Simple enough - fill in the blank with the most humorous word(s) you can think of. Then you do the next Blankety Blank phrase!

Here's the first one;
Prince looks fine in the Kiss video, but I wish Wendy would _____ at him at some point.
[This message was edited Thu Oct 3 16:43:21 PDT 2002 by Haystack]

Haystack said:

Prince looks fine in the Kiss video, but I wish Wendy would kick him sqaure in the nuts at him at some point.

Haystack said:

Mine:

Prince likes nothing better than to ___ and ___ while frollicking in his bathtub.
[This message was edited Thu Oct 3 16:49:08 PDT 2002 by Lleena]

Lleena said:

Prince likes nothing better than to jack off with a shampoo bottle up his ass and flail while frollicking in his bathtub.

Icenine sure can be cool but...he ___ and ___ when ___ at night...

SkletonKee said:

Icenine sure can be cool but...he swears and blasphemes when praying at night.

Alone in his room 2the9s ___ and ___ which he enjoys immensely.

Lleena said:

Alone in his room 2the9s cooks and cleans ( )which he enjoys immensely.

Lleena said:

Alone in his room 2the9s prances and dances whick he enjoys immensely.

Lleena can't seem to get the ___ out of her ___ no matter how hard she ___.

2the9s said:

Lleena can't seem to get the hermaphrodite out of her orgnotes no matter how hard she tries.

bkw ___ an entire sixpack of ___ and fell face down into his ___ .

2the9s said:

bkw quaffed an entire sixpack of beer and fell face down into his shoes.

Lleena said:

That one was a no brainer!

2the9s said:

bkw gave an entire sixpack of beer to 2the9s who fell facedown into his own vomit

The quick brown fox ___ the arctic penguin while the penguin was ___ in a public ___.

The quick brown fox slaughtered the arctic penguin while the penguin was bathing in a public toilet.

Haystack was ___ if he was going to let this thread die that ___ quickly!

Haystack said:

Haystack was damned if he was going to let this thread die that fucking quickly!

As Bill bent over, the ___ went directly up is ___, causing him to smile and thank god that he was alive.

As Bill bent over, the pufferfish went up his urethra, causing him to smile and thank god that he was alive.

Why don't you just go ___, you ___, ___, excuse for a ___.

TRON said:

TRON said:

:LOL:

Classic!

Swimming naked in a lake filled with ___, Bill found that he was being ___ by a large ___.

How will I possibly get this ___ all the way up my ___ without it hurting like hell?

CarrieLee said:

How will I possibly get this finger all the way up my nose without it hurting like hell?

It's no good Grandma, I won't allow you to ___ with my ___ again!

Swimming in a lake filled with whales, Bill found that he was being blown by a large hole.
[This message was edited Fri Oct 4 9:34:34 PDT 2002 by TRON]