction...and we printed them all as fact. Just because... we found him "entertaining." It's indefensible...Don't you know that?"

-Shattered Glass

Byron, they should really ban you.



Anyways, one of my favorite quotes ever is from the timeless classic, CLUE.

Standing at a doorway leading up to a dark staircase, Colonel mustard, and Mrs. Peacock are hesitant to take the first steps...

Colonel Mustard : Well, go on! What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?

Mrs. Peacock : No, just death, isn't that enough??





Actually, maybe it was Mrs. Scarlett and that gay guy. I can't remember now.

Imago said:

Here's hoping...

"In ten years, you won't even remember what this place looks like. Trust me."


"You can't sell a product without first making people feel bad."
"Why not?"
"Because it's a substitution game. You have to remind them that they're missing something from their lives. Everyone's missing something, right?"
"I guess."
"Trust me. And when they're feeling sufficiently incomplete, you convince them your product is the only thing that can fill the void. So instead of taking steps to deal with their lives, instead of working to root out the real reason for their misery, they go out and buy a stupid looking pair of cargo pants."


"That's just spastic enough to be charming."


"I could tell you that what you think of as your personality is nothing but a collection of Vanity Fair articles. I could tell you your choice of sexual partners this evening was decided months ago by some account executive at Young & Rubicam. I could tell you that given a week to study your father and the ways in which he ignores you I could come up with a schtick you'd be helpless to resist. Helpless."

-All from "Roger Dodger"

Well...

The entire Ezekial 25:17 quote by Samuel L. in Pulp Fiction...

I also like the "everybody stay cool this is a robbery" bit from Pulp Fiction too. Especially when the girlfriend says "any of you fu**ing bitches move and I'll execute every mother fu**ing last one of ya!"

From Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels - "I don't believe this, can everyone stop getting shot?"


From Night of the living dead - "They're coming to get you Barbara..."

BUT...

My all-time fave:

Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire when he's playing prank calls and applying for the housekeeper job - especially when he says:


"Ja my name is Ilsa Inglemann and I vont to know how many children do you have?"

Sally Field : "I have two girls and a boy"

"Oh a boy... I don't vork with da males because I used to (moves from feminine voice to very deep masculine) BE VONE!"

Roger: "Interestingly, a group of scientists in England just announced their intention to fertilize an egg without the use of sperm cells...Every cell in the human body contains a copy of the genome pattern. The only reason sperm cells have all the fun is that up until now they were the only ones with access. Within Christopher's lifetime, artifiicial insemination will render sperm as useless as an assembly line worker in Detroit. Luckily, my accountant set up a golden parachute for my sperm years ago, in case they were downsized."

Friend: "Just so you know, Roger, you know that we women make love because we like it. Not just to procreate."

Roger: "Yes. But are men absolutely necessary? I don't know that. Think of the structure of the female genitalia...What is the most sensitive part of the vagina?...It's the clitoris, first discovered by Renaldus Columbus in 1559. He thought it was India...The crown of the clitoris contains 8,000 nerve fibers. It's a far greater concentration than in any part of the male body...even our fingertips. It is the most efficient, pleasure-delivery system ever devised by nature. Now, ask yourself...why didn't the clitoris end up inside the vagina so that intercourse would be naturally compellingly, constantly pleasurable for a woman?"

Friend: "Because in primitive time, women died of childbirth. So for intercourse to be too pleasurable wouldn't make sense from a Darwinian standpoint."

Roger: "I'm impressed. - Absolutely right. For women, intercourse and sexual fulfillment were never intended to intersect. New technology just makes it offiicial. Future generations of women will evolve clitorises-- ''clitori, clitorati''-- ''Clitorissimo''...that are larger, longer, even more sensitive.
And a woman's ability, as well as her desire to self-stimulate will increase exponentially as intercourse is robbed of its procreative utility. The species is not static. We're in a constant state of flux. Two genders has been the default setting for one reason only: So far it's been the only way to propagate the race.

So where are we headed? Equality? Equality, what is that? Is that a principle of nature? We all sit around reading subway maps together. No. Of course not. Natural selection. Now that is a principle of nature. Selection. Something has to lose. Something has to be defeated in order for something else to be selected. So, what does this mean?

It means that 10 or 15 generations from now men will be reduced to servitude. Technology and evolution will have combined to exclude sperm from procreation, and our final destiny will be to lift couches...and wait for that day when telepathy overcomes gravity...and our gender's last remaining utility is lost forever."

-Roger Dodger

(ok, not exactly a "quote" but I still love it lol...)

And from the greatest movie ever made.....

"Drop the zero and get with the hero." - Vanilla Ice in Cool as Ice

JuliePurplehead said:

Kinda scary you remember that lol ...

Byron said:

Sadly, this is one of my older brother's favorite movies. He can't wait until it comes out on DVD. Yeah, my brother's a choad.

"I want to find Pamela Anderson so I can have a sexy time and have explosion on her stomach"

DevotedPuppy said:

how about ..U JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!

yo smokey u'r playing with my money, that's like playing with my emotions!!

u smoking my shit 2?!!!

"I JUST WANNA DANCE!" Dazed & Confused

"I believe it was Cornel Mustard in the Study with the candle stick" Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Sweeny79 said:

One of the Greatest Movies Ever.

Dolph Lungren from ROCKY IV:-

"If he dies, he dies"

Quite possibly the most painful and wooden delivery of a line in Hollywood history, which makes it an excellent one to quote!!