I hate when that happens. I've myself out twice. Pain in the ass. The last time we were outside in the boiling heat and of course my son had to pee so I told him to pee on the side of the house. Just when he got started a neighbor walked by.

jeez.
good thing he didn't have to poop.

alwayslate said:

omg you have just reminded me of when my mum took me and my sister to visit her friend in another town, we got there and nobody was home and we all had to pee, so we all did. In their backyard

ZombieKitten said:

They really do. Perhaps I should hide a fake key under a fake rock, give some luckless potential thief a momentary thrill.

ZombieKitten said:

hokie1 said:

hooray for high fences

ZombieKitten said:

I cannot believe you told that story. I don't have any crazy, "Ican'tholdmybladderonemoresecondsoIhavetogorighthere" stories.

the best lock out story was aksel's
i meant to tell him but don't think i did.

from another thread

abierman said:

ZombieKitten said:

What are the chances??

hokie1 said:

as if!!! at least I have the excuse I was only 9

Hi Charlotte.

Noone ever locks the doors around here. I'd feel a lot safer if I actually could get locked out of the house now and then.

I'm going 2 lock myself out today ... maybe I can find a new friend

HobbesLeCute said:

Hiya Hobbesy!
we have a deadlock, it locks itself, whether I want it to or not

ZombieKitten said:

i got locked out once and had to climb thru the window like i was robbing my house

One4All4Ever said:

you have to do what you have to do!

Christopher said:

Oi, I've had to do this to get in at my parent's.

HobbesLeCute said:

and all the while tony.m was stealing all your base!

Christopher said:

I took three chunks out of his ass for that insult.

HobbesLeCute said:

oh lawd

who made tony's wikipedia page?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_M.

Christopher said:

I don't know but I wish it had been me.

I didn't know he sued Prince.

HobbesLeCute said:

me neither. wonder what exactly hes up to now.besides stayin igggnant!

Christopher said:

I'd be happy to ask him what he's up to, but I'm kind of using his face as a chair right now so he can't really talk.

HobbesLeCute said:

i have to ask what tommy barbarellas role in all this is?

I am backing up my whole computer, it sounded like a truck idling just before

ZombieKitten said:

Nicole's are lovely people ..

REDBABY said:

so far every one I met is nice

Christopher said:

"Tony M - Prince was always terrified of playing music with people who his audience might get confused with himself. For example, paranoia over Brownmark's very slight facial resemblance to him was the reason why Prince always made him stand away the hell at the back of the stage in the dark. And why, in 2005, he refused to do a duet with Anoushka Shankar. Anyway, in 1990 Prince was more paranoid than ever. How could he get someone in his band who no-one would ever in a million years get confused with himself? He considered what his defining qualities and characteristics had been throughout his life: short, pretty, in touch with his feminine side, articulate, intelligent, and musically talented. After a long search he found Tony M, who was very emphatically none of these things."
http://uncyclopedia.org/w...8artist%29

ZombieKitten said:

omg

Parade Tour
This tour consisted of Prince & Jerome Benton doing stand-up comedy in the style of Abbott & Costello. They appeared on stage backed only by Bobby Z, who was there solely to provide a "badum-TISH" after each one of their punchlines. The opening act was Lisa Coleman performing dykey stand-up in the style of Sandra Bernhard. The tour was not well-received.

!

ZombieKitten said:

the master took baby Max to his parents where he will stay for the night. but he forgot the bag, so now I have to drive all the way over there to drop it off (an hour round trip)