Fauxie said:

I am wondering how you might bring that up in the marital home, may i suggest after the salad and bumlove?

mdiver said:

Ah, Thursday.

Fauxie said:

Thursdays rock!

Spookymuffin said:

I would quite like this thread to end now or for me to have a second chance at it at least.

I've lost my appetite now.







I hope Mon hasn't though.

Fauxie said:

Ah fuck it. I hate Mondays too.

Fauxie said:

Dude you are like on a rollercoaster right now. BJ's help with that

mdiver said:

Right now his head needs looking at.

mdiver said:

True. It's not turning out anything like the Monday night I'd planned/hoped for though.

Monday: Ramen and jaded wank


But no, I shouldn't concede defeat just yet. With luck Mon'll have been drinking and by the time I'm through she'll think it's Friday already.

I'll call it a sneaky all-weeker.

Fauxie said:

Jesus.

Is it night-time there, btw? WHAT TIME EXACTLY? Get pissed and get posting.

Fauxie said:

Friday is freestyle night mate

So far it's been an awesome Monday! I woke up in a great mood, there is no work today, and I talked to my Sweetie this morning, and later tonight I get to see him!

MoniGram said:

Why do you have to have good mondays?!

Spookymuffin said:

Just lucky I guess!

I hope your Monday gets better!

MoniGram said:

I just spoke to Jesus! I am chosen!

This monday is looking up.

Spookymuffin said:

Spookymuffin said:

No....he said you are special that is different

Spookymuffin said:

8:23pm.

She was supposed to be back at 7pm with my pizza. It's not funny, but the thing that just dawned on me, and that I didn't think about even with all the jizz talk, is that of all things she went to get a facial.

Fauxie said:

Now that is classic

Fauxie said:

Oh no.

mdiver said:

I can't believe I didn't catch the irony earlier.

Fauxie said:

you're slow.

Fauxie said:

I am pretty sure that is gonna prevent her wanting to catch a faceful later mate

mdiver said:

Yeah, should've thought about that before I got my hopes up. Ah well, seems they've been dashed anyway. What chance I can at least have my pizza, I wonder?

I'm gonna take a walk to the corner.

Fauxie said:

POOR LONELY NICK.

fuck mondays

Fauxie said:

I would suggest a wank but if things look up later that might be a bad idea

mdiver said:

I went to the corner and picked up a couple of bottles of Singha instead. Finally got through to Mon's mobile. She met up with an old friend, who I dislike, who she said took her mobile phone to try to keep her there.

Anyway, I should have my pizza by 10pm, by which time I'll be bloody starving. If I could wean that girl off Khao San Road I'd have the perfect woman.

Fauxie said:

Get drinking on your empty stomach - you'll feel fantastic!