Mushanga said:

Ok, so I wouldn't have any money left over to actually put inside the wallet lol ...

Does the woman's photo come with it? I could pretend she's my gf ...

Actually, it appears the wallet comes with money and credit cards...I say go buy it.

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"...I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it!"

-Piper Laurie in Carrie


"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls."

-Mink Stole in Female Trouble

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Byron said:

Every single line in that movie is quotable, I swear.

My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master. - Ralphie - A Christmas Story

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!- Neal- Planes, Trains and Automobiles


I'm here to kick your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and above all, you deserve it. In fact, I think it's safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact. - Duncan - Some Kind of Wonderful

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RodeoSchro said:

HAHAHA!

I was gonna post that one.

48 hrs

jack? tell me a story

fuck u!

oh that's one of my favorites!

Necessary?!? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway

Patches O'Hoolihan (or somethin' like that ) in Dodgeball

FuNkeNsteiN said:

"lesbians!!" Scarface.

FuNkeNsteiN said:

Oh yea...
Patches is throwing wrenches at the dodgeball team to teach 'em how to duck balls
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

Vince Vaughn asks if the whole wrench-throwing business is necessary and then Patches replies with quote I posted

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Yeah, that's a great one from Scarface. One of my fav movies.


"coffee is for closers" - Glengarry Glen Ross - great movie.

FuNkeNsteiN said:

that's my line!!!

same thing as if u can dodge a car u can dodge a ball!

L4OATheOriginal said:

'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.'

The words, delivery and context of the dialogue is simply beautiful.
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"Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

"Just a flesh wound."

VILLAGER: "Well, she turned me into a newt!"
BEDEVERE: "A newt?"
VILLAGER: "I got better."

"Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies."

TheDoctor said:

That movie is a goldmine of quotables!

WillyWonka said:

"I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
-Dodgeball

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food- Sixteen Candles

What's happenin' hot stuff?-Sixteen Candles

Damn the man- Empire Records

Byron said:

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, NOBODY!

Pretty much anything from Heathers, but these are my faves:

What's your damage, Heather?

Fuck me gentley with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa to you?

Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.

and from Friday:

Smokey: Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck.

Craig: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.


Joi: Who the fuck is that bitch? Fuck you mothafucka. You think you're slick... gonna come ova here and ask me for some money...well ask that bitch for some money.

Frances: Do traffic lights mean anything around here?
Marcello: Sure. Green light - avanti, avanti. Yellow light - decoration.
Frances: What about red light?
Marcello: Just a suggestion.

&

Frances: I'll hire the muscular descendants of Roman gods to do the heavy lifting.


&


Frances: What are four walls, anyway? They are what they contain. The house protects the dreamer. Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. It's such a surprise.
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"I'm not eating 'cause I'm not hungry. I'm not sitting 'cause I'm not staying. I'm not looking at the movie 'cause I saw it seven years ago. It's "The Mack" with Max Julian, Carol Speed, and Richard Pryor, written by Bobby Poole, directed by Michael Campus, and released by Cinerama Releasing Company in 1984. And I'm not scared of you. I just don't like you."

-True Romance

A few from Fight Club:



Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.


Only after disaster can we be resurrected.


Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?



My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.



You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.



The things you own end up owning you.


With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

From Harold and Maude:

Psychiatrist: Tell me, Harold, how many of these, eh, suicides have you performed?

Harold: An accurate number would be difficult to gauge.

Psychiatrist: Well, just give me a rough estimate.
Harold: A rough estimate? I'd say fifteen.

Psychiatrist: Fifteen?

Harold: That's a rough estimate.


A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE!

Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.

From It's a Wonderful Life:

George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

Mary: I'll take it. Then what?

George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?



Youth is wasted on the wrong people.


GEORGE: You know what the three most exciting sounds in the world are?

UNCLE BILLY: Uh-huh. Breakfast is served; lunch is served; dinner . . .

GEORGE: No, no, no, no! Anchor chains, plane motors, and train whistles.

From a Clockwork Orange:

Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.