Dammit, I checked my e-mails when I got home today and there was one stupid message waiting for me and it was SPAM with a simple, one word title:

"SKAT"



After a shitty eight-hour day, coming home to that kind of deep, dark spam skankiness is the LAST THING I NEED.

What's the worst spam e-mail title you've ever gotten?

(and please don't confuse this with the HOBO NAMES thread, that would be even more unfortunate.)

I look forward to my spam emails

ELASTICFANTASTIC said:

yesterday muse starts a thread about rotten meat and it goes through the roof.

i start a thread about skat spam and this is what i get.

I love the ones that are a paragraph of complete gibberish. They don't try to give me a virus, they don't try to sell me a mortgage, they don't even try to give me "rock hard erections." They are only there to brighten my day!

Here are some representative subjects:

"An Baptistown He Crooks"
"In Kinkaid as Fairbanks"
"His Go Vishnu"
"Pearce Gallilee Immature"
"But Bejou many Ittabena"
[Edited 7/3/07 15:44pm]

THIS thread is a smashing success!

NDRU said:

You actually open them???

JediTodd said:

in my work email I need to click on them (which shows the message) in order to delete them.

Not like my hotmail.

Still, what's up with junk mail that's complete gibberish!










and isn't this thread like six months old?

Anxiety said:

I thought this was about cat spam

I had one yesterday with the subject: OKOROFOR

how can any email live up to that title??

it didn't...

I don't get spam..

Anxiety said:

just my classic fav VCR CONFORMATION# JCPENNY and this was in 2005.

Mushanga said:

"I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!"

someone responded to my skat spam thread!!!





i only ever wanted success for this thread.

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JediTodd said:

Fucking hilarious.. Not my favorite thought, but I love Graham's pepperpot voice..

do you know how many swedish movies end with the word "SLUT"

disgusting!

no wonder the swedes have a rep

jami0mckay said:

LMAO

orgnote me your email address again

I am going to try

This is the crap I get all the time :

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I either get porn, offering loans or viagra (I'm Hugh Hefner ya know)

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kate bush

I get a tonne of viAgr@ ones too!

jami0mckay said:

that sounds like "OMNOMNOM" for people with jacked up teeth

Anxiety said:

this thread deserves more posts than its got, I'm scared if i say OKOROFOR three times, what will appear ?

I've been getting those damn YOU HAVE WON A MILLION DOLLARS spam. I hate it. Isn't it funny that in one week I had won 3 different sweepstakes. Hmmmm, that can't be fake.....

jami0mckay said:

they make real nice glassware!

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what is the point of these things even?

ZombieKitten said:

Who even knows anymore...surely there cannot be anyone stupid enough to actually think these things are legit? Maybe back in the 90's some people fell for it, but today??

Nikster said:

but for the email above, say, what would be the appropriate gullible response?

Apparently, since the Iraqis are starting to get their connectivity issues resolved (in no small part to the efforts of troopers like me and mine...), their SPAMMERS are out in force....

...and someone out there seems to think that I either need BDC (big d*%k cream) or pills of some sort, so that my woman/women will comment to all their friends on the size of my membermeat..... I delete about 10 of these things a day.....

ZombieKitten said:

nice jugs!

jami0mckay said:

jugs have handles don't they?